"Don White" wrote in message
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Harry Krause wrote:


Simps like "Smithers" believe the United States is the bastion of freedom
and democracy in the world. Since the ascent of Bush, the United States
has become a pariah, and I'd bet there are Canadians who wish they could
move their country away from the USA so as to avoid any missiles aimed at
the USA that miss.

Bingo!...That was the problem with the 'Star Wars' program.The US would
intercept Soviet missles over Canadian territory. Why would we want that?

Plutonium from the destroyed missile would be ingested by Northern pike,
make them glow at night, and that would be fantastic for remote fly-in
fishing lodges, which are always looking for a new way to attract new
business.