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[email protected] November 9th 06 10:06 AM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko


Eisboch November 9th 06 10:20 AM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

wrote in message
oups.com...
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko


Ancient tradition.
Women aboard was also considered to bring bad luck.
Same with bananas and umbrellas today.

Eisboch



Chuck Gould November 9th 06 12:52 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

wrote:
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko


Has to do with the fact that in languages where nouns are gender
specific boats are
feminine. "La Barca", rather than "El Barco". A boat is a vessel, or
container, (like a womb), and nouns in that category are often
feminine.

But the explanation that is a lot more fun involves the many
similarities between a boat and a woman.

1) On any given day, and without warning or apparent reason, a boat can
make your life a living hell.

2) On any given day, and often for no apparent reason, a boat can make
your life heaven on earth.

3) No matter how plain she might appear to others, in our own mind's
eye she is gorgeous.

4) It takes a lot of paint and prepwork to make her look her best, a
continuous, costly prject often referred to as "high maintenance".

5) Her accessories and trappings always seem to sell for prices that
make little or no sense, but are in any event deemed "essential".

6) When well treated she will respond in kind.

7) When neglected or abused she will respond in kind.

8) We often fall in love with a boat, knowing full well she will never
really love us back.

9) Nobody ever really "owns" a boat. Most will serve whomever is
currently paying her bills.

10) When you don't have a boat, life seems incomplete and you may be
desperate to find one. Once you have found one, there will be difficult
times when you will wonder why you ever wanted one in the first place.
If we give her up because we have fallen out of love with her, it can
be a happy day when we are finally rid of her. If forced to let her go
while we're still in love, she'll carry away small pieces of our hearts
and she will forever seem far more perfect in memories than she
actually was.

11) With the graceful ruffle of a sail, an attractive curve of the bow,
or the soft purring of
a healthy engine a boat can reduce the roughest, toughest, man to an
emotionally goofy
servant- enraptured with her mysteries and addicted to the pursuit of
unrealized possiblities.

Considering the above, it would be tough for most heterosexual men to
consider a boat a "he".


[email protected] November 9th 06 12:59 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
I am not certain this is true, but I recall reading somewhere that the
Russian custom is masculine names.

Perhaps someone else can confirm this.

Mark Browne

wrote:
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko



Chuck Gould November 9th 06 01:05 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

wrote:
I am not certain this is true, but I recall reading somewhere that the
Russian custom is masculine names.

Perhaps someone else can confirm this.

Mark Browne


I dunno, but maybe with enough Vodka and snowed in for the winter in
some isolated cabin in the most remote reaches of Siberia guys start
looking good......Naw, personally can't even imagine it. :-) I don't
know much about the Russian language, maybe "boat" is a masculine noun
in Russian- but I didn't think their nouns were gender specific.


[email protected] November 9th 06 01:21 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Ancient tradition.
Women aboard was also considered to bring bad luck.
Same with bananas and umbrellas today.


Is a T-Top considered an umbrella?


And what about a banana boat? hard luck and trouble all the way around?


Stan (the Man) November 9th 06 01:32 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 


wrote:
I am not certain this is true, but I recall reading somewhere that the
Russian custom is masculine names.

Perhaps someone else can confirm this.


Not so difficult to understand. Have you ever seen a Russian woman?

--
Stan

Eisboch November 9th 06 01:35 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

wrote in message
oups.com...

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Ancient tradition.
Women aboard was also considered to bring bad luck.
Same with bananas and umbrellas today.


Is a T-Top considered an umbrella?


And what about a banana boat? hard luck and trouble all the way around?


The morning we left on our voyage to Florida, my brother's wife supplied a
bunch of bananas as some last minute provisions
..
Horrified, we took them off the boat and, as a joke, put them in the
cockpit of a friend's boat next to us. 2 weeks later I heard he blew an
engine.

Eisboch



Eisboch November 9th 06 01:51 PM

Boatin Superstitions (was Why are boat names feminine?)
 
