Tuesday Humor - A Little Flab
 

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said,"If you firmed up, we could get rid
of your control top panty hose." While this was on the edge of
intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his 'johnson'. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if
you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the
pool man, and your brother.

--
John