Feeling fine thank you very much...
 

Tom Francis wrote:
I got hit by ground hornets this morning and I left my Epipen at home.

Six stings. Managed to get my cell phone out and called EMS who
arrived pretty quicky, Epipen in hand.

Short visit to the hospital and feeling fine except a little shaky at
the moment.

Damn f'in ground hornets - I'm going to kill 'em all this afternoon.

WMDs - the only answer.


Wife got stung on the wrist by a wasp..or hornet right outside a major
hospital on Friday afternoon.
Thought I was never going to hear the end of it....as it was her first
time getting stung.

Feeling fine thank you very much...
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Tom Francis wrote:
I got hit by ground hornets this morning and I left my Epipen at home.

Six stings. Managed to get my cell phone out and called EMS who
arrived pretty quicky, Epipen in hand.

Short visit to the hospital and feeling fine except a little shaky at
the moment.

Damn f'in ground hornets - I'm going to kill 'em all this afternoon.

WMDs - the only answer.


Wife got stung on the wrist by a wasp..or hornet right outside a major
hospital on Friday afternoon.
Thought I was never going to hear the end of it....as it was her first
time getting stung.

A woman's playing golf, and she gets stung by a bee. It hurts, so she goes
into the pro shop to see if they've got something that might help. The guy
says "We don't sell creams or anything, but hang on and I'll check the first
aid kit". While he's rummaging around, he asks "So, where did you get
stung?" She replies "Between the first and second holes". He says "I don't
have anything for the sting, but I think maybe your stance is too wide".

Feeling fine thank you very much...
 

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...

Tom Francis wrote:

I got hit by ground hornets this morning and I left my Epipen at home.

Six stings. Managed to get my cell phone out and called EMS who
arrived pretty quicky, Epipen in hand.

Short visit to the hospital and feeling fine except a little shaky at
the moment.

Damn f'in ground hornets - I'm going to kill 'em all this afternoon.

WMDs - the only answer.


Wife got stung on the wrist by a wasp..or hornet right outside a major
hospital on Friday afternoon.
Thought I was never going to hear the end of it....as it was her first
time getting stung.


A woman's playing golf, and she gets stung by a bee. It hurts, so she goes
into the pro shop to see if they've got something that might help. The guy
says "We don't sell creams or anything, but hang on and I'll check the first
aid kit". While he's rummaging around, he asks "So, where did you get
stung?" She replies "Between the first and second holes". He says "I don't
have anything for the sting, but I think maybe your stance is too wide".


Ouch!