A Usenet persona calling itself asdffdsa wrote:

please note, that during the process of installing your high-resolution
digital video surveillance and recording system , you were in
violation of the Bald Eagle Protection Act, 16 USC §§ 668-668d.
federal authorities have been notified.

good day.


Er, no, but nice try. Ever hear the term "telephoto lens?"

You see, the surveillance equipment is being installed far enough away from
the nest so as not to cause the eagles to flush from the nest. Also, they
haven't started nesting yet, so it's not a problem.

Don't try to teach grandpa to suck eggs.
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Scott Weiser

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