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John H. May 16th 07 12:48 AM

Wouldn't you know it...
 
On Tue, 15 May 2007 19:40:36 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 May 2007 17:39:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 May 2007 14:34:12 -0300, "Don White"
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"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
glegroups.com...
On May 15, 5:47 am, "Don White" wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message

oups.com...

On May 14, 7:28 pm, "Don White" wrote:

Told ya! Not too late to keep her and upgrade yourself to a real
sailor.

"upgrade"? :-)

*improve...better.....reform....refine.......ameli orate.......amend....help*.........rectify..*
That's it for my cheap thesaurus!

Don, it isn't the word itself, it's the concept. How could one
possibly "upgrade" to sailing?
notice big grin

Ask any sailer if sailing is an upgrade over those stinky, noisy
infernal
combustion monsters that polute our waterways. :-)


Don, do you know what this symbol :-} means in the USA? Or, did
you just miss it?

I can tell you what it means in Canada Johnny... so why don't you tell me
what it means south of the border.


It means that whatever was said, was said with a chuckle, i.e., a little
humor.

You know, like when you imply Canadians are such gas misers and then show
us that their most popular vehicle is a Ford F-150 pickup. :}



Quit smiling at me. It makes me nervous!


Glad to see you finally get it!

Don White May 16th 07 01:02 AM

Wouldn't you know it...
 

"JimH" wrote in message
...


I bet he loved to drop his bar of soap when in the Army showers. Maybe
that was the start of his coming out.


Probably why they came up with 'soap on a rope' .....to protect the men
under his command.



Don White May 16th 07 01:05 AM

Wouldn't you know it...
 

"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 15, 10:34 am, "Don White" wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message

oups.com...
On May 15, 5:47 am, "Don White" wrote:

"Chuck Gould" wrote in message


roups.com...


On May 14, 7:28 pm, "Don White" wrote:


Told ya! Not too late to keep her and upgrade yourself to a real
sailor.


"upgrade"? :-)


*improve...better.....reform....refine.......ameli orate.......amend....help**.........rectify..*
That's it for my cheap thesaurus!


Don, it isn't the word itself, it's the concept. How could one
possibly "upgrade" to sailing?
notice big grin

Ask any sailer if sailing is an upgrade over those stinky, noisy infernal
combustion monsters that polute our waterways. :-)


That really ought to be easy to do.

As you know, we stinkpotters are compelled to steer clear of the
ragboaters when they're under sail. That still doesn't present much of
a problem in getting close enough to most sailboats to ask the
suggested question. Unless they're in an organized race or just
putzing aorund the bay for the afternoon, 9 out of 10 sailboats are
most frequently powered by stinky, noise, infernal combustion motors
while all sails remain fully secured. In fact, due to lack of
maintenance a good many of those sailboats seem to produce a greater
quantity of smoke (absolutely on on a per HP basis) than we
stinkpotters do.

However, I have heard many of your tribe observe, "Well, we *could*
sail, if we wanted to."
And they are, of course, entirely right.

Things are different on this coast where sailing was the bread & butter of
the area. With roads and rail pretty weak...the ocean acted as our highway.



John H. May 16th 07 02:15 AM

Wouldn't you know it...
 
On Tue, 15 May 2007 18:48:44 -0400, "JimH" wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
.. .

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 May 2007 17:39:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"JohnH" wrote in message
m...
On Tue, 15 May 2007 14:34:12 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oglegroups.com...
On May 15, 5:47 am, "Don White" wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message

oups.com...

On May 14, 7:28 pm, "Don White" wrote:

Told ya! Not too late to keep her and upgrade yourself to a real
sailor.

"upgrade"? :-)

*improve...better.....reform....refine.......ameli orate.......amend....help*.........rectify..*
That's it for my cheap thesaurus!

Don, it isn't the word itself, it's the concept. How could one
possibly "upgrade" to sailing?
notice big grin

Ask any sailer if sailing is an upgrade over those stinky, noisy
infernal
combustion monsters that polute our waterways. :-)


Don, do you know what this symbol :-} means in the USA? Or, did
you just miss it?

I can tell you what it means in Canada Johnny... so why don't you tell me
what it means south of the border.


It means that whatever was said, was said with a chuckle, i.e., a little
humor.

You know, like when you imply Canadians are such gas misers and then show
us that their most popular vehicle is a Ford F-150 pickup. :}



Quit smiling at me. It makes me nervous!


I bet he loved to drop his bar of soap when in the Army showers. Maybe that
was the start of his coming out.


Is that homophobia acting up again Jimmie? You're not displaying some
repressed tendencies, are you? It's OK. Your karma is such that you'll have
no problems with it.

John H. May 16th 07 02:16 AM

Wouldn't you know it...
 
On Tue, 15 May 2007 21:02:39 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"JimH" wrote in message
.. .


I bet he loved to drop his bar of soap when in the Army showers. Maybe
that was the start of his coming out.


Probably why they came up with 'soap on a rope' .....to protect the men
under his command.


You too? First it's about diarrhea, then balls, now soap on a rope. My
gosh, where's your mind, Donnie?


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