FORD wants me.
 

Harry,

Around here, there's a local guy is the worst to try to sell a new
vehicle to. He rants and raves and dickers about pricing almost to the
point of being an emberrassment. He even goes as far as telling the
dealer to take their name sticker off the back. He says, either that
or knock off another $100.00. He then tells them that he's not
advertising for them, unless they want to pay him cash, or give him an
additional discount.

Man!



Harry Krause wrote:
The consortium of local FORD dealers sent me an email offering me 0%
financing on any 06 or 07 model for SIX years AFTER I make my best deal
offer.

I'm holding out for a better offer. I think FORD should give me a new
truck and pay me monthly for storage charges. That, and a fuel
allowance, and I might just stop by and see the dealers.

FORD wants me.
 

I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for them
they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the tee
shirt for free.

Tim wrote:
Harry,

Around here, there's a local guy is the worst to try to sell a new
vehicle to. He rants and raves and dickers about pricing almost to the
point of being an emberrassment. He even goes as far as telling the
dealer to take their name sticker off the back. He says, either that
or knock off another $100.00. He then tells them that he's not
advertising for them, unless they want to pay him cash, or give him an
additional discount.

Man!



Harry Krause wrote:
The consortium of local FORD dealers sent me an email offering me 0%
financing on any 06 or 07 model for SIX years AFTER I make my best deal
offer.

I'm holding out for a better offer. I think FORD should give me a new
truck and pay me monthly for storage charges. That, and a fuel
allowance, and I might just stop by and see the dealers.

FORD wants me.
 

Bert Robbins wrote:
I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for them
they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the tee
shirt for free.



Wow ...that advertising would be worth more than the Super Bowl spots!
I'm surprised more business don't line up to offer you free merchandise.

FORD wants me.
 

Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the tee
shirt for free.


Agreed!

FORD wants me.
 

Harry Krause wrote:
On 12/9/2006 3:18 PM, Don White wrote:
Bert Robbins wrote:
I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for
them they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the tee
shirt for free.



Wow ...that advertising would be worth more than the Super Bowl spots!
I'm surprised more business don't line up to offer you free merchandise.


I thought Bert was still under exclusive contract to the Acme Septic
Tank Scouring Service. His famous face is still on their billboards,
tongue to concrete.


All you and Don need is another participant and you can start your
circle jerk.

FORD wants me.
 

Harry Krause wrote:
On 12/9/2006 3:18 PM, Don White wrote:

Bert Robbins wrote:

I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for
them they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the tee
shirt for free.



Wow ...that advertising would be worth more than the Super Bowl spots!
I'm surprised more business don't line up to offer you free merchandise.



I thought Bert was still under exclusive contract to the Acme Septic
Tank Scouring Service. His famous face is still on their billboards,
tongue to concrete.

Finger lickin' good? No wonder his posts are so toxic.

FORD wants me.
 

Bert Robbins wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
On 12/9/2006 3:18 PM, Don White wrote:
Bert Robbins wrote:
I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for
them they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the tee
shirt for free.



Wow ...that advertising would be worth more than the Super Bowl spots!
I'm surprised more business don't line up to offer you free merchandise.


I thought Bert was still under exclusive contract to the Acme Septic
Tank Scouring Service. His famous face is still on their billboards,
tongue to concrete.


All you and Don need is another participant and you can start your
circle jerk.
Bert,
It appears that Harry and Don are following you around to make their
snide comments. Ignore them and let them look foolish.

FORD wants me.
 

On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:33:57 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Bert Robbins wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
On 12/9/2006 3:18 PM, Don White wrote:
Bert Robbins wrote:
I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for
them they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the tee
shirt for free.



Wow ...that advertising would be worth more than the Super Bowl spots!
I'm surprised more business don't line up to offer you free merchandise.


I thought Bert was still under exclusive contract to the Acme Septic
Tank Scouring Service. His famous face is still on their billboards,
tongue to concrete.


All you and Don need is another participant and you can start your
circle jerk.
Bert,
It appears that Harry and Don are following you around to make their
snide comments. Ignore them and let them look foolish.

check your mail
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***** Have a super day! *****
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John

FORD wants me.
 

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Bert Robbins wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:

On 12/9/2006 3:18 PM, Don White wrote:

Bert Robbins wrote:

I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for
them they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the
tee shirt for free.



Wow ...that advertising would be worth more than the Super Bowl spots!
I'm surprised more business don't line up to offer you free
merchandise.



I thought Bert was still under exclusive contract to the Acme Septic
Tank Scouring Service. His famous face is still on their billboards,
tongue to concrete.



All you and Don need is another participant and you can start your
circle jerk.

Bert,
It appears that Harry and Don are following you around to make their
snide comments. Ignore them and let them look foolish.


Hi Reggie...
maybe if you *begged* we'd let up.

FORD wants me.
 

On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 18:26:11 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

On 12/9/2006 5:47 PM, Don White wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Bert Robbins wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:

On 12/9/2006 3:18 PM, Don White wrote:

Bert Robbins wrote:

I agree with the guy. If the dealership wants me to advertise for
them they can pay me. Also, I don't buy tee shirts from commercial
businesses, if you want me to advertise for you then give me the
tee shirt for free.


Wow ...that advertising would be worth more than the Super Bowl spots!
I'm surprised more business don't line up to offer you free
merchandise.


I thought Bert was still under exclusive contract to the Acme Septic
Tank Scouring Service. His famous face is still on their billboards,
tongue to concrete.


All you and Don need is another participant and you can start your
circle jerk.
Bert,
It appears that Harry and Don are following you around to make their
snide comments. Ignore them and let them look foolish.


Hi Reggie...
maybe if you *begged* we'd let up.


Reggie *is* begging, actually. What else could a guy sans name, boat, or
life do here? And as low on the totem pole as Bertie is, Reggie is
standing underneath him, catching the drippings, as it were.

Harry, you and Don are such neat guys!
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***** Have a super day! *****
******************************************

John