"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not in
a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch

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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:55:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:24:18 -0500, Kippered wrote:


Harry, it's not the sex. I know this is, for you, especially hard to
understand. The guy *perjured* himself. That means lying. Believe it or
not, most folks consider that wrong. Of course, you and your buddy find
nothing wrong with that because it gains you notoriety, and some
probably think it's right cool. But it isn't.
Uh, perjury and lying are not the same thing. Clinton was guilty of
one, but we was not guilty of the other.
Don't you remember Bill pointing his finger at us and saying "I did not
have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski!" Let's ask the wives if a blow
job is sex or not before you parse Bill's answer.

That weren't perjury, Bucko!

Correct, that was the lying.

The perjury was when he made false statements to a federal judge. He was
sanctioned and disbarred form the Supreme Court.


I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.

Perjury is ILLEGAL. He lied about getting the blow job.

It depends on many factors, and how the courts decide on a case by
case basis.

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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:55:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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"BAR" wrote in message
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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:24:18 -0500, Kippered wrote:


Harry, it's not the sex. I know this is, for you, especially hard to
understand. The guy *perjured* himself. That means lying. Believe it
or
not, most folks consider that wrong. Of course, you and your buddy
find
nothing wrong with that because it gains you notoriety, and some
probably think it's right cool. But it isn't.
Uh, perjury and lying are not the same thing. Clinton was guilty of
one, but we was not guilty of the other.
Don't you remember Bill pointing his finger at us and saying "I did not
have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski!" Let's ask the wives if a
blow job is sex or not before you parse Bill's answer.

That weren't perjury, Bucko!

Correct, that was the lying.

The perjury was when he made false statements to a federal judge. He was
sanctioned and disbarred form the Supreme Court.


I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.

Perjury is ILLEGAL. He lied about getting the blow job.


I didn't ask whether or not perjury was illegal. I asked if it was illegal
for presidents to have sex with anyone they want, wherever they want.

Would you like to answer the question I asked, instead of the one I did NOT
ask?

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch



Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now is
it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I could've
written my question more clearly.

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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:11:26 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:24:18 -0500, Kippered wrote:


Harry, it's not the sex. I know this is, for you, especially hard to
understand. The guy *perjured* himself. That means lying. Believe it
or
not, most folks consider that wrong. Of course, you and your buddy
find
nothing wrong with that because it gains you notoriety, and some
probably think it's right cool. But it isn't.

Uh, perjury and lying are not the same thing. Clinton was guilty of
one, but we was not guilty of the other.

Don't you remember Bill pointing his finger at us and saying "I did
not
have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski!" Let's ask the wives if a
blow
job is sex or not before you parse Bill's answer.

That weren't perjury, Bucko!

You're responding to someone else with that comment.


Yes. It's called an inline response. I left the post above it, so you
could see to whom who I was responding. Is your name Bucko? If so I
apologize for the confusion.



I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


It depends on many factors, and how the courts decide on a case by
case basis.


Sounds like you know more than you're telling. What factors might make it
illegal?


If the president has sex with a 2 year old boy, I'm pretty sure that
would be considered illegal. If the president has sex with a
subordinate, that also might be considered illegal.


2 year old boy: Agreed


Subordinate: You seem to know more than you are telling. Is it illegal to
have sex with a subordinate, or not? Legal? Not legal?

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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:20:24 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:11:26 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:55:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:24:18 -0500, Kippered wrote:


Harry, it's not the sex. I know this is, for you, especially hard
to
understand. The guy *perjured* himself. That means lying. Believe
it
or
not, most folks consider that wrong. Of course, you and your buddy
find
nothing wrong with that because it gains you notoriety, and some
probably think it's right cool. But it isn't.

Uh, perjury and lying are not the same thing. Clinton was guilty
of
one, but we was not guilty of the other.

Don't you remember Bill pointing his finger at us and saying "I did
not
have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski!" Let's ask the wives if a
blow
job is sex or not before you parse Bill's answer.

That weren't perjury, Bucko!

You're responding to someone else with that comment.


Yes. It's called an inline response. I left the post above it, so you
could see to whom who I was responding. Is your name Bucko? If so I
apologize for the confusion.



