Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

D.Duck wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people
will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you
say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually understand.
Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.
I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.
As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Better get the Viagra ready.




Cialis...need the hardon that lasts for 36 hours.

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:39:29 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually understand.
Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.
I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.

As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Pope for life! Pope for Life!

Of course I'm Pope for Life.

All Popes are elected as Popes for life.

Note to self: All Cardinals will be required to take a refresher
course in the base concepts of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecasts.

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:39:29 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people
will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you
say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually
understand.
Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.
I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.

As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Pope for life! Pope for Life!

Of course I'm Pope for Life.

All Popes are elected as Popes for life.

Note to self: All Cardinals will be required to take a refresher
course in the base concepts of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecasts.

I thought you were a Red Sox fan, now you're coaching the Cardinals?

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually understand.

Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.

Does it have a salary associated with the position? Will it help me get
some chicks?

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:42:52 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:39:29 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people
will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you
say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually
understand.
Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.
I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.

As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Pope for life! Pope for Life!

Of course I'm Pope for Life.

All Popes are elected as Popes for life.

Note to self: All Cardinals will be required to take a refresher
course in the base concepts of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecasts.

I thought you were a Red Sox fan, now you're coaching the Cardinals?

Um...

What?

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:48:55 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually understand.

Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.

Does it have a salary associated with the position? Will it help me get
some chicks?

Well, if you want to start a convent - by all means - have at it.

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:42:52 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:39:29 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable
people
will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the
channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually
to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what
you
say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually
understand.
Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.
I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.

As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Pope for life! Pope for Life!

Of course I'm Pope for Life.

All Popes are elected as Popes for life.

Note to self: All Cardinals will be required to take a refresher
course in the base concepts of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecasts.

I thought you were a Red Sox fan, now you're coaching the Cardinals?

Um...

What?

Coaching the Cardinals. The "Saint" Louis Cardinals. If you can't
understand that you can take your RETDF and stick it where the sun don't
shine. 8-)

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:24:56 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:42:52 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:39:29 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable
people
will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the
channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually
to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what
you
say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually
understand.
Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.
I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.

As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Pope for life! Pope for Life!

Of course I'm Pope for Life.

All Popes are elected as Popes for life.

Note to self: All Cardinals will be required to take a refresher
course in the base concepts of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecasts.

I thought you were a Red Sox fan, now you're coaching the Cardinals?

Um...

What?

Coaching the Cardinals. The "Saint" Louis Cardinals. If you can't
understand that you can take your RETDF and stick it where the sun don't
shine. 8-)

Ah - I understand now.

Well, let's put it this way. With a lousy joke like that, we don't
want you anway. :)

Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:24:56 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:42:52 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:39:29 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable
people
will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the
channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited
intellectually
to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what
you
say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually
understand.
Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.
I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.

As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of
Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Pope for life! Pope for Life!

Of course I'm Pope for Life.

All Popes are elected as Popes for life.

Note to self: All Cardinals will be required to take a refresher
course in the base concepts of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecasts.

I thought you were a Red Sox fan, now you're coaching the Cardinals?

Um...

What?

Coaching the Cardinals. The "Saint" Louis Cardinals. If you can't
understand that you can take your RETDF and stick it where the sun don't
shine. 8-)

Ah - I understand now.

Well, let's put it this way. With a lousy joke like that, we don't
want you anway. :)

I'm sorry, I'll behave.