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JimH November 6th 06 01:31 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
.........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?



JimH November 6th 06 02:06 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 20:31:58 -0500, " JimH" not telling you @
pffftt.com wrote:

........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?


Basskisser hands down. His intellect knows no bounds.

I'd put Karen second on that list - the woman is brilliant.

Oh wait, you said no longer here.

Hmmmm.....

Got nuttin...


Bassy will always be a legend of his own (fill in the blank).

And he is and always will be *our* Bassy. ;-)



Clams Canino November 6th 06 04:41 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

" JimH" not telling you @ pffftt.com wrote in message
. ..
........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?


He never *contributed*.

-W




Eisboch November 6th 06 08:15 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

" JimH" not telling you @ pffftt.com wrote in message
. ..
........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?


I don't know about Skipper, but I think one of the funniest, long running
threads ever posted on this NG was the great bilge pump debate between
Marcus and Mrs. B. I forget who Mrs B. was but I remember she submitted a
picture of a weird, Rube Goldberg type contraption as her "boat" on the
original "Boats of Rec.Boats" website.

Eisboch



basskisser November 6th 06 02:16 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

JimH wrote:
"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 20:31:58 -0500, " JimH" not telling you @
pffftt.com wrote:

........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?


Basskisser hands down. His intellect knows no bounds.

I'd put Karen second on that list - the woman is brilliant.

Oh wait, you said no longer here.

Hmmmm.....

Got nuttin...



I vote for JimH. He is the most lying, untruthful, nasty little guy
here. He'll stop at nothing to try and make himself look like something
special, including spreading lies and untruthful allegations about your
wife, and your family.
Bassy will always be a legend of his own (fill in the blank).

And he is and always will be *our* Bassy. ;-)



NOYB November 6th 06 06:14 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
On 11/5/2006 8:31 PM, JimH wrote:
........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?



Marcus was very knowledgeable, but he wasn't an unusual or charismatic
character. He was just a really nice guy.

Skipper was unusual, to say the least. But we've had a lot of unusual
posters here. The weirdest has to be Crazy Larry, the resident
schizophrenic.


What about that crazy Thai who was stalking you, Harry? What was his name?

He used a lot of ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in his paragraphs.



basskisser November 6th 06 06:29 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

NOYB wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
On 11/5/2006 8:31 PM, JimH wrote:
........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?



Marcus was very knowledgeable, but he wasn't an unusual or charismatic
character. He was just a really nice guy.

Skipper was unusual, to say the least. But we've had a lot of unusual
posters here. The weirdest has to be Crazy Larry, the resident
schizophrenic.


What about that crazy Thai who was stalking you, Harry? What was his name?

He used a lot of ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in his paragraphs.


Tuuk!!!!!
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Don White November 6th 06 06:30 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
NOYB wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..

On 11/5/2006 8:31 PM, JimH wrote:

........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?



Marcus was very knowledgeable, but he wasn't an unusual or charismatic
character. He was just a really nice guy.

Skipper was unusual, to say the least. But we've had a lot of unusual
posters here. The weirdest has to be Crazy Larry, the resident
schizophrenic.



What about that crazy Thai who was stalking you, Harry? What was his name?

He used a lot of ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in his paragraphs.



Careful.. Tuuk may be lurking and your post could activate him again.

Eisboch November 6th 06 06:32 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...


NOYB wrote:



Careful.. Tuuk may be lurking and your post could activate him again.


Last I heard he was running for congress.

Eisboch



JohnH November 6th 06 07:55 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 18:14:36 GMT, "NOYB" wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
On 11/5/2006 8:31 PM, JimH wrote:
........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?



Marcus was very knowledgeable, but he wasn't an unusual or charismatic
character. He was just a really nice guy.

Skipper was unusual, to say the least. But we've had a lot of unusual
posters here. The weirdest has to be Crazy Larry, the resident
schizophrenic.


What about that crazy Thai who was stalking you, Harry? What was his name?

He used a lot of ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in his paragraphs.


Tuuk was up there with the best of those who could **** people off. He was
able to **** off most folks on *both* sides of an issue.

CalifBill November 6th 06 08:18 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
On 11/6/2006 1:32 PM, Eisboch wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...


NOYB wrote:

Careful.. Tuuk may be lurking and your post could activate him again.


Last I heard he was running for congress.

Eisboch



On the Republican evangelical gay ticket...



And he hired a Harry Krause as his speech writer.



