Yo- Eisboch!!
 

Here's something I picked up off a blog that I read once in a while.

It's the cure for your ennui...

1. Instead of showering, borrow some Mr Bubble and take a bath. Then,
when it dawns on you that you’re stewing in a compote of your own
filth, giggle at the fact that you convinced yourself a bubble bath
would cheer you up.

2. In place of your usual trousers/jeans, put on short, tight
athletic shorts. Re-acquaint yourself with your upper thighs. Also,
if you have a mesh tank top, put that on. Unless you’re a Catholic,
in which case mesh might be a sin. So try a fun t-shirt or a tunic,
instead.

3. Drink 6 Absolut Bloody Marys with real horseradish, a bit of beef
stock, and clam juice. Shout nasty things at the TV weatherperson.

4. Repeat step 3.

5. Repeat steps 3 and 4—but direct your shouting at any car that
dares drive up your street. If you have access to a hose, aim it an
passersby.

6. Pass out on the chaise lounge and wake up early Wednesday morning
when the sprinklers go off.

Yo- Eisboch!!
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Here's something I picked up off a blog that I read once in a while.

It's the cure for your ennui...

1. Instead of showering, borrow some Mr Bubble and take a bath. Then,
when it dawns on you that you’re stewing in a compote of your own
filth, giggle at the fact that you convinced yourself a bubble bath
would cheer you up.

2. In place of your usual trousers/jeans, put on short, tight
athletic shorts. Re-acquaint yourself with your upper thighs. Also,
if you have a mesh tank top, put that on. Unless you’re a Catholic,
in which case mesh might be a sin. So try a fun t-shirt or a tunic,
instead.

3. Drink 6 Absolut Bloody Marys with real horseradish, a bit of beef
stock, and clam juice. Shout nasty things at the TV weatherperson.

4. Repeat step 3.

5. Repeat steps 3 and 4—but direct your shouting at any car that
dares drive up your street. If you have access to a hose, aim it an
passersby.

6. Pass out on the chaise lounge and wake up early Wednesday morning
when the sprinklers go off.



Hmmmm...isn't that your daily regimen?
:}

Yo- Eisboch!!
 

On Tue, 01 May 2007 19:11:23 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Here's something I picked up off a blog that I read once in a while.

It's the cure for your ennui...

1. Instead of showering, borrow some Mr Bubble and take a bath. Then,
when it dawns on you that you’re stewing in a compote of your own
filth, giggle at the fact that you convinced yourself a bubble bath
would cheer you up.

2. In place of your usual trousers/jeans, put on short, tight
athletic shorts. Re-acquaint yourself with your upper thighs. Also,
if you have a mesh tank top, put that on. Unless you’re a Catholic,
in which case mesh might be a sin. So try a fun t-shirt or a tunic,
instead.

3. Drink 6 Absolut Bloody Marys with real horseradish, a bit of beef
stock, and clam juice. Shout nasty things at the TV weatherperson.

4. Repeat step 3.

5. Repeat steps 3 and 4—but direct your shouting at any car that
dares drive up your street. If you have access to a hose, aim it an
passersby.

6. Pass out on the chaise lounge and wake up early Wednesday morning
when the sprinklers go off.

Hmmmm...isn't that your daily regimen? :}

Well, except for hte Bloody Mary's, that's about right. :)

Yo- Eisboch!!
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...

Here's something I picked up off a blog that I read once in a while.

It's the cure for your ennui...

1. Instead of showering, borrow some Mr Bubble and take a bath. Then,
when it dawns on you that you're stewing in a compote of your own
filth, giggle at the fact that you convinced yourself a bubble bath
would cheer you up.


Heh. Would you believe that this house has 6 and 1/2 bathrooms and not a
single bathtub in the joint?


6. Pass out on the chaise lounge and wake up early Wednesday morning
when the sprinklers go off.

Been there, done that. I'll pass.

Eisboch

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On May 1, 6:17 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

Well, except for hte Bloody Mary's, that's about right. :)- Hide quoted text -


GET A G#D D@#%N SPELL CHECKER!

~mutter~

?:* )

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Tim wrote:
On May 1, 6:17 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

Well, except for hte Bloody Mary's, that's about right. :)- Hide quoted text -


GET A G#D D@#%N SPELL CHECKER!

~mutter~

?:* )



I once had an afterschool job as a speeeeeelczecher.