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Bob December 11th 06 06:34 PM

Dogs on board
 

Molesworth wrote:
How do people cater for dogs on voyages? How do they do the sanitation
thing? Do dogs enjoy/hate sailing?


Who cares about the puppy. **** on the deck. Wait till that cute pup
chewes a hole in a chewy exposed 1 1/2" below the WL hose, bites
another boater, ****es on your cabin cussions, and then infest the boat
with fleas.

Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more
:)


Reginald P. Smithers III December 11th 06 06:35 PM

Dogs on board
 
Bob wrote:
Molesworth wrote:
How do people cater for dogs on voyages? How do they do the sanitation
thing? Do dogs enjoy/hate sailing?


Who cares about the puppy. **** on the deck. Wait till that cute pup
chewes a hole in a chewy exposed 1 1/2" below the WL hose, bites
another boater, ****es on your cabin cussions, and then infest the boat
with fleas.

Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more
:)

Are you saying you got layed by your girlfriend and your dog?


scbafreak via BoatKB.com December 11th 06 07:09 PM

Dogs on board
 
Molesworth wrote:
How do people cater for dogs on voyages? How do they do the sanitation
thing? Do dogs enjoy/hate sailing?

We have a Lab/Basset cross and am wondering how she'll get on on board.

All advice, experiences gratefully received.

Molesworth


There is an old saying: "there are no bad dogs, just bad owners." Some dogs
will need more attention but with proper training they may adjust to life on
a boat. My dog lives in my one bedroom apartment and she doesnt chew
anything that is not hers to chew, she doesn't make a mess, including peeing
and pooping on anything. She is inside all day. Some days she will go ten
to twelve hours without a problem. A freind of mine lives on his boat and
thier dog does the same. He is kept inside while everyone is gone and hangs
out on the deck when they are home. He doesn't leave the boat if not on a
leash, he doesn't chew anything or pee on the floor. Flees are only a
problem if you don't wash your dog well and you let it run around with dogs
that have flees. As for how well it will do sailing, I couldn't say because
it is your dog and has its own personality but I know my friends dog will go
out with them and if it gets rough he just stays down below with the kids.
Take the dog onboard and see what happens.

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Gordon December 11th 06 07:19 PM

Dogs on board
 
Bob wrote:
Molesworth wrote:
How do people cater for dogs on voyages? How do they do the sanitation
thing? Do dogs enjoy/hate sailing?


Who cares about the puppy. **** on the deck. Wait till that cute pup
chewes a hole in a chewy exposed 1 1/2" below the WL hose, bites
another boater, ****es on your cabin cussions, and then infest the boat
with fleas.

Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more
:)


Saw a guy in the news last night in court for cruelty to animals.
Seems his wife or girlfriend caught him having sex with a family dog.
She used her camera phone and called the cops!!!!
g

il_papa December 11th 06 08:52 PM

Dogs on board
 

I have a Parson Jack Russel Terrier and he is an absolute nightmare on
board, not that he is scared of water or anything likes that. He goes
absolutely off his head if I have to go up on deck or even worse if I
have to go on land. Its an insecurity thing I guess. He may get better
with time but I doubt it.


NE Sailboat December 12th 06 12:14 AM

Dogs on board
 
Dear Mr Molesworth ,, you sir are a philosopher and a gentleman.

But, how do you know my former girlfriend? I don't remember mooring near
you.

Did you **** her too? Everyone else did.

And drink? She did have a dry tongue as they say.

When I kicked her and the dog off the boat, I felt bad for the dog.


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"Bob" wrote in message
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Molesworth wrote:
How do people cater for dogs on voyages? How do they do the sanitation
thing? Do dogs enjoy/hate sailing?


Who cares about the puppy. **** on the deck. Wait till that cute pup
chewes a hole in a chewy exposed 1 1/2" below the WL hose, bites
another boater, ****es on your cabin cussions, and then infest the boat
with fleas.

Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more
:)




philmac December 12th 06 04:42 PM

Dogs on board
 
We sail with our Afghan hound. She is much happier on the boat than in
the car and we have now gotten used to the fact that she can wedge
herself into a spot in the cockpit and stay on board, even when we are
heeled. She is quiet, certainly quieter than many of the party animals
we have experienced in quiet moorings, always finds a convenient and
comfortable spot when we are at anchor and will willingly jump from the
cockpit to our inflatable. She has now mastered the boarding ladder to
the point where she only needs a small push into the cockpit to get
back aboard.

The downside: she brings bucket loads of sand on-board, has rolled on
the occasional dead fish and regular trips ashore are required. On the
other hand my 6 year old is nearly as much trouble and he wouldn't let
us leave her at home anyway.

We put a life jacket on her with a handle on the back when she is up in
the cockpit. If the weather is rough, even when it's blistering hot,
she'll be in the cockpit, often in the way but the alternative is
cleaning up vomit down below.

The only time she has been really upset on board was when we weathered
a particularily violent squall at anchor. None of us were really all
that happy then either.

Personally, I enjoy a quiet row ashore and a stroll with my son and the
dog but if you don't want to respect a schedule while cruising, then a
dog is not advisable.

Cheers,
Phil

Molesworth wrote:
How do people cater for dogs on voyages? How do they do the sanitation
thing? Do dogs enjoy/hate sailing?

We have a Lab/Basset cross and am wondering how she'll get on on board.

All advice, experiences gratefully received.

Molesworth



Bob December 13th 06 05:45 PM

Dogs on board
 


Bob wrote:
Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more
:)


Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Are you saying you got layed by your girlfriend and your dog?



Nooooooooo... But one day I showed up home way early and found my sweet
girl friend on her back with a cube of butter on her chest and the
pooch down at her cooch. I went and got a beer and watched the show. Id
been down there a couple times myself and figured better the dog than
me.

Later she tried the same thing two slips over. I could understand my
dog but drew the line at the neighbor.


Reginald P. Smithers III December 13th 06 05:50 PM

Dogs on board
 
Bob wrote:

Bob wrote:
Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more
:)


Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Are you saying you got layed by your girlfriend and your dog?



Nooooooooo... But one day I showed up home way early and found my sweet
girl friend on her back with a cube of butter on her chest and the
pooch down at her cooch. I went and got a beer and watched the show. Id
been down there a couple times myself and figured better the dog than
me.

Later she tried the same thing two slips over. I could understand my
dog but drew the line at the neighbor.


Maybe both the dog and the neighbor knew how to eat a pink taco better
than you did.

KLC Lewis December 13th 06 05:59 PM

Dogs on board
 
C'mon, guys. This is a family show.

"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
...
Bob wrote:

Bob wrote:
Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more
:)


Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Are you saying you got layed by your girlfriend and your dog?



Nooooooooo... But one day I showed up home way early and found my sweet
girl friend on her back with a cube of butter on her chest and the
pooch down at her cooch. I went and got a beer and watched the show. Id
been down there a couple times myself and figured better the dog than
me.

Later she tried the same thing two slips over. I could understand my
dog but drew the line at the neighbor.


Maybe both the dog and the neighbor knew how to eat a pink taco better
than you did.





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