Game fishermen, make room on your trophy wall
 

"Here's that trophy rack you've always wanted"

(no bad jokes about "mounting", please)

I get some of the strangest offers:


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Chuck ...I thought this might make an interesting news brief in
Nor'westing. A Southern California-based company, JingleJugs.com, is
looking to be the next novelty gift item to rival other classics such
as Billy Bass (singing fish on a plaque that sold millions). This
time, it's a bit more R-rated. Check out www.JingleJugs.com and let me
know if I should ship out a pair for you to review.

This item can be found in college dorms, restaurants, bars, and
recreation rooms. From Wall Street to Main Street, we think it has a
chance of becoming one of this year's most popular novelty items.

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Ship out a pair to review? Naw.
It won't be appearing in the mag anytime soon. :-)

Funniest thing of all..

There's a section on the website where you can "Send a rack to
Iraq"....... These people *claim* they're going to send a 40-foot
trailer across the country. It will make several stops en route so
that people can spend $50 on a pair of singing t*ts that supposedly
will be sent to "support our troops". (I would say there's a 99
percent chance the trailer will never roll a foot).

Nobody ever went broke underestimating popular taste. I can't image
this thing will sell.....but how many million singing fish chagned
hands?
If the inventor got 50-cents apiece in royalties, he or she did pretty
well.

Shouldn't every fishing boat should have a trophy rack? :-)

Game fishermen, make room on your trophy wall
 

On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:57:04 -0700, Chuck Gould
wrote:

"Here's that trophy rack you've always wanted"

(no bad jokes about "mounting", please)

I get some of the strangest offers:


************
Chuck ...I thought this might make an interesting news brief in
Nor'westing. A Southern California-based company, JingleJugs.com, is
looking to be the next novelty gift item to rival other classics such
as Billy Bass (singing fish on a plaque that sold millions). This
time, it's a bit more R-rated. Check out www.JingleJugs.com and let me
know if I should ship out a pair for you to review.

This item can be found in college dorms, restaurants, bars, and
recreation rooms. From Wall Street to Main Street, we think it has a
chance of becoming one of this year's most popular novelty items.

**************

Looks like something Harry could use in his new kitchen.

Then again, does he drink beer?

Ship out a pair to review? Naw.
It won't be appearing in the mag anytime soon. :-)

Wimp.

Funniest thing of all..

There's a section on the website where you can "Send a rack to
Iraq"....... These people *claim* they're going to send a 40-foot
trailer across the country. It will make several stops en route so
that people can spend $50 on a pair of singing t*ts that supposedly
will be sent to "support our troops". (I would say there's a 99
percent chance the trailer will never roll a foot).

I would agree with you. I mean, there are women in Iraq. What's the
company going to do for them - Weiner Rack?

BBBAAWWWWWAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Get it - Weiner? Rack? Weiner Rack?

BBBAAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Nobody ever went broke underestimating popular taste. I can't image
this thing will sell.....but how many million singing fish chagned
hands?

Um...er...ah....

Let me see, Billy Bass, Tommy Trout, Timmy Tuna...er...never mind.

Game fishermen, make room on your trophy wall
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:57:04 -0700, Chuck Gould
wrote:

"Here's that trophy rack you've always wanted"

(no bad jokes about "mounting", please)

I get some of the strangest offers:


************
Chuck ...I thought this might make an interesting news brief in
Nor'westing. A Southern California-based company, JingleJugs.com, is
looking to be the next novelty gift item to rival other classics such
as Billy Bass (singing fish on a plaque that sold millions). This
time, it's a bit more R-rated. Check out www.JingleJugs.com and let me
know if I should ship out a pair for you to review.

This item can be found in college dorms, restaurants, bars, and
recreation rooms. From Wall Street to Main Street, we think it has a
chance of becoming one of this year's most popular novelty items.

**************

Looks like something Harry could use in his new kitchen.

Then again, does he drink beer?


1. Already have a trophy rack in the household.
B. About a six pack a year.