I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


It depends on many factors, and how the courts decide on a case by
case basis.


Sounds like you know more than you're telling. What factors might make
it
illegal?


If the president has sex with a 2 year old boy, I'm pretty sure that
would be considered illegal. If the president has sex with a
subordinate, that also might be considered illegal.


2 year old boy: Agreed


Subordinate: You seem to know more than you are telling. Is it illegal to
have sex with a subordinate, or not? Legal? Not legal?


Read what I wrote and you won't have to ask stupid follow-up
questions.


It's not a stupid question at all. You said:

"If the president has sex with a subordinate, that also might be considered
illegal."

You used the words "might be", so you must have some sort of information to
back up your belief. Or, maybe you don't.

Whattya got? Anything at all?

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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:19:28 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch



Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now
is
it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I
could've
written my question more clearly.


End it with a question mark?



A question mark does not belong at the end of the sentence in the form I
wrote it. No competent student of our native would disagree.

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:25:51 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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A question mark does not belong at the end of the sentence in the form I
wrote it. No competent student of our native would disagree.

Wait a minute. I just included a couple typos in a joke about sex
before the Mass. Why didn't you point out those typos?
Like I'm pointing out your "student of our native" typo.
I think it's because you just like me.
Or maybe you don't like bad jokes and don't bother reading them.

--Vic

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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:55:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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"BAR" wrote in message
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wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:24:18 -0500, Kippered wrote:


Harry, it's not the sex. I know this is, for you, especially
hard
to
understand. The guy *perjured* himself. That means lying.
Believe
it
or
not, most folks consider that wrong. Of course, you and your
buddy
find
nothing wrong with that because it gains you notoriety, and some
probably think it's right cool. But it isn't.

Uh, perjury and lying are not the same thing. Clinton was
guilty
of
one, but we was not guilty of the other.

Don't you remember Bill pointing his finger at us and saying "I
did
not
have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski!" Let's ask the wives if
a
blow
job is sex or not before you parse Bill's answer.

That weren't perjury, Bucko!

You're responding to someone else with that comment.


Yes. It's called an inline response. I left the post above it, so you
could see to whom who I was responding. Is your name Bucko? If so I
apologize for the confusion.



I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


It depends on many factors, and how the courts decide on a case by
case basis.


Sounds like you know more than you're telling. What factors might make
it
illegal?


If the president has sex with a 2 year old boy, I'm pretty sure that
would be considered illegal. If the president has sex with a
subordinate, that also might be considered illegal.


2 year old boy: Agreed


Subordinate: You seem to know more than you are telling. Is it illegal
to
have sex with a subordinate, or not? Legal? Not legal?


Read what I wrote and you won't have to ask stupid follow-up
questions.


It's not a stupid question at all. You said:

"If the president has sex with a subordinate, that also might be
considered
illegal."

You used the words "might be", so you must have some sort of information
to
back up your belief. Or, maybe you don't.

Whattya got? Anything at all?


I said, "If the president has sex with a subordinate, that also might
be considered illegal."

My belief is that it might be considered illegal. What's to back up
besides your overworked colon?


Here's where I'm going with this: Throughout the period when the fake saints
were tormenting Clinton, all sorts of legal experts commented on the
proceedings. I don't recall any of them saying that having sex with a
subordinate was illegal.

Add another factor: The fake saint with the biggest mouth didn't believe
that what Clinton did was improper. How do we know this? He did it himself
at the very time he was posing as a saint:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Story?id=2937633&page=1

Logically, we can conclude that Gingrich and the other fake saints had no
purpose other than to appear holy, and to waste their time and our money. No
other conclusion holds any water.

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A question mark does not belong at the end of the sentence in the form I
wrote it. No competent student of our native would disagree.


You asked how to write a question that was clearer. I suggested that
you should try ending questions with a question mark. I made no
comment other than that about your deficient writing skills.

What is a "student of our native"? LOL!


It's called a typo.

Now, onward:

Verson 1) I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone
they want, wherever they want.


Version 2) I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone
they want, wherever they want?


Are you telling me that YOU believe version 2 to be easier for you to
understand, the only difference being the presence of the question mark?