Bill Maher on Nookular Boy
 

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:

Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more
money to spend - you used up all of that. You can't start another war
because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your
term has become the Bush family nightma helping poor people. Listen
to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's
speaking to you. Mission accomplished.

Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and
walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company
and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next
fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're
saying: there's so many other things that you as President could
involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left
to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on
yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social
Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.

But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern
like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that
you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks
like a man. Herbert Hoover was a ****ty president, but even he never
conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four
airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of
New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't
love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if
you were on the other side.

So, yes, God does speak to you.
What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "



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Larry's Humor List
San Francisco, CA

On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
presented another cut'n'paste:

Did you also own a Moto Guzzi 'Desmo' by any chance?


--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:

snip

You do realize Maher is a comedian, right?

It's amazing that you guys continue to go to Hollywood for your
inspiration. You realize that's all make-believe too, right?

Jack

On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 20:49:35 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

Jack Goff wrote:
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:

snip

You do realize Maher is a comedian, right?

It's amazing that you guys continue to go to Hollywood for your
inspiration. You realize that's all make-believe too, right?

Jack


Unfortunately, Bush is a make-believe president.

I don't know... he's had *your* panties in a wad for a few years
now... pretty real for make-believe, huh?

Jack

Ridding the US of the liberal virus is long overdue...

"Jack Goff" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 20:49:35 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:
Unfortunately, Bush is a make-believe president.

I don't know... he's had *your* panties in a wad for a few years
now... pretty real for make-believe, huh?

Jack

Ridding the US of the liberal virus is long overdue...

Funny...Krause'e entire life is "make-believe" here, yet he has the nerve to
cast that out on someone else. Too funny.


--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

presented another cut'n'paste:

Did you also own a Moto Guzzi 'Desmo' by any chance?

What the hell is that? I should've asked a month ago when you latched onto
this thing, whatever it is.

"Jack Goff" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:

snip

You do realize Maher is a comedian, right?

It's amazing that you guys continue to go to Hollywood for your
inspiration. You realize that's all make-believe too, right?

Jack


You elected a clown. Why can't I be inspired by comedians?

On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:20:32 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Jack Goff" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:

snip

You do realize Maher is a comedian, right?

It's amazing that you guys continue to go to Hollywood for your
inspiration. You realize that's all make-believe too, right?

Jack


You elected a clown. Why can't I be inspired by comedians?


I never elected you.

"Jack Goff" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:20:32 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Jack Goff" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:

snip

You do realize Maher is a comedian, right?

It's amazing that you guys continue to go to Hollywood for your
inspiration. You realize that's all make-believe too, right?

Jack


You elected a clown. Why can't I be inspired by comedians?


I never elected you.


Non sequitur.

On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 16:28:16 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Jack Goff" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:20:32 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Jack Goff" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:

snip

You do realize Maher is a comedian, right?

It's amazing that you guys continue to go to Hollywood for your
inspiration. You realize that's all make-believe too, right?

Jack


You elected a clown. Why can't I be inspired by comedians?


I never elected you.


Non sequitur.


It's absurd for you to think that's a fallacy. You're a clown, and I
definitely did not elect you to anything.

Have a nice day.

On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:19:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

presented another cut'n'paste:

Did you also own a Moto Guzzi 'Desmo' by any chance?

What the hell is that? I should've asked a month ago when you latched onto
this thing, whatever it is.

It's a fake motorcycle owned, supposedly, by b'asskisser. When told that Moto
Guzzi never made a 'Desmo', he fabricated a 'web page' to 'prove' his point. Of
course he wouldn't post the URL of his make believe site.

In other words, he lied and got caught, much like Harry does.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:53:53 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

Jack Goff wrote:
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 20:49:35 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

Jack Goff wrote:
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This was Bill Maher's closing bit on his most recent HBO show:
snip

You do realize Maher is a comedian, right?

It's amazing that you guys continue to go to Hollywood for your
inspiration. You realize that's all make-believe too, right?

Jack

Unfortunately, Bush is a make-believe president.

I don't know... he's had *your* panties in a wad for a few years
now... pretty real for make-believe, huh?

Jack

Ridding the US of the liberal virus is long overdue...


