BoatBanter.com - I get *this* instead of hot mail from young chicks:

On Jan 30, 10:28ï¿½am, Harry Krause wrote:
Dear Valued Microsoft Customer,

This year Daylight Saving Time (DST) extends by approximately four
weeks. *In compliance with this provision in the Energy Policy Act of
2005, DST dates in the United States and Canada will start three weeks
earlier (2:00 A.M. on the second Sunday in March) and will end one week
later (2:00 A.M. on the first Sunday in November).

In some instances, effort will be required to accommodate the new DST
legislation. *For example, systems and applications may need to be
updated directly, while in other circumstances the application may
inherit the date and time information from the underlying system.

Microsoft is committed to helping customers that are affected by the DST
changes make this transition as seamless as possible. *Microsoft is
producing updates for Windows products as well as other Microsoft
products affected by the new U.S. statute. *These updates will be
released through technical support channels including Microsoft Customer
Service & Support (CSS), as well as online channels such as Windows
Update and Microsoft Update.

Details of the updates for Microsoft Windows and affected Microsoft
applications, how customers can acquire them and when they will be
available can be found on the Microsoft website athttp://www.microsoft.com/dst2007. *Corresponding technical Knowledge
Base articles are linked from this website as well.

Microsoft is providing the Time Zone updates at no-cost for customers on
Windows platforms that are covered by Mainstream Support. *For more
information on the Microsoft Support Lifecycle Policy including options
available for products in Extended Support, please visithttp://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle.

Further Assistance

Microsoft values your business. *For more information visithttp://www.microsoft.com/dst2007, or contact Microsoft for assistance.
A list of phone numbers is located athttp://support.microsoft.com.
Microsoft Premier Customers may engage their Technical Account Manager
directly.

Please DO NOT REPLY to this email as this is not a monitored inbox. If
you have questions/inquiries please visithttp://www.microsoft.com/dst2007

This e-mail is intended for distribution within the United States.
Please contact your local Microsoft subsidiary for similar offerings
outside the US.

That's 'cause overheated baby chickens can't type. :-)