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P. Fritz September 2nd 05 04:23 PM

On Topic: Damned and double damned...
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


Just another typical liebral.....whining about others doing what they are
guilty of :-)




Bryan September 2nd 05 04:46 PM


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


Shortwave, please leave the politics out of this post (I know it's your
post). The story was excellent until the bumper sticker comment. My best
friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of four with both
cars being Yukons. Oh, and they are hard core republicans. I love your
story cause it hits close to home. Should I go boating this weekend or stay
home? What will people be thinking about me while I fill up my truck and
boat for the weekend. Should I buy a couple of gas cans and fill 'em up?
What will people think?



Bryan September 2nd 05 04:48 PM


"P. Fritz" wrote in message
...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


Just another typical liebral.....whining about others doing what they are
guilty of :-)




See Shortwave, I told you the political card was a mistake. Now it's become
a political thread instead of a stupidity thread. ;-)



Don White September 2nd 05 04:49 PM

Harry Krause wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.




I was amused to learn that President Idiot flew AF1 down to Louisiana
today, burning a kazillion gallons of jet fuel, and isn't even
planning to tour NO.



Update...CNN is reporting Bush changed his itinerary and will indeed
tour NO.


Shamed into it? You have to wonder what his advisors are thinking.

P. Fritz September 2nd 05 05:14 PM


"Bryan" wrote in message
.. .

"P. Fritz" wrote in message
...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


Just another typical liebral.....whining about others doing what they

are
guilty of :-)




See Shortwave, I told you the political card was a mistake. Now it's

become
a political thread instead of a stupidity thread. ;-)


One and the same when you are discussing a Kerry/edwards supporter :-)






Doug Kanter September 2nd 05 05:35 PM

"Bryan" wrote in message
.. .

My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of four
with both cars being Yukons.


There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and buying what
everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an intelligent
buying decision.



Don White September 2nd 05 05:48 PM

Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.




I was amused to learn that President Idiot flew AF1 down to
Louisiana today, burning a kazillion gallons of jet fuel, and isn't
even planning to tour NO.



Update...CNN is reporting Bush changed his itinerary and will indeed
tour NO.



Shamed into it? You have to wonder what his advisors are thinking.





I just watched him "participate" in a television briefing in
Mississippi. Talk about a guy looking bored.


Probably interrupted his siesta.

PocoLoco September 2nd 05 06:28 PM

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 15:02:37 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote:

I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


Hope you said something back to her.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

PocoLoco September 2nd 05 06:32 PM

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 15:46:24 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


Shortwave, please leave the politics out of this post (I know it's your
post). The story was excellent until the bumper sticker comment. My best
friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of four with both
cars being Yukons. Oh, and they are hard core republicans. I love your
story cause it hits close to home. Should I go boating this weekend or stay
home? What will people be thinking about me while I fill up my truck and
boat for the weekend. Should I buy a couple of gas cans and fill 'em up?
What will people think?

If you're making your decision based on what people think, you should probably
just stay home.

On the other hand, if you're basing your decision on conservation of gasoline or
money, you should probably stay home.

But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you should do what
your wife says!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Doug Kanter September 2nd 05 06:46 PM


"trainfan1" wrote in message
...
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


I fuel up under the cover of darkness... been doing so since July this
year when gas hit 2.399 at the pump. I wasn't sure exactly why, but now
I'm gettin' a clue...

Lonsberry says you shouldn't go anywhere this weekend... send your boat
gas $$ & auto gas $$ to the gulf states:

http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=1738

Rob


Not a bad idea, but I hope you don't absorb too many ideas from Lonsberry.
He's intensely stupid.



trainfan1 September 2nd 05 06:49 PM

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


I fuel up under the cover of darkness... been doing so since July this
year when gas hit 2.399 at the pump. I wasn't sure exactly why, but now
I'm gettin' a clue...

Lonsberry says you shouldn't go anywhere this weekend... send your boat
gas $$ & auto gas $$ to the gulf states:

http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=1738

Rob


Doug Kanter September 2nd 05 08:08 PM


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:46:40 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"trainfan1" wrote in message
...
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.

I fuel up under the cover of darkness... been doing so since July this
year when gas hit 2.399 at the pump. I wasn't sure exactly why, but now
I'm gettin' a clue...

