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Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick
Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration appointments. "I know it sounds strange to appoint a poodle to run the CIA, but if you look at the traits the Bush administration values you will understand why Fluffy is the perfect choice. By all accounts Fluffy is incredibly loyal and very obedient, and that counts for a lot in the Bush administration. The fact that she is Cheney's dog also weighs very much in her favor. Everybody knows that if Dick Cheney don't like you, you are not going to be in the government very long, unless you are Colon Powell." Said veteran Bush watcher Herman Gettlefinger, of the Rand Corporation. The choice of a standard poodle to run the CIA is probably a good one considering the poodle's traits as a breed. Poodles are known to be stable in temperament, sociable with children, and make good watchdogs. They are also highly intelligent, quick learners, and have strong problem-solving abilities. All these traits and the ability to sniff out terrorists will serve Fluffy in good stead. Fluffy's trainer, Joellen Greer, had this to say about the appointment. "We are really going to miss her around here. She is such a good dog, very sweet, but also protective. I feel safer already knowing she will be leading the CIA. I've seen her go after chip monks and squirrels and I tell you what I wouldn't want to be a terrorist with Fluffy on the job." Congressional hearings are not expected to be a problem for Fluffy. Republicans and poodle breeders are already lining up to support her. Tom 'the Hammer' Delay has assured the president that Fluffy's appointment is going to pass easily, 'or else!' Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist has also assured the president that debate in the Senate will be perfunctory. Fluffy released a statement to the press through her trainer "I am honored to serve the country and my master in this capacity. I will try to model my service after the great leaders of my kind. I will do my best to live up the examples set by Lassie and Old Yeller. I know that some may question my ability to run an agency like the CIA, but I promise to doggedly pursue the terrorists that threaten our country. The county will be a safer place with Fluffy sleeping at the foot of the bed!" |
OT New Head of CIA
wrote in message oups.com... Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration You believe everything you read on the internet! |
OT New Head of CIA
Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration You believe everything you read on the internet! Bill, don't you EVER get tired of being wrong? Where did I say I "believed" the piece? Are you really so stupid as to think someone would take this seriously? Damned handyman. |
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On 12 Oct 2005 13:22:40 -0700, wrote:
PocoLoco wrote: On 12 Oct 2005 11:59:05 -0700, wrote: Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration You believe everything you read on the internet! Bill, don't you EVER get tired of being wrong? Where did I say I "believed" the piece? Are you really so stupid as to think someone would take this seriously? Damned handyman. Given the stuff you routinely cut'n'paste, I think Bill's comment is right on. Maybe you should tell us when we should take your cut'n'pastes seriously. Maybe you should buy a brain, then you'd be able to tell all by yourself, you low life piece of crap. You can't take that seriously, Poco. |
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On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 20:46:37 GMT, Jack Goff wrote:
On 12 Oct 2005 13:22:40 -0700, wrote: PocoLoco wrote: On 12 Oct 2005 11:59:05 -0700, wrote: Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration You believe everything you read on the internet! Bill, don't you EVER get tired of being wrong? Where did I say I "believed" the piece? Are you really so stupid as to think someone would take this seriously? Damned handyman. Given the stuff you routinely cut'n'paste, I think Bill's comment is right on. Maybe you should tell us when we should take your cut'n'pastes seriously. Maybe you should buy a brain, then you'd be able to tell all by yourself, you low life piece of crap. You can't take that seriously, Poco. Whew! Glad you clarified that. I was afraid I'd have to start reading his cut'n'pastes. -- John H "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
OT New Head of CIA
wrote in message oups.com... Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration You believe everything you read on the internet! Bill, don't you EVER get tired of being wrong? Where did I say I "believed" the piece? Are you really so stupid as to think someone would take this seriously? Damned handyman. You appear to take most things seriously. So why not this piece? And that is "Really great, well paid handyman" to you. |
OT New Head of CIA
Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration You believe everything you read on the internet! Bill, don't you EVER get tired of being wrong? Where did I say I "believed" the piece? Are you really so stupid as to think someone would take this seriously? Damned handyman. You appear to take most things seriously. What evidence do you have of that? Don't be bitter with me because 90% of your posted facts are WRONG. And that is "Really great, well paid handyman" to you. Yeah, sure. Any illegal alien can do handyman work. |
OT New Head of CIA
wrote in message ups.com... Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Bill McKee wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has chosen Fluffy, Dick Cheney's poodle to run the CIA. Fluffy, a black standard poodle, will take over the post vacated by William Tenante pending congressional approval. Fluffy will have her work cut out for her running the beleaguered agency in this time of heightened scrutiny. Washington insiders were initially surprised by Fluffy's selection, but upon further thought feel it is inline with other Bush administration You believe everything you read on the internet! Bill, don't you EVER get tired of being wrong? Where did I say I "believed" the piece? Are you really so stupid as to think someone would take this seriously? Damned handyman. You appear to take most things seriously. What evidence do you have of that? Don't be bitter with me because 90% of your posted facts are WRONG. And that is "Really great, well paid handyman" to you. Yeah, sure. Any illegal alien can do handyman work. Name the 90% wrong. And not any illegal can do my handyman work. And I make a lot more than illegals, and probably scut work draftsmen. |
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