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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.


Just so you don't scare away any sensible people.....
I'd combine the first 3 items as.....
To be sold as a complete boat/motor/trailer package only. No exceptions!

If that doesn't do the trick...let the idiots waste gas and drive all the
way out to your place before kicking their butts back home.


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On Fri, 11 May 2007 20:25:27 -0300, "Don White"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.


Just so you don't scare away any sensible people.....
I'd combine the first 3 items as.....
To be sold as a complete boat/motor/trailer package only. No exceptions!

If that doesn't do the trick...let the idiots waste gas and drive all the
way out to your place before kicking their butts back home.


I know - I was just letting off some steam.
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.



I'd hook up the trailer to the truck, deliver it with the boat to a local,
trusted broker and let him sell it. Paying the 10% commission is well worth
it to avoid dealing with all the tire-kicking deal seekers.


Eisboch


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On Fri, 11 May 2007 19:41:15 -0400, "RCE" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.



I'd hook up the trailer to the truck, deliver it with the boat to a local,
trusted broker and let him sell it. Paying the 10% commission is well worth
it to avoid dealing with all the tire-kicking deal seekers.


I'm just letting off some steam.

Besides, I can't find a broker who will handle it for the money I want
for it.


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On Fri, 11 May 2007 19:41:15 -0400, "RCE" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.



I'd hook up the trailer to the truck, deliver it with the boat to a local,
trusted broker and let him sell it. Paying the 10% commission is well
worth
it to avoid dealing with all the tire-kicking deal seekers.


I'm just letting off some steam.

Besides, I can't find a broker who will handle it for the money I want
for it.


Donate it to the local Boy Scout camp (assuming it is on the water) or kids
sailing club and take the tax donation.

A win-win situation.


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On Fri, 11 May 2007 20:01:37 -0400, "JimH" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 May 2007 19:41:15 -0400, "RCE" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.


I'd hook up the trailer to the truck, deliver it with the boat to a local,
trusted broker and let him sell it. Paying the 10% commission is well
worth
it to avoid dealing with all the tire-kicking deal seekers.


I'm just letting off some steam.

Besides, I can't find a broker who will handle it for the money I want
for it.


Donate it to the local Boy Scout camp (assuming it is on the water) or kids
sailing club and take the tax donation.

A win-win situation.


Maybe he'd like to get the other 75% of the value also. (Depending on his
bracket, of course.)
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On Fri, 11 May 2007 19:41:15 -0400, "RCE" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.



I'd hook up the trailer to the truck, deliver it with the boat to a local,
trusted broker and let him sell it. Paying the 10% commission is well
worth
it to avoid dealing with all the tire-kicking deal seekers.


I'm just letting off some steam.

Besides, I can't find a broker who will handle it for the money I want
for it.


I think you'd have a better chance of a Canadian buying it.
You're not that far from Ontario/Quebec
http://www.boatforsale.net/


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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.



I'd hook up the trailer to the truck, deliver it with the boat to a local,
trusted broker and let him sell it. Paying the 10% commission is well
worth it to avoid dealing with all the tire-kicking deal seekers.


Eisboch


Absolutely! How much is one's time worth compared to that $450 or so
commission?


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On Fri, 11 May 2007 23:11:53 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
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I'm adding the following to the Halman ad.

PLEASE READ BEFORE RESPONDING:

1 - I am not selling the trailer separately.

2 - I will not sell the boat w/o the trailer/engine.

3 - I will not sell the sails individually.

4 - All surveyors must present a business card with proper
identification of marine certification association prior to any
survey.


I like (shudder) Don's idea better. It doesn't sound so negative.


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