CalifBill November 6th 06 08:49 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
On 11/6/2006 3:18 PM, CalifBill wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
On 11/6/2006 1:32 PM, Eisboch wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...


NOYB wrote:
Careful.. Tuuk may be lurking and your post could activate him again.
Last I heard he was running for congress.

Eisboch

On the Republican evangelical gay ticket...



And he hired a Harry Krause as his speech writer.



Hey...if the checks clear...


Just like any political whore.



Jack Redington November 6th 06 11:11 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
Eisboch wrote:
" JimH" not telling you @ pffftt.com wrote in message
. ..

........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?



I don't know about Skipper, but I think one of the funniest, long running
threads ever posted on this NG was the great bilge pump debate between
Marcus and Mrs. B. I forget who Mrs B. was but I remember she submitted a
picture of a weird, Rube Goldberg type contraption as her "boat" on the
original "Boats of Rec.Boats" website.

Eisboch



The greatest thread of all stated with somthing like "Bayliners sides
flex" or somthing like that. It ran for years :-)

Capr Jack R..


Eisboch November 6th 06 11:48 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
On 11/6/2006 6:11 PM, Jack Redington wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
" JimH" not telling you @ pffftt.com wrote in message
. ..

........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?


I don't know about Skipper, but I think one of the funniest, long
running threads ever posted on this NG was the great bilge pump debate
between Marcus and Mrs. B. I forget who Mrs B. was but I remember she
submitted a picture of a weird, Rube Goldberg type contraption as her
"boat" on the original "Boats of Rec.Boats" website.

Eisboch


The greatest thread of all stated with somthing like "Bayliners sides
flex" or somthing like that. It ran for years :-)

Capr Jack R..


I was responsible for that one. At that time, the Bayliner fishing boat
sides wobbled if you pressed into them with your hand.


Ah, but Skipper corrected you. They were purpose-built and supposed to
flex.

Eisboch



Wayne.B November 7th 06 02:43 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:28:05 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:

IMHO, the greatest loonietoon that ever posted here, with any intent
to contribute, had to have been jaxashby.


JAX was a classic, no question. He once advised someone heading south
from the great lakes to turn off Lake Ontario at Rochester, NY and
follow the Genesee River to the NYS Barge Canal. The only problem is
that he overlooked some minor navigational impediments:

http://www.livingstonmutual.com/logo.html

http://www.vintageviews.org/vv-r/riv...ds/grd003.html

He still swore it was the right way to go after about 5 explanations
to the contrary.


Jack Redington November 7th 06 03:12 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
Eisboch wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..

On 11/6/2006 6:11 PM, Jack Redington wrote:

Eisboch wrote:

" JimH" not telling you @ pffftt.com wrote in message
news:StSdnb7ndskPDdPYnZ2dnUVZ_tudnZ2d@comcast. com...


........who used to, but no longer, contribute to this NG?

I read Eisboch asking about Marcus recently. Is he one of them?

I guess Skipper would be numero uno on this list..........correct?


I don't know about Skipper, but I think one of the funniest, long
running threads ever posted on this NG was the great bilge pump debate
between Marcus and Mrs. B. I forget who Mrs B. was but I remember she
submitted a picture of a weird, Rube Goldberg type contraption as her
"boat" on the original "Boats of Rec.Boats" website.

Eisboch



The greatest thread of all stated with somthing like "Bayliners sides
flex" or somthing like that. It ran for years :-)

Capr Jack R..


I was responsible for that one. At that time, the Bayliner fishing boat
sides wobbled if you pressed into them with your hand.



Ah, but Skipper corrected you. They were purpose-built and supposed to
flex.

Eisboch



Hehehehe I remembered you started that thread Harry. It had to be the
longest running thread in this newsgroups history :-) But it did help
propell Skipper into wrecked.boats legend :-) love him or not..

Capt Jack R..


DSK November 7th 06 11:51 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
Gene Kearns wrote:
IMHO, the greatest loonietoon that ever posted here, with any intent
to contribute, had to have been jaxashby.



Agreed. Definitely.

Wayne.B wrote:
JAX was a classic, no question.


I just wonder if he was a real person or a brilliantly
executed sockpuppet. A certain comic/manic genius in many of
his posts.