How many boxes of tissues do you go through in a week, jackoff?

I pity you... but I don't cry for you, Harry.

"Ridding the US of the liberal virus is long overdue..."

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
PocoLoco wrote:
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:19:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

presented another cut'n'paste:

Did you also own a Moto Guzzi 'Desmo' by any chance?
What the hell is that? I should've asked a month ago when you latched
onto this thing, whatever it is.
It's a fake motorcycle owned, supposedly, by b'asskisser. When told that
Moto
Guzzi never made a 'Desmo', he fabricated a 'web page' to 'prove' his
point. Of
course he wouldn't post the URL of his make believe site. In other words,
he lied and got caught, much like Harry does.





What it is is Herring's reason for living.

Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?

Harry,
It is funny that you followed JohnH's posts concerning your fabricated
stories, discussing a person's reason for living.

It seems that your subconscious mind equates your fabricated stories with
your reason for living.

What is wrong with being married to a woman who is overweight, showing her
age, and is not a Dr. Dr.?

--

Starbuck

.... God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal.
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
PocoLoco wrote:
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:19:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

presented another cut'n'paste:

Did you also own a Moto Guzzi 'Desmo' by any chance?
What the hell is that? I should've asked a month ago when you latched
onto this thing, whatever it is.
It's a fake motorcycle owned, supposedly, by b'asskisser. When told that
Moto
Guzzi never made a 'Desmo', he fabricated a 'web page' to 'prove' his
point. Of
course he wouldn't post the URL of his make believe site. In other words,
he lied and got caught, much like Harry does.





What it is is Herring's reason for living.

On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 04:41:54 GMT, "Bill McKee"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
PocoLoco wrote:
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:19:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

presented another cut'n'paste:

Did you also own a Moto Guzzi 'Desmo' by any chance?
What the hell is that? I should've asked a month ago when you latched
onto this thing, whatever it is.
It's a fake motorcycle owned, supposedly, by b'asskisser. When told that
Moto
Guzzi never made a 'Desmo', he fabricated a 'web page' to 'prove' his
point. Of
course he wouldn't post the URL of his make believe site. In other words,
he lied and got caught, much like Harry does.





What it is is Herring's reason for living.

Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?


You've got the idea.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Harry,
You published a picture of your 50 ft. Hatteras, when someone pointed out
that you had "stolen" the picture from a web site, you admitted that it was
a picture of a boat that was sort of like yours, not actually yours.

That sure seems like a fake picture of your boat to me.

You also published a fake picture of your wife, that might be a new low.

--

Starbuck

We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our
fellow-men... - Melville, Herman
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Bill McKee wrote:


What it is is Herring's reason for living.

Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?


I didn't know Herring had a web page.

What is it, www.militaryfailures.org

Or are you claiming I have "fake pictures" of my boat? If so, perhaps you
might produce some evidence of your claim...or are you, as usual, just
blowing smoke through your exhaust?

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
PocoLoco wrote:
On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 04:41:54 GMT, "Bill McKee"

wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
PocoLoco wrote:
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:19:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:23:12 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

presented another cut'n'paste:

Did you also own a Moto Guzzi 'Desmo' by any chance?
What the hell is that? I should've asked a month ago when you latched
onto this thing, whatever it is.
It's a fake motorcycle owned, supposedly, by b'asskisser. When told
that Moto
Guzzi never made a 'Desmo', he fabricated a 'web page' to 'prove' his
point. Of
course he wouldn't post the URL of his make believe site. In other
words, he lied and got caught, much like Harry does.




What it is is Herring's reason for living.
Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?

You've got the idea.


Are you two chocolate starfish doing a mating dance?




Maybe you can move to Holland. The show pornography on Satury nights and
will call in a hooker for you at the rest home. Seems as if you muct not be
getting any, the way you are hung up on sex, especially non-heterosexual
sex.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Bill McKee wrote:


What it is is Herring's reason for living.

Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?


I didn't know Herring had a web page.

What is it, www.militaryfailures.org

Or are you claiming I have "fake pictures" of my boat? If so, perhaps you
might produce some evidence of your claim...or are you, as usual, just
blowing smoke through your exhaust?