Lonsberry says you shouldn't go anywhere this weekend... send your boat
gas $$ & auto gas $$ to the gulf states:

http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=1738


Not a bad idea, but I hope you don't absorb too many ideas from Lonsberry.
He's intensely stupid.


I have no idea who he is.

However based on your comment, he's probably somebody I'd like to
read. :)


You really have to listen to his radio program to appreciate the depth of
his dementia. Sometime last year, he made a comment comparing our black
mayor to a chimp or some such thing. Shortly thereafter, the station removed
him. Then, he was back. In his absence, he was replaced with some guy who
wasn't very exciting, so I guess ratings dropped. But, the opinion of most
sentient beings here was that the station should've run a microphone into a
toilet stall and simply broadcast the sound of flushing for a few months.



Bryan September 2nd 05 11:08 PM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 15:46:24 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


Shortwave, please leave the politics out of this post (I know it's your
post). The story was excellent until the bumper sticker comment. My best
friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of four with both
cars being Yukons. Oh, and they are hard core republicans. I love your
story cause it hits close to home. Should I go boating this weekend or
stay
home? What will people be thinking about me while I fill up my truck and
boat for the weekend. Should I buy a couple of gas cans and fill 'em up?
What will people think?

If you're making your decision based on what people think, you should
probably
just stay home.

On the other hand, if you're basing your decision on conservation of
gasoline or
money, you should probably stay home.

But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you should do
what
your wife says!
--


lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should do).



Bryan September 2nd 05 11:11 PM


"trainfan1" wrote in message
...
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.


I fuel up under the cover of darkness... been doing so since July this
year when gas hit 2.399 at the pump. I wasn't sure exactly why, but now
I'm gettin' a clue...

Lonsberry says you shouldn't go anywhere this weekend... send your boat
gas $$ & auto gas $$ to the gulf states:

http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=1738

Rob


That's one way to look at things. Maybe I'll send an amount equal to what I
spend on my boating this weekend. Nah, I'll stick to what I sent; it's more
than what I'll spend on boating this weekend. Who's Lonsberry?



Bryan September 2nd 05 11:18 PM


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Bryan" wrote in message
.. .

My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of four
with both cars being Yukons.


There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and buying what
everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an intelligent
buying decision.


Well, the Yukons have nothing to do with sports and I'm not sure what their
argument for buying them was. I guess they just wanted them.



PocoLoco September 3rd 05 12:12 AM

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:08:38 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:46:40 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"trainfan1" wrote in message
...
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.

I fuel up under the cover of darkness... been doing so since July this
year when gas hit 2.399 at the pump. I wasn't sure exactly why, but now
I'm gettin' a clue...

Lonsberry says you shouldn't go anywhere this weekend... send your boat
gas $$ & auto gas $$ to the gulf states:

http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=1738

Not a bad idea, but I hope you don't absorb too many ideas from Lonsberry.
He's intensely stupid.


I have no idea who he is.

However based on your comment, he's probably somebody I'd like to
read. :)


You really have to listen to his radio program to appreciate the depth of
his dementia. Sometime last year, he made a comment comparing our black
mayor to a chimp or some such thing. Shortly thereafter, the station removed
him. Then, he was back. In his absence, he was replaced with some guy who
wasn't very exciting, so I guess ratings dropped. But, the opinion of most
sentient beings here was that the station should've run a microphone into a
toilet stall and simply broadcast the sound of flushing for a few months.


Do you live in New Orleans?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

PocoLoco September 3rd 05 12:12 AM

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:08:25 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 15:46:24 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.

Shortwave, please leave the politics out of this post (I know it's your
post). The story was excellent until the bumper sticker comment. My best
friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of four with both
cars being Yukons. Oh, and they are hard core republicans. I love your
story cause it hits close to home. Should I go boating this weekend or
stay
home? What will people be thinking about me while I fill up my truck and
boat for the weekend. Should I buy a couple of gas cans and fill 'em up?
What will people think?

If you're making your decision based on what people think, you should
probably
just stay home.

On the other hand, if you're basing your decision on conservation of
gasoline or
money, you should probably stay home.

But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you should do
what
your wife says!
--


lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should do).


What about SWMBO?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

jps September 3rd 05 05:21 AM

In article ,
says...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:07:27 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

I was amused to learn that President Idiot flew AF1 down to Louisiana
today, burning a kazillion gallons of jet fuel, and isn't even planning
to tour NO.


