Turkey Day
 

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Eisboch

Turkey Day
 

Eisboch wrote:
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Eisboch

Thighs smise......

The stuffing was scrumptious
The turkey divine
Potatoes and gravy were
Smooth as the wine
Hot sourdough biscuits
With cranberry jelly
But every last bite
Headed straight to my belly.

Turkey Day
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:22:16 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:

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Back at 'cha dude.


This is a fine time for having Thanksgiving. I started a diet/exercise
regiment on Oct 23rd and have dropped 12 lbs so far. Today's going to be a
killer.

Eisboch

Turkey Day
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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Hey, we've got some squids coming for dinner in a couple of hours.
First time we haven't had any Marines in the mix.

Freakin' squids. :)

Watch your wallet. They love picking on Marines.

Eisboch

Turkey Day
 

Eisboch wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:22:16 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:

http://www.eisboch.com/turkeyday.jpg

Back at 'cha dude.


This is a fine time for having Thanksgiving. I started a diet/exercise
regiment on Oct 23rd and have dropped 12 lbs so far. Today's going to be a
killer.

Eisboch

Wow, and congrats! What does this program consist of, besides starving?

Turkey Day
 

Diet Rules for Holidays

1. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy
bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

2. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't
eat more than they do.

3. Food used for medicinal purposes never count, such as hot chocolate,
brandy, toast, and Sara Lee® Cheesecake.

4. If you fatten everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

5. Movie related foods (Milk Duds®, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints®,
Red Hots®, Tootsie Rolls®, etc.) do not have additional calories
because they are not part of one's personal fuel.

6. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in
the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a
knife when making a sandwich, ice cream on a spoon when making a
sundae.

7. Cookie pieces contain no fat - the process of breaking causes fat
leakage. Exception: Cookies sold by Texas D'Lites® distributors.
They're a great "meal replacement" with little or no fat content,
low in calories, lots of fiber, protein, and other nutritional
ingredients.

8. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories,
e.g.' spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.

Note: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any
other food color.

9. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units
of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies and popsicles.

10. This is where you add your own. Something like a Wild Card.

Turkey Day
 

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Diet Rules for Holidays

Never thought about it that way. Thanks!

Eisboch

Turkey Day
 

Sounds good to me!


wrote:
Diet Rules for Holidays

1. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy
bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

2. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't
eat more than they do.

3. Food used for medicinal purposes never count, such as hot chocolate,
brandy, toast, and Sara Lee® Cheesecake.

4. If you fatten everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

5. Movie related foods (Milk Duds®, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints®,
Red Hots®, Tootsie Rolls®, etc.) do not have additional calories
because they are not part of one's personal fuel.

6. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in
the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a
knife when making a sandwich, ice cream on a spoon when making a
sundae.

7. Cookie pieces contain no fat - the process of breaking causes fat
leakage. Exception: Cookies sold by Texas D'Lites® distributors.
They're a great "meal replacement" with little or no fat content,
low in calories, lots of fiber, protein, and other nutritional
ingredients.

8. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories,
e.g.' spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.

Note: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any
other food color.

9. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units
of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies and popsicles.

10. This is where you add your own. Something like a Wild Card.