Bush calls Super Bowl a Victory in the War on Terror
 

I understand the Department of Homeland Security has been investigating
Matt Hasselbeck for several months. Apparently a highly placed federal
official was listening to the game on the radio, and heard one of his
touchdown pass plays called as "He steps out of the pocket and throws a
long BOMB into the end zone!" Break out the vizqueen and the duct
tape, Momma, here we go again. :-)