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![]() wrote in message ... I do have a bit of local knowlege so I may be hard on the riffraff but some people should stay at the dock Two days in a row I came out of the Estero river and found someone grinding mud 30 or 40 feet from the channel. The first guy had finally given up and shut off his motor. I walk over in ankle deep water and get him aimed at the only 14" deep spot withinn 50 feet and push him over there. I get the stern in a couple feet of water and tell him to back out clear then stay in the markers. Nope, He goes forward tried to make a turn through the mud. I hung a rope on him and towed him into the channel again, aimed him up the river and turned him loose. 10 seconds later he was in the mud again, 15 feet out of the channel. I went the other way as he ground his way back into the middle. I could hear the overheat beeper as I bumped it up to a cruise. The next day I am coming out the river and I see a guy heading for the same bar. We are both at idle speed and my wife hollars over that he better get back in the channel. His arrogant answer "I have a depth finder" She asks, "what you got". He says "seven point two feet". She says that is about 5.65 feet off". The next sound was that old familir Thump Thump as the skeg drags through the mud and the prop is banging the bottom. I won't even get started on folks who do not understand the "stand on vessel" or that you don't have headlights on a boat. Wife and I are kayaking Mission Bay, San Diego. Guy comes along and is headed for us, we are peddling as fast as the Hobie Sports will go, and he still clips the wife kayak. He is in the back, farting around and the other two people in the boat are not watching. Just letting the boat go where it wants to. Did not even apologize or check for damage, after I yelled at him that he was an idiot, another boater witnessed it, could not believe the guy did not stop after the collision. Good thing kayaks do not carry torpedos. |
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
ink.net... wrote in message ... I do have a bit of local knowlege so I may be hard on the riffraff but some people should stay at the dock Two days in a row I came out of the Estero river and found someone grinding mud 30 or 40 feet from the channel. The first guy had finally given up and shut off his motor. I walk over in ankle deep water and get him aimed at the only 14" deep spot withinn 50 feet and push him over there. I get the stern in a couple feet of water and tell him to back out clear then stay in the markers. Nope, He goes forward tried to make a turn through the mud. I hung a rope on him and towed him into the channel again, aimed him up the river and turned him loose. 10 seconds later he was in the mud again, 15 feet out of the channel. I went the other way as he ground his way back into the middle. I could hear the overheat beeper as I bumped it up to a cruise. The next day I am coming out the river and I see a guy heading for the same bar. We are both at idle speed and my wife hollars over that he better get back in the channel. His arrogant answer "I have a depth finder" She asks, "what you got". He says "seven point two feet". She says that is about 5.65 feet off". The next sound was that old familir Thump Thump as the skeg drags through the mud and the prop is banging the bottom. I won't even get started on folks who do not understand the "stand on vessel" or that you don't have headlights on a boat. Wife and I are kayaking Mission Bay, San Diego. Guy comes along and is headed for us, we are peddling as fast as the Hobie Sports will go, and he still clips the wife kayak. He is in the back, farting around and the other two people in the boat are not watching. Just letting the boat go where it wants to. Did not even apologize or check for damage, after I yelled at him that he was an idiot, another boater witnessed it, could not believe the guy did not stop after the collision. Good thing kayaks do not carry torpedos. You're supposed to have one of these for such situations. Designed for buffalo, but should "handle" an engine block: http://www.marlinfirearms.com/firear...re/1895GS.aspx |
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![]() "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message ink.net... wrote in message ... I do have a bit of local knowlege so I may be hard on the riffraff but some people should stay at the dock Two days in a row I came out of the Estero river and found someone grinding mud 30 or 40 feet from the channel. The first guy had finally given up and shut off his motor. I walk over in ankle deep water and get him aimed at the only 14" deep spot withinn 50 feet and push him over there. I get the stern in a couple feet of water and tell him to back out clear then stay in the markers. Nope, He goes forward tried to make a turn through the mud. I hung a rope on him and towed him into the channel again, aimed him up the river and turned him loose. 10 seconds later he was in the mud again, 15 feet out of the channel. I went the other way as he ground his way back into the middle. I could hear the overheat beeper as I bumped it up to a cruise. The next day I am coming out the river and I see a guy heading for the same bar. We are both at idle speed and my wife hollars over that he better get back in the channel. His arrogant answer "I have a depth finder" She asks, "what you got". He says "seven point two feet". She says that is about 5.65 feet off". The next sound was that old familir Thump Thump as the skeg drags through the mud and the prop is banging the bottom. I won't even get started on folks who do not understand the "stand on vessel" or that you don't have headlights on a boat. Wife and I are kayaking Mission Bay, San Diego. Guy comes along and is headed for us, we are peddling as fast as the Hobie Sports will go, and he still clips the wife kayak. He is in the back, farting around and the other two people in the boat are not watching. Just letting the boat go where it wants to. Did not even apologize or check for damage, after I yelled at him that he was an idiot, another boater witnessed it, could not believe the guy did not stop after the collision. Good thing kayaks do not carry torpedos. You're supposed to have one of these for such situations. Designed for buffalo, but should "handle" an engine block: http://www.marlinfirearms.com/firear...re/1895GS.aspx Do they have a "Grapeshot" load? Was a sailboat. |
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