Vice President Albert Gore's plane, a Boeing 707, will consume 65,600
gallons of jet fuel at a cost of $131,000 for the Vice President's
brief, 24-hour trip to Kyoto.


You would have preferred that he didn't go.

He was doing our country's business. Bush makes these trips for photo
ops.

jps

jps September 3rd 05 05:21 AM

In article , Use-Author-
] says...
On Sat, 03 Sep 2005, WaIIy wrote:
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:07:27 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

I was amused to learn that President Idiot flew AF1 down to Louisiana
today, burning a kazillion gallons of jet fuel, and isn't even planning
to tour NO.


Vice President Albert Gore's plane, a Boeing 707, will consume 65,600
gallons of jet fuel at a cost of $131,000 for the Vice President's
brief, 24-hour trip to Kyoto.


VP Gore Heh heh. Typical!

"Do as I say, not as I do".


Oh yeah, that only happens with Democrats.

Sheesh.

jps

Doug Kanter September 3rd 05 01:05 PM


"Bryan" wrote in message
. ..

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Bryan" wrote in message
.. .

My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of
four with both cars being Yukons.


There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and buying what
everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an
intelligent buying decision.


Well, the Yukons have nothing to do with sports and I'm not sure what
their argument for buying them was. I guess they just wanted them.


Bingo! They must be one of the crowd that says "We have a god-given right to
own anything we want, no matter what effect its use has on society at
large".



Doug Kanter September 3rd 05 01:14 PM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:08:38 GMT, "Doug Kanter"

wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:46:40 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"trainfan1" wrote in message
...
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I took the Ranger out for a quick run this morning up at Webster Lake
prior to next weeks charity bass tournament and I stopped at
Cumberland Farms to get some gas - I was down to half a tank and I
don't like to get much lower than that.

As I was filling up my boat, some soccer mom in her, I swear to you,
Excursion pulled in and started telling me that she thought I was
being totally selfish in filling up the Ranger in this time of
gasoline shortage as she started filling her vehicle.

I ignored her, but as I was paying at the counter, she was at the
next
register to me with paying a $140 bill chatting with the counter girl
that she needed to get to her summer house on the Cape because all
her
relatives were going to be there for the weekend.

I was especially amused as there was a left over Kerry/Edwards and
Sullivan sticker on the bumper of her Excursion.

True story.

I fuel up under the cover of darkness... been doing so since July this
year when gas hit 2.399 at the pump. I wasn't sure exactly why, but
now
I'm gettin' a clue...

Lonsberry says you shouldn't go anywhere this weekend... send your
boat
gas $$ & auto gas $$ to the gulf states:

http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=1738

Not a bad idea, but I hope you don't absorb too many ideas from
Lonsberry.
He's intensely stupid.

I have no idea who he is.

However based on your comment, he's probably somebody I'd like to
read. :)


You really have to listen to his radio program to appreciate the depth of
his dementia. Sometime last year, he made a comment comparing our black
mayor to a chimp or some such thing. Shortly thereafter, the station
removed
him. Then, he was back. In his absence, he was replaced with some guy who
wasn't very exciting, so I guess ratings dropped. But, the opinion of most
sentient beings here was that the station should've run a microphone into
a
toilet stall and simply broadcast the sound of flushing for a few months.


Do you live in New Orleans?


Bob Lonsberry is a Rochester local, and broadcasts HERE.

http://rochester-citynews.com/gyroba...oid=oid%3A2138




Doug Kanter September 3rd 05 01:16 PM


"WaIIy" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:07:27 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

I was amused to learn that President Idiot flew AF1 down to Louisiana
today, burning a kazillion gallons of jet fuel, and isn't even planning
to tour NO.


Vice President Albert Gore's plane, a Boeing 707, will consume 65,600
gallons of jet fuel at a cost of $131,000 for the Vice President's
brief, 24-hour trip to Kyoto.


By comparison, Bush rode his bicycle to New Orleans to visit with them
folks.



Bryan September 3rd 05 06:08 PM


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of
four with both cars being Yukons.

There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and buying
what everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an
intelligent buying decision.


Well, the Yukons have nothing to do with sports and I'm not sure what
their argument for buying them was. I guess they just wanted them.


