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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.
After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the
window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice,
"Admiral , United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both
surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a
tight lipped smile, " Admiral , United States Coast Guard, retired.
Married, two sons, both Judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims,
" Master Gunnery Sergeant , United States Marines, retired
Never married, two sons, both Admirals.

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***** Have a decent day! *****

John H
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