LOL! Seagull Crap!
 

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.b...b8a188325ce125

This thread started out with dealing with the frustrations of seagull
"poop" and ways do do riddence with it. Then the thread turned to
mosquitos and I thought Larrys response and prose was pretty hilarious.

I've camped up in Canada, and I can sympathize with him so well.

fighting the mosquitos off with wet towels and rolling up the windows
and lighting off "PIC" coils to the point you couldn't breath......