Seems as if there was a 50' Hat that you posted as your boat. Someone
pointed out the magazine you filched it from. Seems as if that is a "Fake
Picture" of at least one of your claimed to own boats.

Harry Krause wrote:
Bill McKee wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

Bill McKee wrote:

What it is is Herring's reason for living.

Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?


I didn't know Herring had a web page.

What is it, www.militaryfailures.org

Or are you claiming I have "fake pictures" of my boat? If so, perhaps
you might produce some evidence of your claim...or are you, as usual,
just blowing smoke through your exhaust?


Seems as if there was a 50' Hat that you posted as your boat. Someone
pointed out the magazine you filched it from. Seems as if that is a
"Fake Picture" of at least one of your claimed to own boats.


Nope, never happened, crap-for-brains, and I never had nor never claimed
ownership of a 50-foot Hatteras. But you and the rest of the
brain-damaged idiots believed the rightie who claimed such was the case,
even though he never offered up any proof that a photo was filched, and
you guys repeated that tale so many times, it became part of your core
beliefs. Likes most of your core beliefs, though...it has no
underpinnings in reality.

I'll be flying over your state later today. Look up and you might see me
offering you the universal salute of recognition. :]



Better yet, release the bathroom holding tanks on him.

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Harry Krause wrote:
Bill McKee wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

Bill McKee wrote:

What it is is Herring's reason for living.

Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?


I didn't know Herring had a web page.

What is it, www.militaryfailures.org

Or are you claiming I have "fake pictures" of my boat? If so, perhaps
you might produce some evidence of your claim...or are you, as usual,
just blowing smoke through your exhaust?


Seems as if there was a 50' Hat that you posted as your boat. Someone
pointed out the magazine you filched it from. Seems as if that is a
"Fake Picture" of at least one of your claimed to own boats.


Nope, never happened, crap-for-brains, and I never had nor never claimed
ownership of a 50-foot Hatteras. But you and the rest of the
brain-damaged idiots believed the rightie who claimed such was the case,
even though he never offered up any proof that a photo was filched, and
you guys repeated that tale so many times, it became part of your core
beliefs. Likes most of your core beliefs, though...it has no
underpinnings in reality.

I'll be flying over your state later today. Look up and you might see me
offering you the universal salute of recognition. :]



Better yet, release the bathroom holding tanks on him.

You ever have an original thought?

It's 8:45 in the morning, you're on Oahu, and you're logging on to
rec.boats?

You're on vacation, man! Get off the internet before the Hawaiian vacation
police boot you off the island for being stupid.





"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

Bill McKee wrote:

What it is is Herring's reason for living.


Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?



I didn't know Herring had a web page.

What is it, www.militaryfailures.org

Or are you claiming I have "fake pictures" of my boat? If so, perhaps
you might produce some evidence of your claim...or are you, as usual,
just blowing smoke through your exhaust?



Seems as if there was a 50' Hat that you posted as your boat. Someone
pointed out the magazine you filched it from. Seems as if that is a
"Fake Picture" of at least one of your claimed to own boats.


Nope, never happened, crap-for-brains, and I never had nor never claimed
ownership of a 50-foot Hatteras. But you and the rest of the
brain-damaged idiots believed the rightie who claimed such was the case,
even though he never offered up any proof that a photo was filched, and
you guys repeated that tale so many times, it became part of your core
beliefs. Likes most of your core beliefs, though...it has no
underpinnings in reality.

I'll be flying over your state later today. Look up and you might see me
offering you the universal salute of recognition. :]



Better yet, release the bathroom holding tanks on him.


Aloha!

Actually, I was asleep when we flew over California, but I was awake when
we flew over Cleveland on the way to Minneapolis. Not to worry; I held my
breath.

We're on Oahu now and will be visiting a couple of other islands. I have a
fishing trip lined up for later today. $118 for me, and the same for the
five other passengers he booked...combination of trolling for marlin and a
"guarantee" from the captain of some snappers, which his crew barbecues
for dinner on the way back. Life is tough.

I went out for a few hours Sunday on a 70' commercial fishing boat. I was
admiring some of the boats and the captain invited me aboard for a look
see. He and a skeleton crew were heading out to test some new gear and
asked me if I wanted to go for a ride. Gee, I had to think about for two
seconds.

