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Reggie Smithers February 11th 06 11:18 AM

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wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.


Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
................
................

"Watch This".





--
Reggie
************************************************** *************
That's my story and I am sticking to it.

************************************************** *************

thunder February 11th 06 12:28 PM

the world is in Chaos!
 
On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 20:53:56 -0500, Bert Robbins wrote:


The Reid and Dean refrain of "its' a Republican scandal." is quickly
loosing steam.


LOL, I'm nowhere near naive enough to think that Democrats wouldn't have
gladly taken Abramoff money, but the fact is, they didn't. It wasn't
offered. This *is* a Republican scandal, and you have Tom DeLay to blame.
To see how this mess all came to pass, read a little on the K Street
Project.

http://www.csmonitor.com/2003/0829/p01s01-uspo.html

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea...onfessore.html

The Abramoff money trail:

http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?...rticleId=10924





NOYB February 11th 06 12:49 PM

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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
...
wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.


Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
...............
...............

"Watch This".


I thought it was "oh ****"...but preceded by "hey y'all. Watch this".



thunder February 11th 06 01:13 PM

the world is in Chaos!
 
On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:38:41 +0000, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:


The Abramoff money trail:

http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?...rticleId=10924


I find all this really amusing.

The simple truth is this - it doesn't matter if it came from Abramoff
personally or through his lobbying firm.


Of course, that would be true, but, no money from Abramoff went to
Democrats, and, as yet, I have seen no evidence that money from his firm
went to Democrats. As for his clients money, the above link shows money
to Democrats actually went down after Abramoff was hired.


They are one and the same. And all the Democratic twisting and turning
and denial ain't gonna change that fact.




Reggie Smithers February 11th 06 01:17 PM

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NOYB wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
...
wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.

Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
...............
...............

"Watch This".


I thought it was "oh ****"...but preceded by "hey y'all. Watch this".


NYOB,
You might be correct. According to Harry the only people who live on
Florida's West Coast are rednecks, so I will have to defer to your
expertise. ; )


--
Reggie
************************************************** *************
That's my story and I am sticking to it.

************************************************** *************

Calif Bill February 11th 06 09:44 PM

the world is in Chaos!
 

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
...
wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.


Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
...............
...............

"Watch This".





I understand that is only part of it. The full statement is "H'er Y'all,
hold my beer, and watch this . . ."



Tamaroak February 12th 06 09:34 PM

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No, the most popular phrase uttered by rednecks before they die is,
"Here, hold my beer and watch this."

Capt. Jeff


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