"RG" wrote in message
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I found, while living in California, that the PROPER way to maintain a
pool
is to say, "What a great pool." as you jump in the one owned by your
neighbor!

I'm not absolutely sure, but I have a very strong suspicion that's the
proper way to maintain a boat, as well.


Very likely. My pool is being redone as we wait for rains to subside. Been
ready for plaster for 2 months, but requires 10 days of no rain before they
plaster. When the pool was built in the early 70's was probably $5500.
$20k to rebuild.