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![]() "D.Duck" wrote in message news ![]() wrote in message ... On Nov 24, 8:52 pm, Dan wrote: Don White wrote: The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats. What have you got against those rats? Donnie, You are a damn lemming. Read your posts and think very hard before you press "send". Your predictable "responses" to Harry's posts are pathetic and not funny to anyone but you. -dk Since you guys are fighting so nice, I will step in here. I saw an A**state insurance commercial today and they refered to fried turkeys burning down houses. The interesting part was the part where the narator said "Thousands fried turkeys last year... and 15 of them managed to burn down their houses". Not the horrific numbers the detractors prepared me for ![]() Probably as many or more killed themselves using the oven for home heating. Years and years ago, in Oakland, CA a guy decided to commit suicide via the gas oven. Turned on the gas with no pilot light and went to bed. Did not die, and when got up in the morning, decided it was cold and he need to light the oven to warm up. Leveled the house and blew out all the windows on the Ford dealership across the street. No one hurt at the dealership and standing in the middle of the leveled house was the guy, still with match in hand. My buddy worked at the dealership and the reason the windows failed to injure anybody as it was break time and they were all by a coffee machine. |
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