Nautical Limerick of The Day...
 

There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

Nautical Limerick of The Day...
 

On Mar 1, 9:41 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

Aye, or RRRRRRRRRRRR!


I thought yon limerick started,

"There once was a pirate named Bates..."

http://www.gibbonthetroubadour.com/limerick.html

Nautical Limerick of The Day...
 

On Mar 1, 10:41 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!!! Made my day.