"John H." wrote in message
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Fix your computer clock, John. Ask your toaster to explain how.


My clock's right! I'll check the time on this message.


In my list, it says 11:56 AM. I thought you were in the Eastern time zone.


On my list it showed as 10:56, but, strangely, your reply showed on my
list
as 9:59.

Weird!


Well, we *know* you're living in a time warp to begin with...