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[email protected] September 3rd 06 12:57 PM

Let's say I break into your house :
 

Whitey Loughmiller wrote:
Let's say I break into your house
HONOR VIRTUTIS PRAEMIUM
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A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It
explains
things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country
protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue
of
illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect
its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this
country and,
once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly
understand
the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you
discover me
in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all
the beds
and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors;
I've
done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and
honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you
must
add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and
provide other
benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard
work
because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking
in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends
who will
picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I
do, and
I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard-working and honest, um,
except
for well, you know.

And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing
only a
fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do
about it
without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language
so you can communicate with me

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America
...if
you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value
of it
as a good simile. If not blow it off along with your future
Social Security funds.







" George W. Bush is so pro-Mexico that if you hit him with a stick
prizes would fall out of him. "
--Argus Hamilton

" Living in Leon, Nicaragua gave me an experience to learn the ways of
Mexicans .
Death means nothing to them as long as it is yours. One has to live in
it to know it ."
-- Lila

"If you worship your enemy, you are defeated.

If you adopt your enemy's religion you are enslaved.

If you breed with your enemy you are destroyed."

-- Polydoros

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www.NatAllNews.com
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www.WhiteAlert.com


America has a degenerate political system operated by twisted hacks.
The two party sytems offers candidates who only know how to kiss
minority butts and grovel for the cheap labor lobby.

ted


[email protected] September 3rd 06 01:00 PM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
Why that's obvious. If you broke into my house I would use the Strong
Club.


JohnH September 3rd 06 07:37 PM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 18:32:04 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote:

On 3 Sep 2006 04:57:03 -0700, wrote:


Whitey Loughmiller wrote:
Let's say I break into your house


Never happen...

The dogs will nail your ass to the floor and pretend to eat you alive
starting at your crotch.

And after you finished whiddling and crapping your pants, I'd shoot
you - by accident you understand - nothing personal. Probably nothing
more serious than a .357 mag slug through the thigh or something.
Broken femur, some muscle damage - nothing you couldn't recover from
in two/three years.

All this assumes, of course, that you were smart enough to get into
the house in the first place - what with dogs on alert, the security
system and all...


Welcome back. Did your get your problem fixed?
--
John

Calif Bill September 3rd 06 09:15 PM

Let's say I break into your house :
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On 3 Sep 2006 04:57:03 -0700, wrote:


Whitey Loughmiller wrote:
Let's say I break into your house


Never happen...

The dogs will nail your ass to the floor and pretend to eat you alive
starting at your crotch.

And after you finished whiddling and crapping your pants, I'd shoot
you - by accident you understand - nothing personal. Probably nothing
more serious than a .357 mag slug through the thigh or something.
Broken femur, some muscle damage - nothing you couldn't recover from
in two/three years.

All this assumes, of course, that you were smart enough to get into
the house in the first place - what with dogs on alert, the security
system and all...


Where did you learn about guns? My father said never point a gun at
something you were not going to kill.



Forge September 4th 06 02:13 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
In article .com,
wrote:

America has a degenerate political system operated by twisted hacks.
The two party sytems offers candidates who only know how to kiss
minority butts and grovel for the cheap labor lobby.


Yeah, both of those parties are just doin' a BANG-UP JOB of kissing up
to minorities and labor. Um, extremely ****ing NOT.

Nick Hull September 4th 06 02:28 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
In article om,
wrote:

Why that's obvious. If you broke into my house I would use the Strong
Club.


If you broke into my house. I have a backhoe; SSS ;)

--
Free men own guns -
www.geocities/CapitolHill/5357/

[email protected] September 4th 06 02:28 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 

Depends on what floor you tried to break into.

You'd probably get a Stevens or Remington 12 ga. pump right in the
chest.


[email protected] September 4th 06 02:39 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 

Nick Hull wrote:
In article om,
wrote:

Why that's obvious. If you broke into my house I would use the Strong
Club.


If you broke into my house. I have a backhoe; SSS ;)

--
Free men own guns -
www.geocities/CapitolHill/5357/


Hah! Well, how if I used my bigger backhoe to break into your house?
What would you do about that, huh?


Ken Davey September 4th 06 02:59 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
wrote:
Nick Hull wrote:
In article om,
wrote:

Why that's obvious. If you broke into my house I would use the
Strong Club.


If you broke into my house. I have a backhoe; SSS ;)

--
Free men own guns -
www.geocities/CapitolHill/5357/


Hah! Well, how if I used my bigger backhoe to break into your house?
What would you do about that, huh?


I suspect that you would get buried in the smaller backhoe. Always looking
for 'more power'.

Ken.
--
Volunteer your idle computer time for cancer research
http://www.grid.org/services/teams/t...9-D37D5B25B569

My return address is courtesy of Spammotel http://www.spammotel.com/



Too_Many_Tools September 4th 06 03:29 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
I am always looking for a larger backhoe...and you wouldn't be needing
it in the future if you broke into my house.

As for the large crowds protesting the crackdown on
immigraton....remember that the employers benefitting from the cheap
labor made a point of letting their help have the day off to go to the
demostrations.

When you remove the benefit of cheap labor, the immigration problem
will solve itself.'

