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Short Wave Sportfishing February 27th 07 12:55 AM

Dumbest boaters on the face of the planet...
 
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0

Bob Smith February 27th 07 01:00 AM

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Chuck Gould February 27th 07 01:16 AM

Dumbest boaters on the face of the planet...
 
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0


Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

The worst part is that some young kid will see that, think it's "way
cool", really will put a flare against his temple and pull the trigger.


Mike February 27th 07 01:29 AM

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He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.

--Mike

"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0


Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

The worst part is that some young kid will see that, think it's "way
cool", really will put a flare against his temple and pull the trigger.




Tim February 27th 07 01:51 AM

Dumbest boaters on the face of the planet...
 
On Feb 26, 6:55 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0


Today, a candidate.

Tomorrow, a recipient of a Darwin Award.


JoeSpareBedroom February 27th 07 02:00 AM

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"Mike" wrote in message
...
He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.



Next president.



JoeSpareBedroom February 27th 07 02:33 AM

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"Jeff Burke" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:29:10 GMT, "Mike" wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
roups.com...
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0

Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

The worst part is that some young kid will see that, think it's "way
cool", really will put a flare against his temple and pull the trigger.

He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.


Nobody could drink enough to get that stupid unless they started out extra
stupid before they started drinking.


50-54% of the population is born stupid. At least two accurate surveys
proove this.



Mike February 27th 07 02:46 AM

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Nobody could drink enough to get that stupid unless they started out extra
stupid before they started drinking.


I stand corrected... you're right!

--Mike

"Jeff Burke" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:29:10 GMT, "Mike" wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
roups.com...
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0

Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

The worst part is that some young kid will see that, think it's "way
cool", really will put a flare against his temple and pull the trigger.

He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.


Nobody could drink enough to get that stupid unless they started out extra
stupid before they started drinking.




Short Wave Sportfishing February 27th 07 12:31 PM

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Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0


Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.


Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.

JoeSpareBedroom February 27th 07 12:31 PM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0


Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.


Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin' stupid
to me.



Pansy.



Harry Krause February 27th 07 12:44 PM

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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0


Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.


Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.



Reggie?

Reginald P. Smithers III February 27th 07 12:52 PM

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin' stupid
to me.



Pansy.



I bet you Tom is too chicken to try it. :), A real marine would do it
in a heartbeat.

Stan (the Man) February 27th 07 01:33 PM

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Mike" wrote in message
...
He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.



Next president.


He's a democrat? No surprise.

--
Stan

Short Wave Sportfishing February 27th 07 01:52 PM

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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.
Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.


Pansy.


I bet you Tom is too chicken to try it. :),


Damn right I am.

A real marine would do it in a heartbeat.


Don't think so.

Short Wave Sportfishing February 27th 07 01:53 PM

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.


Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin' stupid
to me.


Pansy.


Grocery boy.

Short Wave Sportfishing February 27th 07 01:53 PM

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Harry Krause wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0

Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.


Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.


Reggie?


John? :)

JoeSpareBedroom February 27th 07 02:04 PM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.


Pansy.


Grocery boy.



Squid murderer.



D-unit February 27th 07 02:45 PM

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"Jeff Burke" wrote in message



He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.


Nobody could drink enough to get that stupid unless they started out extra
stupid before they started drinking.



I believe you have just coined a new phrase...

He's not stupid, He's extra-stupid.

Good one on ya mate.

db




JLH February 27th 07 03:16 PM

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On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 13:53:31 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0

Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.


Reggie?


John? :)


What?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Short Wave Sportfishing February 27th 07 04:16 PM

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.
Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.
Pansy.

Grocery boy.


Squid murderer.


Small girlie man boat owner.

JoeSpareBedroom February 27th 07 04:19 PM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.
Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.
Pansy.
Grocery boy.


Squid murderer.


Small girlie man boat owner.



Talk dirty to me, mon petite fleur!



Don White February 27th 07 07:30 PM

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"JLH" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 13:53:31 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0

Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.

Reggie?


John? :)


What?
--
John H


that's right... since you no longer boat... no one can say that applies to
you!