Here are a few links:

http://pacificoffshorerigging.com/na...erstitions.htm

http://www.boatus.com/goodoldboat/naming.htm (classic re-naming
ceremony)

http://www.csicop.org/superstition/library/sailors.html

http://keywestcharterboats.com/nobananas.html (about bananas)


Eisboch




Don White November 9th 06 02:21 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Stan (the Man) wrote:


wrote:

I am not certain this is true, but I recall reading somewhere that the
Russian custom is masculine names.

Perhaps someone else can confirm this.



Not so difficult to understand. Have you ever seen a Russian woman?


Nothin' wrong with a good 'tractor woman' when there's work to be done
in the fields.

Reginald P. Smithers III November 9th 06 05:11 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Stan (the Man) wrote:


wrote:
I am not certain this is true, but I recall reading somewhere that the
Russian custom is masculine names.

Perhaps someone else can confirm this.


Not so difficult to understand. Have you ever seen a Russian woman?

I have seen many beautiful Russian woman.

basskisser November 9th 06 05:19 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

Stan (the Man) wrote:
wrote:
I am not certain this is true, but I recall reading somewhere that the
Russian custom is masculine names.

Perhaps someone else can confirm this.


Not so difficult to understand. Have you ever seen a Russian woman?

--
Stan


Lots of very beautiful Russian women.


news.wildblue.net November 9th 06 07:51 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
THEY COST THE SAME TO KEEP AFLOAT!


wrote in message
oups.com...
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko




NOYB November 9th 06 08:19 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

"news.wildblue.net" wrote in message
...
THEY COST THE SAME TO KEEP AFLOAT!


But one will go down on you if you don't spend money on it, and the opposite
is true of the other one.




Calif Bill November 9th 06 08:34 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
...
Stan (the Man) wrote:


wrote:
I am not certain this is true, but I recall reading somewhere that the
Russian custom is masculine names.

Perhaps someone else can confirm this.


Not so difficult to understand. Have you ever seen a Russian woman?

I have seen many beautiful Russian woman.


You get those spam emails also?



[email protected] November 9th 06 11:07 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Here is a wiki reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...as_% 22she%22)

And, as I recalled:
"This is simply standard English, no more, no less. In English, ships
are always "she". In Russian, they are always "he". It has nothing
whatever to do with hidden gender or sexuality issues, it's just the
English language."

Mark Browne

wrote:
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko



[email protected] November 9th 06 11:07 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Here is a wiki reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...as_% 22she%22)

And, as I recalled:
"This is simply standard English, no more, no less. In English, ships
are always "she". In Russian, they are always "he". It has nothing
whatever to do with hidden gender or sexuality issues, it's just the
English language."

Mark Browne

wrote:
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko



[email protected] November 9th 06 11:14 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Grrr, broken link!
Googling for "ships as she" points to a wiki talk page.
(and other interesting links)


wrote:
Here is a wiki reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...as_% 22she%22)

And, as I recalled:
"This is simply standard English, no more, no less. In English, ships
are always "she". In Russian, they are always "he". It has nothing
whatever to do with hidden gender or sexuality issues, it's just the
English language."

Mark Browne

wrote:
Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?

Remko



Eisboch November 9th 06 11:32 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 


http://www.eisboch.com/boatname.jpg

Eisboch



Dan November 10th 06 01:17 AM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

On Thu, 9 Nov 2006 05:20:38 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


wrote in message
groups.com...

Hi!

Why are boat names most of times feminine or general but hardly ever
they have a masculin name?


Ancient tradition.
Women aboard was also considered to bring bad luck.
Same with bananas and umbrellas today.



Is a T-Top considered an umbrella?



No, that's a rod holder and a place to mount outriggers and your
antenna. The colored canvas is there to compliment the colors on your hull.

