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JLH February 26th 07 02:25 PM

Mechanics and cardiologists.
 


A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want
to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on
a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the
valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish,
it works just like new. So how come I make $55,000 a year and you get the
really big bucks, say $1,700,000 a year, when you and I are doing
basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running." --

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Tim February 26th 07 06:10 PM

Mechanics and cardiologists.
 

JLH wrote:
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want
to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on
a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the
valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish,
it works just like new. So how come I make $55,000 a year and you get the
really big bucks, say $1,700,000 a year, when you and I are doing
basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running." --


John, By your header, I thought you were going to talk about marine
shop pricing, and sticker shock!

pretty good one.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."



Don White February 26th 07 06:26 PM

Mechanics and cardiologists.
 

"Tim" wrote in message
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John, By your header, I thought you were going to talk about marine
shop pricing, and sticker shock!

pretty good one.
--



What! You expected him to post on topic?
Then he'd lose the 'H for hyprocrite' initial in his handle.



JLH February 26th 07 06:43 PM

Mechanics and cardiologists.
 
On 26 Feb 2007 10:10:29 -0800, "Tim" wrote:


JLH wrote:
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want
to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on
a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the
valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish,
it works just like new. So how come I make $55,000 a year and you get the
really big bucks, say $1,700,000 a year, when you and I are doing
basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running." --


John, By your header, I thought you were going to talk about marine
shop pricing, and sticker shock!

pretty good one.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


I think I like yours better!

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


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