You start by voting the Repulicans out of Congress and the Democrats
will get the hint.

TMT


wrote:
Whitey Loughmiller wrote:
Let's say I break into your house
HONOR VIRTUTIS PRAEMIUM
honor-is-the-reward-for-virtue
Let's say I break into your house X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal Disposition-Notification- X-Brightmail

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It
explains
things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country
protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue
of
illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect
its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this
country and,
once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly
understand
the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you
discover me
in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all
the beds
and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors;
I've
done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and
honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you
must
add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and
provide other
benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard
work
because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking
in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends
who will
picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I
do, and
I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard-working and honest, um,
except
for well, you know.

And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing
only a
fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do
about it
without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language
so you can communicate with me

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America
...if
you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value
of it
as a good simile. If not blow it off along with your future
Social Security funds.







" George W. Bush is so pro-Mexico that if you hit him with a stick
prizes would fall out of him. "
--Argus Hamilton

" Living in Leon, Nicaragua gave me an experience to learn the ways of
Mexicans .
Death means nothing to them as long as it is yours. One has to live in
it to know it ."
-- Lila

"If you worship your enemy, you are defeated.

If you adopt your enemy's religion you are enslaved.

If you breed with your enemy you are destroyed."

-- Polydoros

www.HalTurnerShow.com
www.NatVan.com
www.NatAllNews.com
www.Stormfront.org
www.WhiteRevolution.com
www.VNNFORUM.com
www.WhiteAlert.com


America has a degenerate political system operated by twisted hacks.
The two party sytems offers candidates who only know how to kiss
minority butts and grovel for the cheap labor lobby.

ted



Calif Bill September 4th 06 06:35 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 

"Ken Davey" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Nick Hull wrote:
In article om,
wrote:

Why that's obvious. If you broke into my house I would use the
Strong Club.


If you broke into my house. I have a backhoe; SSS ;)

--
Free men own guns -
www.geocities/CapitolHill/5357/


Hah! Well, how if I used my bigger backhoe to break into your house?
What would you do about that, huh?


I suspect that you would get buried in the smaller backhoe. Always looking
for 'more power'.

Ken.
--
Volunteer your idle computer time for cancer research
http://www.grid.org/services/teams/t...9-D37D5B25B569

My return address is courtesy of Spammotel http://www.spammotel.com/


Sort of like. . . I have a boat and 5000' deep water a mile and 1/2
offshore.



kasl33 September 4th 06 06:44 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
Break into my house, you will have 3 hungry dogs eating you for dinner
(after I accidentally miss your chest and take your head off with a 12
gauge double barrel shotgun and beat the hell out of you with a home
made solid ash baseball bat that is a hell of a lot heavier than
regulation).


[email protected] September 4th 06 06:55 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 

kasl33 wrote:
Break into my house, you will have 3 hungry dogs eating you for dinner
(after I accidentally miss your chest and take your head off with a 12
gauge double barrel shotgun and beat the hell out of you with a home
made solid ash baseball bat that is a hell of a lot heavier than
regulation).


Director!

But what do you do for an encore?


Gunner September 4th 06 09:00 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
On 3 Sep 2006 18:39:14 -0700, wrote:


Nick Hull wrote:
In article om,
wrote:

Why that's obvious. If you broke into my house I would use the Strong
Club.


If you broke into my house. I have a backhoe; SSS ;)

--
Free men own guns -
www.geocities/CapitolHill/5357/


Hah! Well, how if I used my bigger backhoe to break into your house?
What would you do about that, huh?


Head shot?

Gunner

"I think this is because of your belief in biological Marxism.
As a genetic communist you feel that noticing behavioural
patterns relating to race would cause a conflict with your belief
in biological Marxism." Big Pete, famous Usenet Racist

Screw E'm..Still A Tony Fan September 4th 06 04:54 PM

Let's say I break into your house :
 

All this cross-posting bull**** lately has gotten really ****ing annoying.



* September 4th 06 10:02 PM

Let's say I break into your house :
 


Screw E'm..Still A Tony Fan wrote in article
. ..

All this cross-posting bull**** lately has gotten really ****ing

annoying.





It looks to me as though you had to read pretty far down into the thread to
realize this was OT......and cross-posted......

.....that, or the curiosity got to you and you simply HAD to read this
far!....food to feed your fury, perhaps?.

I knew the very second I read the subject line that it was NOT on-topic and
likely to be cross-posted.

At that point, I could have easily moved on - right past this particular
thread - without bothering to click on the first post, but I did so of my
own volition......as did you!

I am to this point by my own, freewill choice.....as are you!

Perhaps, if the people who PROFESS to dislike off-topic and cross-posted
material ignored it - and refused to participate in it! - the threads would
only be a fraction of the size they now reach.



Tim September 6th 06 05:17 AM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
Break into my house?

Lets say for your own safety, you don't even think about it.


Wavking September 7th 06 02:42 PM

Let's say I break into your house :
 
That's exactly the attitude we need to adopt on the borders. Now you're
getting it!


"Tim" wrote in message
ups.com...
Break into my house?

Lets say for your own safety, you don't even think about it.





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