... He once advised someone heading south
from the great lakes to turn off Lake Ontario at Rochester, NY and
follow the Genesee River to the NYS Barge Canal. The only problem is
that he overlooked some minor navigational impediments:

http://www.livingstonmutual.com/logo.html

http://www.vintageviews.org/vv-r/riv...ds/grd003.html


The Genessee is a very nice river, and it does have a
channel leading from the canal north into town, but that
channel stops at about the south border of the university
IIRC. Standing on the university foot bridge, you can see
the old dam (looks like about a 15' drop) and then turn to
look the other way at the scenic falls. No way to get a boat
thru there, not even a kayak.

My favorite JAX-ism was the "dangerous rocks" at Cape Hattaras.


He still swore it was the right way to go after about 5 explanations
to the contrary.


That was part of "his' charm. Jax was NEVER wrong! I just
hope no lurkers or googlers ever took any of his advice
seriously.

DSK


Wayne.B November 7th 06 02:09 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
On Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:59:13 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

Was that the same guy who got into some ridiculous discussion
regarding anchor rode?


Yes, the famous "all chain rode" discussion.

Apparently the navy never realized what grave danger it was in until
Jax pointed it out.


JohnH November 7th 06 02:14 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
On Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:59:13 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:43:12 -0500, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:28:05 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:

IMHO, the greatest loonietoon that ever posted here, with any intent
to contribute, had to have been jaxashby.


JAX was a classic, no question. He once advised someone heading south
from the great lakes to turn off Lake Ontario at Rochester, NY and
follow the Genesee River to the NYS Barge Canal. The only problem is
that he overlooked some minor navigational impediments:

http://www.livingstonmutual.com/logo.html

http://www.vintageviews.org/vv-r/riv...ds/grd003.html

He still swore it was the right way to go after about 5 explanations
to the contrary.


Was that the same guy who got into some ridiculous discussion
regarding anchor rode?


yes

[email protected] November 8th 06 01:02 AM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 


Here's the last thread Jaxashby posted.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.s...ec7dbe606dc62b


Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:59:13 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

Was that the same guy who got into some ridiculous discussion
regarding anchor rode?


Yes, the famous "all chain rode" discussion.

Apparently the navy never realized what grave danger it was in until
Jax pointed it out.



Steve November 8th 06 02:48 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:28:05 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:

IMHO, the greatest loonietoon that ever posted here, with any intent
to contribute, had to have been jaxashby... and he had mathematical
formulae to prove it.... As ridiculous as Skipper could get, so far as
I know, he never posted a picture of himself in his underwear.... I
guess that is worth *some* credit...


Here are some of my favorite Jaxisms: (direct quotes from his posts)

"By definition, the Earth's surface is planar."
"An ICBM has no navigation system."
"There's no outside reference when using DR to navigate."
"It costs $15,000/year to make 10gals of water/day with a shipboard
watermaker."
"You must use an isp to read a usenet newsgroup."
"The human head can take about a 7 G blow before death becomes
certain."
"A rhumb line is a straight line on any chart, Mercator chart (sic) or
otherwise."
"A rhumb is distance between two points one compass point apart."
"Alternators are (for all practical purposes) capable of only
producing one voltage, no matter the rpm."
"If you can see outside reference points, then you KNOW where you
are..."
"There is no such thing as a north seeking gyro."

Classic

Steve

DSK November 8th 06 10:37 PM

Who are the most unusual and/or charismatic folks..............
 
wrote:


Here's the last thread Jaxashby posted.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.s...ec7dbe606dc62b



Shucks, we got robbed. He disappeared from the sailing
newsgroups a couple of years before that.

DSK


capt.bill11 November 9th 06 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:28:05 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:

IMHO, the greatest loonietoon that ever posted here, with any intent
to contribute, had to have been jaxashby... and he had mathematical
formulae to prove it.... As ridiculous as Skipper could get, so far as
I know, he never posted a picture of himself in his underwear.... I
guess that is worth *some* credit...


Here are some of my favorite Jaxisms: (direct quotes from his posts)

"By definition, the Earth's surface is planar."
"An ICBM has no navigation system."
"There's no outside reference when using DR to navigate."
"It costs $15,000/year to make 10gals of water/day with a shipboard
watermaker."
"You must use an isp to read a usenet newsgroup."
"The human head can take about a 7 G blow before death becomes
certain."
"A rhumb line is a straight line on any chart, Mercator chart (sic) or
otherwise."
"A rhumb is distance between two points one compass point apart."
"Alternators are (for all practical purposes) capable of only
producing one voltage, no matter the rpm."
"If you can see outside reference points, then you KNOW where you
are..."
"There is no such thing as a north seeking gyro."

Classic

Steve


God, I almost miss him.


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