Bingo! They must be one of the crowd that says "We have a god-given right
to own anything we want, no matter what effect its use has on society at
large".


You may be giving too much credit where it's not due at all. I don't think
the idea of anything other than "Ooh, cool car, I want one." was involved.



Bryan September 3rd 05 06:09 PM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:08:25 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:
But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you should
do
what
your wife says!
--


lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should do).


What about SWMBO?


Not in my vocabulary.



PocoLoco September 3rd 05 07:56 PM

On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 17:09:13 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:08:25 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:
But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you should
do
what
your wife says!
--

lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should do).


What about SWMBO?


Not in my vocabulary.

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Bryan September 4th 05 01:02 AM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 17:09:13 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:08:25 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:
But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you should
do
what
your wife says!
--

lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out
politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no
worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should do).


What about SWMBO?


Not in my vocabulary.

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed


Oh, I know her!



Bryan September 4th 05 10:08 AM


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:02:21 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 17:09:13 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
m...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:08:25 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:
But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you
should
do
what
your wife says!
--

lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out
politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no
worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should
do).


What about SWMBO?

Not in my vocabulary.

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed


Oh, I know her!


Of course you do - we all do.

The result of not obeying is just too horrible to contemplate.




Bryan September 4th 05 10:09 AM


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:02:21 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 17:09:13 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
m...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:08:25 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:
But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you
should
do
what
your wife says!
--

lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out
politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no
worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should
do).


What about SWMBO?

Not in my vocabulary.

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed


Oh, I know her!


Of course you do - we all do.

The result of not obeying is just too horrible to contemplate.


Just to stay on topic: unfathomably terrifying.



PocoLoco September 4th 05 11:36 AM

On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:09:46 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:02:21 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 17:09:13 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
om...
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:08:25 GMT, "Bryan"
wrote:
But, if you're basing your decision on what really matters, you
should
do
what
your wife says!
--

lol

I was really bored with your answer, but continued to read out
politeness.
Then you hit me with the last line! Thanks for the laugh (and no
worries,
I'm doing what I think I should do, not what others think I should
do).


What about SWMBO?

Not in my vocabulary.

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed

Oh, I know her!


Of course you do - we all do.

The result of not obeying is just too horrible to contemplate.


Just to stay on topic: unfathomably terrifying.


OK. You've got it now. You'll never, ever be without SWMBO (swim' bo) in your
vocabulary again.

And don't let SWMBO know what 'SWMBO' means!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Doug Kanter September 4th 05 01:22 PM


"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of
four with both cars being Yukons.

There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and buying
what everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an
intelligent buying decision.


Well, the Yukons have nothing to do with sports and I'm not sure what
their argument for buying them was. I guess they just wanted them.


Bingo! They must be one of the crowd that says "We have a god-given right
to own anything we want, no matter what effect its use has on society at
large".


You may be giving too much credit where it's not due at all. I don't
think the idea of anything other than "Ooh, cool car, I want one." was
involved.


Hey....I'd love a string trimmer with a tilting head to do driveway edging.
But, there are already too damned many noisy little motors around my
neighborhood, most of them serving no purpose at all. A healthy 30 year old
couple using a leaf blower for 3 hours to clean up under a *MINIATURE*
Japanese red maple that's barely larger than the plastic bag they're putting
its leaves in. Give me a friggin' break. Bend over and pick up the leaves.

Pass the ammo!



Bryan September 4th 05 07:13 PM


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of
four with both cars being Yukons.

There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and buying
what everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an
intelligent buying decision.


Well, the Yukons have nothing to do with sports and I'm not sure what
their argument for buying them was. I guess they just wanted them.


Bingo! They must be one of the crowd that says "We have a god-given
right to own anything we want, no matter what effect its use has on
society at large".


You may be giving too much credit where it's not due at all. I don't
think the idea of anything other than "Ooh, cool car, I want one." was
involved.


Hey....I'd love a string trimmer with a tilting head to do driveway
edging. But, there are already too damned many noisy little motors around
my neighborhood, most of them serving no purpose at all. A healthy 30
year old couple using a leaf blower for 3 hours to clean up under a
*MINIATURE* Japanese red maple that's barely larger than the plastic bag
they're putting its leaves in. Give me a friggin' break. Bend over and
pick up the leaves.

