Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictions for boaters
 

"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement than
busting drunk drivers.

That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars and
shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?



The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the Sailing Club
after all of their regattas and parties. The word gets out quickly if you
are going to drink, either get a DD or spend the night in your boat.

And another vote for a big boat! :-)

Eisboch

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictions for boaters
 

"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement than
busting drunk drivers.

That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars and
shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?



The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the Sailing Club
after all of their regattas and parties. The word gets out quickly if you
are going to drink, either get a DD or spend the night in your boat.

Makes sense. Around here, the word is that if you want to crew on a boat
during sail races, show up early on the second day. The crew from the first
day won't be awake until late afternoon.

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictionsfor boaters
 

Eisboch wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement than
busting drunk drivers.
That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars and
shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?


The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the Sailing Club
after all of their regattas and parties. The word gets out quickly if you
are going to drink, either get a DD or spend the night in your boat.

And another vote for a big boat! :-)

Eisboch



The only people who don't enjoy big boats are those with tiny boats.

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictions for boaters
 

"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
. ..
Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement than
busting drunk drivers.
That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars and
shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?


The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the Sailing
Club after all of their regattas and parties. The word gets out quickly
if you are going to drink, either get a DD or spend the night in your
boat.

And another vote for a big boat! :-)

Eisboch

The only people who don't enjoy big boats are those with tiny boats.


Asked the wife a while back that since we are getting older, maybe we needed
a cruiser. She stated we are not that old.

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictionsfor boaters
 

Calif Bill wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
. ..
Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement than
busting drunk drivers.
That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars and
shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?


The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the Sailing
Club after all of their regattas and parties. The word gets out quickly
if you are going to drink, either get a DD or spend the night in your
boat.
And another vote for a big boat! :-)

Eisboch
The only people who don't enjoy big boats are those with tiny boats.


Asked the wife a while back that since we are getting older, maybe we needed
a cruiser. She stated we are not that old.



WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH A CRUISER?

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictionsfor boaters
 

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in
message . ..
Eisboch wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in
message . ..
Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement
than busting drunk drivers.
That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars
and shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?


The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the
Sailing Club after all of their regattas and parties. The word
gets out quickly if you are going to drink, either get a DD or
spend the night in your boat.
And another vote for a big boat! :-)

Eisboch
The only people who don't enjoy big boats are those with tiny boats.


Asked the wife a while back that since we are getting older, maybe we
needed a cruiser. She stated we are not that old.


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH A CRUISER?



It's the perfect kind of boating for old f*rts of every age.

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictions for boaters
 

"HK" wrote in message
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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH A CRUISER?



It's the perfect kind of boating for old f*rts of every age.


http://www.eisboch.com/Fasttable.jpg

(note the lack of a LT)

Eisboch

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictionsfor boaters
 

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH A CRUISER?


It's the perfect kind of boating for old f*rts of every age.


http://www.eisboch.com/Fasttable.jpg

(note the lack of a LT)

Eisboch


The gunnel's seem low, but that HT transom will keep the wake from
swamping the boat. ;)

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictions for boaters
 

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement
than busting drunk drivers.
That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars and
shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?


The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the Sailing
Club after all of their regattas and parties. The word gets out
quickly if you are going to drink, either get a DD or spend the night
in your boat.

And another vote for a big boat! :-)

Eisboch

The only people who don't enjoy big boats are those with tiny boats.


Asked the wife a while back that since we are getting older, maybe we
needed a cruiser. She stated we are not that old.

Shock her with a naked view of you... that'll settle the question!

Deadly accident prompts call for engine limitation, age restrictions for boaters
 

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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Ernest Scribbler wrote:
"HK" wrote
There's little more pleasing in the area of local law enforcement
than busting drunk drivers.
That being the case, why don't they simply post cops next to bars and
shoot fish in a barrel, so to speak?


The local sheriff post cops on the one road leading from the Sailing
Club after all of their regattas and parties. The word gets out
quickly if you are going to drink, either get a DD or spend the night
in your boat.

And another vote for a big boat! :-)

Eisboch

The only people who don't enjoy big boats are those with tiny boats.


Asked the wife a while back that since we are getting older, maybe we
needed a cruiser. She stated we are not that old.

Shock her with a naked view of you... that'll settle the question!


She still likes my naked body. I am at 6'4" only about 20# overweight. She
still waterskis and tubes at 65 years young.