Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all working
together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
one you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Marine says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable."

The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
water."


--
John H

LOL!

John H. wrote:
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all working
together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
one you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Marine says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable."

The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
water."


--
John H

On Dec 17, 2:04 pm, Tim wrote:
LOL!



John H. wrote:
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all working
together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
one you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Marine says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable."

The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
water."

Lol

fishing time!

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