nk.net... "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message ink.net... wrote in message ... I do have a bit of local knowlege so I may be hard on the riffraff but some people should stay at the dock Two days in a row I came out of the Estero river and found someone grinding mud 30 or 40 feet from the channel. The first guy had finally given up and shut off his motor. I walk over in ankle deep water and get him aimed at the only 14" deep spot withinn 50 feet and push him over there. I get the stern in a couple feet of water and tell him to back out clear then stay in the markers. Nope, He goes forward tried to make a turn through the mud. I hung a rope on him and towed him into the channel again, aimed him up the river and turned him loose. 10 seconds later he was in the mud again, 15 feet out of the channel. I went the other way as he ground his way back into the middle. I could hear the overheat beeper as I bumped it up to a cruise. The next day I am coming out the river and I see a guy heading for the same bar. We are both at idle speed and my wife hollars over that he better get back in the channel. His arrogant answer "I have a depth finder" She asks, "what you got". He says "seven point two feet". She says that is about 5.65 feet off". The next sound was that old familir Thump Thump as the skeg drags through the mud and the prop is banging the bottom. I won't even get started on folks who do not understand the "stand on vessel" or that you don't have headlights on a boat. Wife and I are kayaking Mission Bay, San Diego. Guy comes along and is headed for us, we are peddling as fast as the Hobie Sports will go, and he still clips the wife kayak. He is in the back, farting around and the other two people in the boat are not watching. Just letting the boat go where it wants to. Did not even apologize or check for damage, after I yelled at him that he was an idiot, another boater witnessed it, could not believe the guy did not stop after the collision. Good thing kayaks do not carry torpedos. You're supposed to have one of these for such situations. Designed for buffalo, but should "handle" an engine block: http://www.marlinfirearms.com/firear...re/1895GS.aspx Do they have a "Grapeshot" load? Was a sailboat. In that case, you aim for the lowest part of the hull. :-) |
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On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 18:03:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message ink.net... "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message ink.net... wrote in message ... I do have a bit of local knowlege so I may be hard on the riffraff but some people should stay at the dock Two days in a row I came out of the Estero river and found someone grinding mud 30 or 40 feet from the channel. The first guy had finally given up and shut off his motor. I walk over in ankle deep water and get him aimed at the only 14" deep spot withinn 50 feet and push him over there. I get the stern in a couple feet of water and tell him to back out clear then stay in the markers. Nope, He goes forward tried to make a turn through the mud. I hung a rope on him and towed him into the channel again, aimed him up the river and turned him loose. 10 seconds later he was in the mud again, 15 feet out of the channel. I went the other way as he ground his way back into the middle. I could hear the overheat beeper as I bumped it up to a cruise. The next day I am coming out the river and I see a guy heading for the same bar. We are both at idle speed and my wife hollars over that he better get back in the channel. His arrogant answer "I have a depth finder" She asks, "what you got". He says "seven point two feet". She says that is about 5.65 feet off". The next sound was that old familir Thump Thump as the skeg drags through the mud and the prop is banging the bottom. I won't even get started on folks who do not understand the "stand on vessel" or that you don't have headlights on a boat. Wife and I are kayaking Mission Bay, San Diego. Guy comes along and is headed for us, we are peddling as fast as the Hobie Sports will go, and he still clips the wife kayak. He is in the back, farting around and the other two people in the boat are not watching. Just letting the boat go where it wants to. Did not even apologize or check for damage, after I yelled at him that he was an idiot, another boater witnessed it, could not believe the guy did not stop after the collision. Good thing kayaks do not carry torpedos. You're supposed to have one of these for such situations. Designed for buffalo, but should "handle" an engine block: http://www.marlinfirearms.com/firear...re/1895GS.aspx Do they have a "Grapeshot" load? Was a sailboat. In that case, you aim for the lowest part of the hull. :-) Thanks for that site. This one is the one I had as a kid. Shot a lot of squirrels and rabbits with it. Lots of good memories there. http://www.marlinfirearms.com/Firear...Golden39A.aspx |
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"JohnH" wrote in message
... On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 18:03:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message link.net... "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message ink.net... wrote in message ... I do have a bit of local knowlege so I may be hard on the riffraff but some people should stay at the dock Two days in a row I came out of the Estero river and found someone grinding mud 30 or 40 feet from the channel. The first guy had finally given up and shut off his motor. I walk over in ankle deep water and get him aimed at the only 14" deep spot withinn 50 feet and push him over there. I get the stern in a couple feet of water and tell him to back out clear then stay in the markers. Nope, He goes forward tried to make a turn through the mud. I hung a rope on him and towed him into the channel again, aimed him up the river and turned him loose. 10 seconds later he was in the mud again, 15 feet out of the channel. I went the other way as he ground his way back into the middle. I could hear the overheat beeper as I bumped it up to a cruise. The next day I am coming out the river and I see a guy heading for the same bar. We are both at idle speed and my wife hollars over that he better get back in the channel. His arrogant answer "I have a depth finder" She asks, "what you got". He says "seven point two feet". She says that is about 5.65 feet off". The next sound was that old familir Thump Thump as the skeg drags through the mud and the prop is banging the bottom. I won't even get started on folks who do not understand the "stand on vessel" or that you don't have headlights on a boat. Wife and I are kayaking Mission Bay, San Diego. Guy comes along and is headed for us, we are peddling as fast as the Hobie Sports will go, and he still clips the wife kayak. He is in the back, farting around and the other two people in the boat are not watching. Just letting the boat go where it wants to. Did not even apologize or check for damage, after I yelled at him that he was an idiot, another boater witnessed it, could not believe the guy did not stop after the collision. Good thing kayaks do not carry torpedos. You're supposed to have one of these for such situations. Designed for buffalo, but should "handle" an engine block: http://www.marlinfirearms.com/firear...re/1895GS.aspx Do they have a "Grapeshot" load? Was a sailboat. In that case, you aim for the lowest part of the hull. :-) Thanks for that site. This one is the one I had as a kid. Shot a lot of squirrels and rabbits with it. Lots of good memories there. http://www.marlinfirearms.com/Firear...Golden39A.aspx Did you eat those little beasties? |
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