Pass the ammo!


Pushing manual mower would go a long way to help america's fitness failure.
It wouldn't hurt to rake a few leaves either.



Bryan September 4th 05 07:17 PM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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OK. You've got it now. You'll never, ever be without SWMBO (swim' bo) in
your
vocabulary again.

And don't let SWMBO know what 'SWMBO' means!


Of course not!



Doug Kanter September 5th 05 01:38 PM


"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family of
four with both cars being Yukons.

There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and buying
what everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an
intelligent buying decision.


Well, the Yukons have nothing to do with sports and I'm not sure what
their argument for buying them was. I guess they just wanted them.


Bingo! They must be one of the crowd that says "We have a god-given
right to own anything we want, no matter what effect its use has on
society at large".


You may be giving too much credit where it's not due at all. I don't
think the idea of anything other than "Ooh, cool car, I want one." was
involved.


Hey....I'd love a string trimmer with a tilting head to do driveway
edging. But, there are already too damned many noisy little motors around
my neighborhood, most of them serving no purpose at all. A healthy 30
year old couple using a leaf blower for 3 hours to clean up under a
*MINIATURE* Japanese red maple that's barely larger than the plastic bag
they're putting its leaves in. Give me a friggin' break. Bend over and
pick up the leaves.

Pass the ammo!


Pushing manual mower would go a long way to help america's fitness
failure. It wouldn't hurt to rake a few leaves either.


My son and I can fill about 20 leaf bags per hour, using a rake, and a
plastic trash can with the bottom punctured so the bag doesn't get stuck
from the vacuum inside. It's a real stitch to watch the neighbors with their
leaf blowers, chasing 3 leaves all day. We don't mind, though. They're all
going deaf, which means we can practice our guitars with impunity. :-)



Doug Kanter September 5th 05 03:45 PM


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:38:22 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Bryan" wrote in message
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My best friends are a soccer mom (actually little league) family
of
four with both cars being Yukons.

There's a difference between having kids who play sports, and
buying
what everyone else has because you're a dumb twit who can't make an
intelligent buying decision.


Well, the Yukons have nothing to do with sports and I'm not sure
what
their argument for buying them was. I guess they just wanted them.


Bingo! They must be one of the crowd that says "We have a god-given
right to own anything we want, no matter what effect its use has on
society at large".


You may be giving too much credit where it's not due at all. I don't
think the idea of anything other than "Ooh, cool car, I want one." was
involved.


Hey....I'd love a string trimmer with a tilting head to do driveway
edging. But, there are already too damned many noisy little motors
around
my neighborhood, most of them serving no purpose at all. A healthy 30
year old couple using a leaf blower for 3 hours to clean up under a
*MINIATURE* Japanese red maple that's barely larger than the plastic
bag
they're putting its leaves in. Give me a friggin' break. Bend over and
pick up the leaves.

Pass the ammo!

Pushing manual mower would go a long way to help america's fitness
failure. It wouldn't hurt to rake a few leaves either.


My son and I can fill about 20 leaf bags per hour, using a rake, and a
plastic trash can with the bottom punctured so the bag doesn't get stuck
from the vacuum inside. It's a real stitch to watch the neighbors with
their
leaf blowers, chasing 3 leaves all day. We don't mind, though. They're all
going deaf, which means we can practice our guitars with impunity. :-)


Playing what - music to farm by?

~~ snerk ~~


nyuk nyuk! Moe! Larry! Cheese!



Misifus September 5th 05 05:44 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:

They're all
going deaf, which means we can practice our guitars with impunity. :-)




Guitars? What kind?

-Raf (I play Martin and Kinscherff)

--
Misifus-
Rafael Seibert

http://www.ralphandsue.com

Doug Kanter September 6th 05 06:10 AM


"Misifus" wrote in message
news:SB_Se.9073$dm.8199@lakeread03...
Doug Kanter wrote:

They're all going deaf, which means we can practice our guitars with
impunity. :-)



Guitars? What kind?

-Raf (I play Martin and Kinscherff)


Me: Peavey Cirrus bass. The kid (as he's officially known): Guild SG copy.
Cheap, until he passes year #2 and proves he's going to remain interested.
Then, he and I have a discussion of the Big Equation: You mow the lawn on MY
schedule, and maybe I help with Better Guitar Money.




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