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Default Voodoo Priestess curses yacht and broker! (Really)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT: Michael Caputo
TEL: 786-385-6644
EMAIL:
WEB:
www.StuartYachtSleaze.com

FLORIDA BOATER TURNS TO VOODOO IN BROKER DISPUTE
Frustrated by sleazy broker's tactics, jilted buyer backs a Voodoo
curse

(September 13, 2006 - STUART, FL) A Miami boater announced today that
he and a New Orleans Voodoo princess have cast a curse on a South
Florida boat broker, his brokerage and a boat caught up in a sleazy
sale.

The burned boater also announced a Web site to warn boat buyers of the
unethical broker and his company. (www.StuartYachtSleaze.com) There,
the story is told and the curse is brought to life in a short
animation.

Miami-based writer Michael Caputo searched for months to find a right
boat. With the help of an honest broker, he located FINALE of Key West,
a Pilgrim 40 now docked and for sale in Stuart, Florida. Assured by
Woody Dyall of Stuart Yacht Sales that the boat would go to the first
full-price bid, Caputo and his broker took a full day off from work to
travel up and see her.

Minutes after a successful visit with FINALE, Caputo put in a
full-price bid. Dyall then took that offer to another buyer before
showing it to the owner and the second buyer outbid Caputo by a few
percent. Accordingly, Dyall could make the sale without sharing half
the broker commission with Caputo's representative.

Frustrated, Caputo turned to Bill Watson, owner of Stuart Yacht Sales.
Wilson refused to stop Dyall's sleazy end-run, and the second offer was
accepted. Now defrauded, Caputo contacted the Stuart Better Business
Bureau to no avail. A call to the owner went unreturned.

Later, Caputo learned that Dyall offered his own broker some cash to
ease the deal. Dyall was surprised when Caputo's ethical representative
refused to play along.

With nowhere else to turn, Caputo - who travels frequently to New
Orleans to enjoy live music - contacted an old friend in the Crescent
City who practices Voodoo. As required by all serious Voodoo
practitioners, her confidentiality is a condition of the curse.

According to Mama [X], a renown Voodoo princess, "Stuart Yacht Sales
and dirty broker Woody Dyall will suffer financial and personal
hardships for five years. And prospective buyers of Finale must know
they will face nothing but rough seas on her travels if the deal is cut
in bad faith by the buyer, seller or brokerage."

Interested? Contact Michael Caputo at 786-385-6644 or Stuart Yacht
Sales at 772-283-9400 and www.StuartYachtSleaze.com.

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Chuck Gould wrote:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT: Michael Caputo
TEL: 786-385-6644
EMAIL:
WEB:
www.StuartYachtSleaze.com

FLORIDA BOATER TURNS TO VOODOO IN BROKER DISPUTE
Frustrated by sleazy broker's tactics, jilted buyer backs a Voodoo
curse

(September 13, 2006 - STUART, FL) A Miami boater announced today that
he and a New Orleans Voodoo princess have cast a curse on a South
Florida boat broker, his brokerage and a boat caught up in a sleazy
sale.

The burned boater also announced a Web site to warn boat buyers of the
unethical broker and his company. (www.StuartYachtSleaze.com) There,
the story is told and the curse is brought to life in a short
animation.

Miami-based writer Michael Caputo searched for months to find a right
boat. With the help of an honest broker, he located FINALE of Key West,
a Pilgrim 40 now docked and for sale in Stuart, Florida. Assured by
Woody Dyall of Stuart Yacht Sales that the boat would go to the first
full-price bid, Caputo and his broker took a full day off from work to
travel up and see her.

Minutes after a successful visit with FINALE, Caputo put in a
full-price bid. Dyall then took that offer to another buyer before
showing it to the owner and the second buyer outbid Caputo by a few
percent. Accordingly, Dyall could make the sale without sharing half
the broker commission with Caputo's representative.

Frustrated, Caputo turned to Bill Watson, owner of Stuart Yacht Sales.
Wilson refused to stop Dyall's sleazy end-run, and the second offer was
accepted. Now defrauded, Caputo contacted the Stuart Better Business
Bureau to no avail. A call to the owner went unreturned.

Later, Caputo learned that Dyall offered his own broker some cash to
ease the deal. Dyall was surprised when Caputo's ethical representative
refused to play along.

With nowhere else to turn, Caputo - who travels frequently to New
Orleans to enjoy live music - contacted an old friend in the Crescent
City who practices Voodoo. As required by all serious Voodoo
practitioners, her confidentiality is a condition of the curse.

According to Mama [X], a renown Voodoo princess, "Stuart Yacht Sales
and dirty broker Woody Dyall will suffer financial and personal
hardships for five years. And prospective buyers of Finale must know
they will face nothing but rough seas on her travels if the deal is cut
in bad faith by the buyer, seller or brokerage."

Interested? Contact Michael Caputo at 786-385-6644 or Stuart Yacht
Sales at 772-283-9400 and www.StuartYachtSleaze.com.

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