Skipper and the Pirate
 

Skipper met a pirate in a bar. That pirate had a peg leg, a hook, and an
eye patch. "How'd you end up with a peg leg?" Skipper asked. "I was
swept overboard in a storm," said the pirate. "A shark bit off me whole
leg." "Wow!" said Skipper. "What about the hook?" "We were boarding an
enemy ship, battling the other seamen with swords. One of them cut me
hand clean off." "Incredible!" remarked Skipper. "And the eye patch?" "A
seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye
to a seagull dropping?" Skipper asked incredulously. Said the pirate,
"It was me first day with the hook."

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Skipper