Short Wave Sportfishing February 27th 07 09:14 PM

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.
Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.
Pansy.
Grocery boy.
Squid murderer.

Small girlie man boat owner.


Talk dirty to me, mon petite fleur!


That's the best you can come up with?

Sad dude, really sad.

CalifBill February 28th 07 01:13 AM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0
Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.
Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.

Pansy.


I bet you Tom is too chicken to try it. :),


Damn right I am.

A real marine would do it in a heartbeat.


Don't think so.


Nah, Marines are trained in weaponry. They would shoot the closest swabbie.



JLH February 28th 07 12:23 PM

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On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:30:00 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"JLH" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 13:53:31 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 26, 4:55?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0630a3d7c0

Bogus.

He'd be dead, or at least seriously on fire.

Setting off a flare inside a cabin of a boat seems pretty freakin'
stupid to me.

Reggie?

John? :)


What?
--
John H


that's right... since you no longer boat... no one can say that applies to
you!


Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat. You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Don White February 28th 07 03:48 PM

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"JLH" wrote in message
...

Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H



Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.



Bill Kearney February 28th 07 05:17 PM

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He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.

Not just drunk, the skinny dude with bad teeth at the end looks like he's
tweaked. But given the bad hairstyles, circa 1980, they're probably coked
outta their minds.


JimH February 28th 07 05:24 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JLH" wrote in message
...

Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H



Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.


That is what he posted here last year. The old man's mind is going.



JimH February 28th 07 05:41 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JLH" wrote in message
...

Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H



Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.


"I'm planning to give the boat to the kids, although I've not figured out
exactly how to do it yet. But, right now the boat is being stored and
maintained at an annual cost of about $3300, and it's getting very little
use." - JohnH, rec.boats, August, 2006



Chuck Gould February 28th 07 06:13 PM

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On Feb 28, 9:41�am, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...



"JLH" wrote in message
.. .


Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H


Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.


"I'm planning to give the boat to the kids, although I've not figured out
exactly how to do it yet. But, right now the boat is being stored and
maintained at an annual cost of about $3300, and it's getting very little
use." *- JohnH, rec.boats, August, 2006


Let me see if my memory can recall the name of somebody who posted to
this forum for *years* without owning a boat. (I think he finally
bought an older runabout).

Hmm. Can't quite conjure it up. However, if I really put my mind to it
I'll bet the name will come to me. :-)

IIRC, that person used to say, "Boat ownership is no prerequisite for
being a boater or participating in discussions about boating". If we
can remember who that is, we might want to ask if he or she still
feels that way.


JimH February 28th 07 06:29 PM

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"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Feb 28, 9:41?am, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...



"JLH" wrote in message
.. .


Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H


Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.


"I'm planning to give the boat to the kids, although I've not figured out
exactly how to do it yet. But, right now the boat is being stored and
maintained at an annual cost of about $3300, and it's getting very little
use." - JohnH, rec.boats, August, 2006


Let me see if my memory can recall the name of somebody who posted to
this forum for *years* without owning a boat. (I think he finally
bought an older runabout).

Hmm. Can't quite conjure it up. However, if I really put my mind to it
I'll bet the name will come to me. :-)



===========

Hey Chuck, all I did was remind him what he posted. Comprendo?



Reginald P. Smithers III February 28th 07 07:06 PM

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JimH wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Feb 28, 9:41?am, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...



"JLH" wrote in message
...
Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H
Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.

"I'm planning to give the boat to the kids, although I've not figured out
exactly how to do it yet. But, right now the boat is being stored and
maintained at an annual cost of about $3300, and it's getting very little
use." - JohnH, rec.boats, August, 2006


Let me see if my memory can recall the name of somebody who posted to
this forum for *years* without owning a boat. (I think he finally
bought an older runabout).

Hmm. Can't quite conjure it up. However, if I really put my mind to it
I'll bet the name will come to me. :-)



===========

Hey Chuck, all I did was remind him what he posted. Comprendo?



I am glad all he was doing was reminding JohnH what he posted. I
thought he was going to start on another one of his post where he
chastised JohnH and others for being non boaters.

JLH February 28th 07 08:01 PM

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On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 15:48:34 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"JLH" wrote in message
.. .

Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H



Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.


I *have* taken up golfing, if you can call it that, but I haven't 'given'
the boat to the kids. I've moved the boat to a marina on the Rappahannock
River where they can have access to it, and we have agreed to split the
storage and maintenance costs.

But...I've yet to receive a dime from any of them, and this was done last
November!

IIRC, someone here said that would be the case, but I don't mind. The ones
that had owned the Chaparral had to sell it to pay for the breast cancer
treatment not covered by insurance. It works out pretty good because I
don't fish on weekends, and they work during the week. This way everyone
can play with it.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

JLH February 28th 07 08:38 PM

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On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:41:23 -0500, "JimH" wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JLH" wrote in message
...

Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H



Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.


"I'm planning to give the boat to the kids, although I've not figured out
exactly how to do it yet. But, right now the boat is being stored and
maintained at an annual cost of about $3300, and it's getting very little
use." - JohnH, rec.boats, August, 2006


I couldn't find the message you 'quoted', JimH. But I did find the one
below. Note that I put the whole message here, not my 'version' of the
message.

Perhaps reading comprehension is still a problem?


************************************************** *******
On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:25:23 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"JohnH" wrote in message
.. .

On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:24:28 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

JohnH wrote:


I will soon be moving my boat down to the Rappahannock River to make it
available to my kids for their use. Right now the drive for them is much
too long. As part of the deal, we three families will share expenses for
storage, maintenance, and insurance. I will retain title to the boat.

I'd like to draw up an agreement of some sort for such a use of the
boat.
Any ideas on what considerations I should include therein?


John



Second, you are headed for disaster. Family members as boat partners is
a bad idea, especially for a guy like you who keeps his boat very clean.



I agree with Harry .... family or not, multiple people owning the same boat
is not good for relationships. (Ask me how I know).

I subscribe to the idea that a gift should be given with no strings attached
and no expectations as to the gift's future. I remember many, many years
ago (early 70's) I acquired a small, beat up 12 foot aluminum boat.
My father-in-law, being the pac-rat that he is, rummaged around in his
garage and came up with a 1950's vintage 5 hp Johnson outboard that was
literally a basket case. It was completely disassembled and the parts were
contained in three wooden boxes. I played with it for a while, then stored
the boxes of parts away. At some point in our many moves and housecleaning
the boxes got thrown in the dump.

23 years later my father-in-law said, "If you aren't going to use that
outboard I gave you, I'll take it back and see if I can get it running".

Eisboch



It's not a gift. I'll retain title. They can share the major expenses for
the use of the boat. Hell, they've offered to pay *all* the expenses if I
let them use the boat.
--
******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

John
************************************************** ************************************

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

JLH February 28th 07 08:39 PM

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On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:29:07 -0500, "JimH" wrote:


"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
roups.com...
On Feb 28, 9:41?am, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...



"JLH" wrote in message
.. .


Don, please tell me where you got the idea that I no longer own a boat.
You
sound much like JimH, but he's got an excuse.
--
John H


Sorry.. thought I read that you gave it to the kids and took up golfing.


"I'm planning to give the boat to the kids, although I've not figured out
exactly how to do it yet. But, right now the boat is being stored and
maintained at an annual cost of about $3300, and it's getting very little
use." - JohnH, rec.boats, August, 2006


Let me see if my memory can recall the name of somebody who posted to
this forum for *years* without owning a boat. (I think he finally
bought an older runabout).

Hmm. Can't quite conjure it up. However, if I really put my mind to it
I'll bet the name will come to me. :-)



===========

Hey Chuck, all I did was remind him what he posted. Comprendo?


And you blew that, Jimmy.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

MMC April 27th 07 03:26 PM

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"Stan (the Man)" wrote in message
news:gqWEh.30361$kr6.25753@trndny09...
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Mike" wrote in message
...
He looks drunk enough to actually be that stupid.



Next president.


He's a democrat? No surprise.

--
Stan


No, he's the head of the local Republican Armchair Warrior Club. GWB is the
Grand Puba Armchair Warrior.
MMC




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