Played a round of golf just for grins, since I am possibly the worst
golfer on the face of the earth. I just can't take it seriously.

The temps in Hawai'i aren't too bad, high 80's most of the day, low 90's,
but the humidity has been pretty high.

Keep the faith, and keep batting the right-wing loonies over the head.
Eventually you'll beat some sense into one or two of them. Maybe.

Our hotel offers h.s. access for $4.77. Not bad.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

Bill McKee wrote:

What it is is Herring's reason for living.


Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?



I didn't know Herring had a web page.

What is it, www.militaryfailures.org

Or are you claiming I have "fake pictures" of my boat? If so, perhaps
you might produce some evidence of your claim...or are you, as usual,
just blowing smoke through your exhaust?



Seems as if there was a 50' Hat that you posted as your boat. Someone
pointed out the magazine you filched it from. Seems as if that is a
"Fake Picture" of at least one of your claimed to own boats.


Nope, never happened, crap-for-brains, and I never had nor never
claimed ownership of a 50-foot Hatteras. But you and the rest of the
brain-damaged idiots believed the rightie who claimed such was the
case, even though he never offered up any proof that a photo was
filched, and you guys repeated that tale so many times, it became part
of your core beliefs. Likes most of your core beliefs, though...it has
no underpinnings in reality.

I'll be flying over your state later today. Look up and you might see
me offering you the universal salute of recognition. :]



Better yet, release the bathroom holding tanks on him.


Aloha!

Actually, I was asleep when we flew over California, but I was awake when
we flew over Cleveland on the way to Minneapolis. Not to worry; I held my
breath.


Krause, you can't get me out of your mind even when you are on
vacation..........looks like I have control.....cool.

This website has been loads of help over here.

http://www.hawaiig.com/


In article , *JimH* says...




"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

Bill McKee wrote:

What it is is Herring's reason for living.


Fake web page, sort of like fake pictures of your boat(s)?



I didn't know Herring had a web page.

What is it, www.militaryfailures.org

Or are you claiming I have "fake pictures" of my boat? If so, perhaps
you might produce some evidence of your claim...or are you, as usual,
just blowing smoke through your exhaust?



Seems as if there was a 50' Hat that you posted as your boat. Someone
pointed out the magazine you filched it from. Seems as if that is a
"Fake Picture" of at least one of your claimed to own boats.


Nope, never happened, crap-for-brains, and I never had nor never
claimed ownership of a 50-foot Hatteras. But you and the rest of the
brain-damaged idiots believed the rightie who claimed such was the
case, even though he never offered up any proof that a photo was
filched, and you guys repeated that tale so many times, it became part
of your core beliefs. Likes most of your core beliefs, though...it has
no underpinnings in reality.

I'll be flying over your state later today. Look up and you might see
me offering you the universal salute of recognition. :]



Better yet, release the bathroom holding tanks on him.


Aloha!

Actually, I was asleep when we flew over California, but I was awake when
we flew over Cleveland on the way to Minneapolis. Not to worry; I held my
breath.


Krause, you can't get me out of your mind even when you are on
vacation..........looks like I have control.....cool.

Harry Krause wrote:

Aloha!

I have a fishing trip lined up for later today. $118 for me...combination
of trolling and a "guarantee" from the "Skipper" of some snappers, which
he barbecues for dinner.

Events for which we can assume you've had a great deal of personal
experience.

I went out for a few hours Sunday on a 70' commercial fishing boat.

Was it a "Zimmermanlike" commercial fishing boat?

--
Skipper

Harry Krause wrote:
snip
Aloha!

Actually, I was asleep when we flew over California, but I was awake
when we flew over Cleveland on the way to Minneapolis. Not to worry; I
held my breath.

snip...

Too bad you couldn't have taken the Rev. over and traded him for a grass
skirted 'island woman'. Wonder if that's one of his flock sending the
hate mail to black celebrities?

Harry Krause wrote in message
...


Hey...we've had breakfast and I'm waiting for my wife to get out of the
shower. What can Isay? Wish I had a vidcam. I'd email you a photo from
my cell phone if I knew how to do that.

hmmmm... exactly what photo did you want to email?

Eisboch