You have a broker advertising in you magazine using some unusual wording in
their ads.

Go to pages 154 and 155 of your recent edition of Nor'westing and note the
words "boathouse *kepted*".

Just a heads up that you may want to call this broker (area code 206) to
better edit their ads. ;-)

BTW: I really enjoy reading your magazine including the boating advice
articles, boat reviews and destination reviews.

My guess on the "Flotsam!" article is some sort of scale, perhaps a fish
scale. Do I win a prize?