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Skipper December 10th 05 02:38 PM

Christmas Morning Breakfast Surprise
 
Broiled Grapefruit: http://tinyurl.com/bedgn

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JR North December 10th 05 05:18 PM

Christmas Morning Breakfast Surprise
 
Sounds like the leading item on Assisted Living menus.
JR

Skipper wrote:

Broiled Grapefruit: http://tinyurl.com/bedgn

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[email protected] December 10th 05 05:47 PM

Christmas Morning Breakfast Surprise
 

JR North wrote:
Sounds like the leading item on Assisted Living menus.
JR


Which explains the name. It's served to those who will be pleasantly
surprised if they're still alive and kicking Christmas morning.

I understand this is properly served with a white sheet for a table
cloth........


Skipper December 10th 05 05:49 PM

Christmas Morning Breakfast Surprise
 
wrote:

JR North wrote:
Sounds like the leading item on Assisted Living menus.
JR


Which explains the name. It's served to those who will be pleasantly
surprised if they're still alive and kicking Christmas morning.


I understand this is properly served with a white sheet for a table
cloth........


Well...we sure didn't have to wait long to find out where the pee was
coming from.

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Skipper

[email protected] December 10th 05 06:06 PM

Christmas Morning Breakfast Surprise
 

Skipper wrote:
wrote:

JR North wrote:
Sounds like the leading item on Assisted Living menus.
JR


Which explains the name. It's served to those who will be pleasantly
surprised if they're still alive and kicking Christmas morning.


I understand this is properly served with a white sheet for a table
cloth........


Well...we sure didn't have to wait long to find out where the pee was
coming from.

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Skipper



Is that the pee leaking through the eye holes in that white sheet?
If so, "Good shot, somebody!"

Holiday message:

Peace on Earth
Peece on the Ku Klux Klan

See there? You hound me without mercy, and yet I can extend a holiday
greeting to you.
You should be ashamed, (but you won't be). :-)


Dry December 12th 05 12:18 PM

Christmas Morning Breakfast Surprise
 
I can see it now all the homeless fishing fruit from the inland waterway
the smoke rising from their bonfires salivating at the thought of
brunch.

JR North wrote:

Sounds like the leading item on Assisted Living menus.
JR

Skipper wrote:

Broiled Grapefruit: http://tinyurl.com/bedgn

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