On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:56:33 -0500, HK wrote:

All I want from a cellphone is a strong signal wherever I am, long
battery life, a volume control that provides plenty of gain so I can
hear what is being said in noisy places, and a way to easily store and
retrieve the phone numbers I call. I don't want no steeeenking camera,
video games, internet access or instant messaging, or any of the other
crap. Concentrate on the damned phone as a phone, dammit.

Well there is one area of ageement.

My cell phone has more "features" than I could ever possibly use. The
GPS thing is good though - at least if you call, E-911 can locate you
pretty quickly.