Oil shortage problem explained...
 

Subject: oil


This Should Explain It All...



A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have

an oil shortage here in our country .

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington DC !!


Any Questions?
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'Til next time,

John H

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