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Default Deep frying a turkey


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On Nov 24, 8:52 pm, Dan wrote:
Don White wrote:

The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump
you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city
rats.

What have you got against those rats?

Donnie,

You are a damn lemming. Read your posts and think very hard before you
press "send". Your predictable "responses" to Harry's posts are
pathetic and not funny to anyone but you.

-dk


Since you guys are fighting so nice, I will step in here. I saw an
A**state insurance commercial today and they refered to fried turkeys
burning down houses. The interesting part was the part where the
narator said "Thousands fried turkeys last year... and 15 of them
managed to burn down their houses". Not the horrific numbers the
detractors prepared me for


Probably as many or more killed themselves using the oven for home
heating.


Years and years ago, in Oakland, CA a guy decided to commit suicide via the
gas oven. Turned on the gas with no pilot light and went to bed. Did not
die, and when got up in the morning, decided it was cold and he need to
light the oven to warm up. Leveled the house and blew out all the windows
on the Ford dealership across the street. No one hurt at the dealership and
standing in the middle of the leveled house was the guy, still with match in
hand. My buddy worked at the dealership and the reason the windows failed
to injure anybody as it was break time and they were all by a coffee
machine.


 
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