Dan

NOYB November 10th 06 01:56 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg






"Eisboch" wrote in message
...


http://www.eisboch.com/boatname.jpg

Eisboch




Eisboch November 10th 06 01:59 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg



Requires further inspection.

Eisboch



NOYB November 10th 06 02:10 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg



Requires further inspection.


Where did you find that picture?



Eisboch November 10th 06 02:22 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg



Requires further inspection.


Where did you find that picture?


In the forum.

Eisboch



basskisser November 10th 06 03:08 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

Harry Krause wrote:
On 11/10/2006 9:22 AM, Eisboch wrote:
"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg


Requires further inspection.
Where did you find that picture?


In the forum.

Eisboch




Obviously, we need a contest, to find and post the best "clothed" tits
boat photos. The unclothed photos would only get us in trouble with Mrs. E.


http://boatsex.org/


NOYB November 10th 06 06:19 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Harry Krause wrote:
On 11/10/2006 9:22 AM, Eisboch wrote:
"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing
forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg


Requires further inspection.
Where did you find that picture?

In the forum.

Eisboch




Obviously, we need a contest, to find and post the best "clothed" tits
boat photos. The unclothed photos would only get us in trouble with Mrs.
E.


http://boatsex.org/


That's the best contribution you've made to this forum. Ever.



NOYB November 10th 06 06:20 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
It took me five minutes to realize it, but she's on a Bayliner.

http://boatsex.org/boat-sex-logo.jpg


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Harry Krause wrote:
On 11/10/2006 9:22 AM, Eisboch wrote:
"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing
forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg


Requires further inspection.
Where did you find that picture?

In the forum.

Eisboch




Obviously, we need a contest, to find and post the best "clothed" tits
boat photos. The unclothed photos would only get us in trouble with Mrs.
E.


http://boatsex.org/




basskisser November 10th 06 06:36 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 

NOYB wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Harry Krause wrote:
On 11/10/2006 9:22 AM, Eisboch wrote:
"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...
That boat is from Naples, and the current owner posts to a fishing
forum
that I frequent.

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/ze...ofile&id=10767

He has repowered his boat since that was taken.
http://www.teamsouthbound.com/pictur...NAPLES~1_1.jpg

36 C's? You decide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...stgroup149.jpg


Requires further inspection.
Where did you find that picture?

In the forum.

Eisboch




Obviously, we need a contest, to find and post the best "clothed" tits
boat photos. The unclothed photos would only get us in trouble with Mrs.
E.


http://boatsex.org/


That's the best contribution you've made to this forum. Ever.


I'm still waiting for you to make a worthwhile contribution to this
newsgroup.


Jack Redington November 12th 06 06:58 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 
Eisboch wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

Ancient tradition.
Women aboard was also considered to bring bad luck.
Same with bananas and umbrellas today.

Is a T-Top considered an umbrella?


And what about a banana boat? hard luck and trouble all the way around?



The morning we left on our voyage to Florida, my brother's wife supplied a
bunch of bananas as some last minute provisions
.
Horrified, we took them off the boat and, as a joke, put them in the
cockpit of a friend's boat next to us. 2 weeks later I heard he blew an
engine.

Eisboch



Once a year during our family gathering on some coastal area we charter
a fishing boat for some off-shore fishing. One year when that place was
in South Carolina we charter a 52 ft sport fishing boat.

This was the first time I ever got sea sick. The seas were topping out
at 8 ft and the captain was very eager to get us to were we were going
to fish for the day. I think he might have had the whole boat out of the
water at times. I any case the "jumping boat" for two hours finally got
to me. While we were doing that I saw a 19inch tv in the salon take
flight and crash on the floor.

This was followed by the wheel on the fly bridge falling apart that
ended with the captain steering by a single stainless spoke sticking out
of the hub. This looked pretty dangerous as I though he would get
impaled on the thing. They attempted to remove the wheel from the lower
helm, but could not remove it.

I then took a snooze and woke up to silence and the boat at anchor.
Feeling better I came out and found that one engine had the exhaust
bellow disentigrated and the port was stuffed with rags to keep the
water from coming in. Diesel soot was everywhere in the engine
compartment and the other engine had just stopped. They were not sure why.

Then the girl that my brother are dating whipped out a banana and
started eating it. The captain put out a yell and threw it overboard :-)
This was the first time this lady had gone out with us and she had never
heard the banana curse before.

We had two mates on board and one decided to play a Tom Petty CD. Of
course the first song was "Break Down"

The bow was pointed into the waves and we kept fishing. And stated
catching a few fish. Nothing to write home about. But we had not caught
anything time this point. Apparently they had been fishing for a few
hours while I was snoozing.

Well Seatow arrived at dust and I had to give the guy a lot of credit.
As he came out the boat would vanish between the waves. And then pop
over the next crest. I was a small pilot house type boat with two big
outboards on it.

After they hooked up we had a real nice tow into the harbor by
moonlight. The seas calmed down and it was really a nice slow ride back
to the dock. Our trip that was suppose to go from 6am to 6pm ended
around 2am the following morning.

Now I am not saying it was because of the bananas. Most likely a lack of
maintenance during the busy part of the charter season and the fact that
one of the mates forgot to fuel up the tank for the starboard engine I
am sure played a role. ( this was figured out the following day)

But the trip did get much more pleasant for me after that banana went
over the side :-)

Capt Jack R..


James Sweet November 12th 06 07:54 PM

Why are boat names feminine?
 


Once a year during our family gathering on some coastal area we charter
a fishing boat for some off-shore fishing. One year when that place was
in South Carolina we charter a 52 ft sport fishing boat.

This was the first time I ever got sea sick. The seas were topping out
at 8 ft and the captain was very eager to get us to were we were going
to fish for the day. I think he might have had the whole boat out of the
water at times. I any case the "jumping boat" for two hours finally got
to me. While we were doing that I saw a 19inch tv in the salon take
flight and crash on the floor.

This was followed by the wheel on the fly bridge falling apart that
ended with the captain steering by a single stainless spoke sticking out
of the hub. This looked pretty dangerous as I though he would get
impaled on the thing. They attempted to remove the wheel from the lower
helm, but could not remove it.

I then took a snooze and woke up to silence and the boat at anchor.
Feeling better I came out and found that one engine had the exhaust
bellow disentigrated and the port was stuffed with rags to keep the
water from coming in. Diesel soot was everywhere in the engine
compartment and the other engine had just stopped. They were not sure why.

Then the girl that my brother are dating whipped out a banana and
started eating it. The captain put out a yell and threw it overboard :-)
This was the first time this lady had gone out with us and she had never
heard the banana curse before.

We had two mates on board and one decided to play a Tom Petty CD. Of
course the first song was "Break Down"

The bow was pointed into the waves and we kept fishing. And stated
catching a few fish. Nothing to write home about. But we had not caught
anything time this point. Apparently they had been fishing for a few
hours while I was snoozing.

Well Seatow arrived at dust and I had to give the guy a lot of credit.
As he came out the boat would vanish between the waves. And then pop
over the next crest. I was a small pilot house type boat with two big
outboards on it.

After they hooked up we had a real nice tow into the harbor by
moonlight. The seas calmed down and it was really a nice slow ride back
to the dock. Our trip that was suppose to go from 6am to 6pm ended
around 2am the following morning.

Now I am not saying it was because of the bananas. Most likely a lack of
maintenance during the busy part of the charter season and the fact that
one of the mates forgot to fuel up the tank for the starboard engine I
am sure played a role. ( this was figured out the following day)

But the trip did get much more pleasant for me after that banana went
over the side :-)

Capt Jack R..




That's amusing to say the least. I remember eating bananas on the family
boat frequently when I was a kid, my mom loves the things. I don't
recall ever having any major problems but then if one knows of a
superstition, it's easy to connect anything that goes wrong with it.
Personally, I don't believe in any of that stuff.


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