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Fool Proof way to dispose of old flares!!
Hey, here it is.
We were just discussing how to get rid of old, outdated flares and this enterprising boater seems to have discovered a sure-fire way to get the USCG to accept all the flares he has onboard: Office of Public Affairs U.S. Coast Guard Thirteenth District Press Release Date: Aug. 16, 2005 Contact: PA2 Kurt Fredrickson 206-220-7237 COAST GUARD DETAINS ERRATIC MAN WAVING FLARES, FOUND NAKED SEATTLE - A man was taken into custody after he was found naked and acting erratic by a Coast Guard helicopter crew this afternoon near Sequim Bay, Wash. An HH-65 Dolphin helicopter from Coast Guard Group/Air Station Port Angeles, Wash., was flying over Sequim Bay at 2:32 p.m., when they saw a possible boat fire. The helicopter circled back to the vessel to investigate and found a man on the bow of a boat waving distress flares while acting erratically and making obscene gestures. A Coast Guard 25-foot response boat was launched from Station Port Angeles to investigate. The crew of the Coast Guard boat found the man naked and screaming obscenities while hitting his head on the deck of the boat. The Coast Guard instructed the man to dress and then he was detained aboard the Coast Guard boat. The man was taken to John Wayne Marina in Sequim, Wash., where he was turned over to the Sequim Police for further transport to Olympic Memorial Hospital for further evaluation. The incident is currently under investigation by the Sequim Police. The vessel is being towed in to John Wayne Marina by the Coast Guard. ### The U.S. Coast Guard is a military, maritime, multi-mission service within the Department of Homeland Security dedicated to protecting the safety and security of America. View this document online U.S. Coast Guard - 13th District 13th District Public Information Site Visit this link to unsubscribe: http://www.piersystem.com/unsubscribe.cfm?cid=21 |
"John H." wrote in message ... On 18 Aug 2005 13:08:15 -0700, wrote: Hey, here it is. We were just discussing how to get rid of old, outdated flares and this enterprising boater seems to have discovered a sure-fire way to get the USCG to accept all the flares he has onboard: Office of Public Affairs U.S. Coast Guard Thirteenth District Press Release Date: Aug. 16, 2005 Contact: PA2 Kurt Fredrickson 206-220-7237 COAST GUARD DETAINS ERRATIC MAN WAVING FLARES, FOUND NAKED SEATTLE - A man was taken into custody after he was found naked and acting erratic by a Coast Guard helicopter crew this afternoon near Sequim Bay, Wash. An HH-65 Dolphin helicopter from Coast Guard Group/Air Station Port Angeles, Wash., was flying over Sequim Bay at 2:32 p.m., when they saw a possible boat fire. The helicopter circled back to the vessel to investigate and found a man on the bow of a boat waving distress flares while acting erratically and making obscene gestures. A Coast Guard 25-foot response boat was launched from Station Port Angeles to investigate. The crew of the Coast Guard boat found the man naked and screaming obscenities while hitting his head on the deck of the boat. The Coast Guard instructed the man to dress and then he was detained aboard the Coast Guard boat. The man was taken to John Wayne Marina in Sequim, Wash., where he was turned over to the Sequim Police for further transport to Olympic Memorial Hospital for further evaluation. The incident is currently under investigation by the Sequim Police. The vessel is being towed in to John Wayne Marina by the Coast Guard. ### The U.S. Coast Guard is a military, maritime, multi-mission service within the Department of Homeland Security dedicated to protecting the safety and security of America. View this document online U.S. Coast Guard - 13th District 13th District Public Information Site Visit this link to unsubscribe: http://www.piersystem.com/unsubscribe.cfm?cid=21 Thanks Chuck! Guess that explains why kevin hasn't posted in a couple of days ;-) -- John H. On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD |
I am not Kevin.
"P. Fritz" wrote in message ... "John H." wrote in message ... On 18 Aug 2005 13:08:15 -0700, wrote: Hey, here it is. We were just discussing how to get rid of old, outdated flares and this enterprising boater seems to have discovered a sure-fire way to get the USCG to accept all the flares he has onboard: Office of Public Affairs U.S. Coast Guard Thirteenth District Press Release Date: Aug. 16, 2005 Contact: PA2 Kurt Fredrickson 206-220-7237 COAST GUARD DETAINS ERRATIC MAN WAVING FLARES, FOUND NAKED SEATTLE - A man was taken into custody after he was found naked and acting erratic by a Coast Guard helicopter crew this afternoon near Sequim Bay, Wash. An HH-65 Dolphin helicopter from Coast Guard Group/Air Station Port Angeles, Wash., was flying over Sequim Bay at 2:32 p.m., when they saw a possible boat fire. The helicopter circled back to the vessel to investigate and found a man on the bow of a boat waving distress flares while acting erratically and making obscene gestures. A Coast Guard 25-foot response boat was launched from Station Port Angeles to investigate. The crew of the Coast Guard boat found the man naked and screaming obscenities while hitting his head on the deck of the boat. The Coast Guard instructed the man to dress and then he was detained aboard the Coast Guard boat. The man was taken to John Wayne Marina in Sequim, Wash., where he was turned over to the Sequim Police for further transport to Olympic Memorial Hospital for further evaluation. The incident is currently under investigation by the Sequim Police. The vessel is being towed in to John Wayne Marina by the Coast Guard. ### The U.S. Coast Guard is a military, maritime, multi-mission service within the Department of Homeland Security dedicated to protecting the safety and security of America. View this document online U.S. Coast Guard - 13th District 13th District Public Information Site Visit this link to unsubscribe: http://www.piersystem.com/unsubscribe.cfm?cid=21 Thanks Chuck! Guess that explains why kevin hasn't posted in a couple of days ;-) -- John H. On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD |
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Hey, here it is. We were just discussing how to get rid of old, outdated flares and this enterprising boater seems to have discovered a sure-fire way to get the USCG to accept all the flares he has onboard: Office of Public Affairs U.S. Coast Guard Thirteenth District Press Release Date: Aug. 16, 2005 Contact: PA2 Kurt Fredrickson 206-220-7237 COAST GUARD DETAINS ERRATIC MAN WAVING FLARES, FOUND NAKED SEATTLE - A man was taken into custody after he was found naked and acting erratic by a Coast Guard helicopter crew this afternoon near Sequim Bay, Wash. An HH-65 Dolphin helicopter from Coast Guard Group/Air Station Port Angeles, Wash., was flying over Sequim Bay at 2:32 p.m., when they saw a possible boat fire. The helicopter circled back to the vessel to investigate and found a man on the bow of a boat waving distress flares while acting erratically and making obscene gestures. A Coast Guard 25-foot response boat was launched from Station Port Angeles to investigate. The crew of the Coast Guard boat found the man naked and screaming obscenities while hitting his head on the deck of the boat. The Coast Guard instructed the man to dress and then he was detained aboard the Coast Guard boat. The man was taken to John Wayne Marina in Sequim, Wash., where he was turned over to the Sequim Police for further transport to Olympic Memorial Hospital for further evaluation. The incident is currently under investigation by the Sequim Police. The vessel is being towed in to John Wayne Marina by the Coast Guard. ### The U.S. Coast Guard is a military, maritime, multi-mission service within the Department of Homeland Security dedicated to protecting the safety and security of America. View this document online U.S. Coast Guard - 13th District 13th District Public Information Site Visit this link to unsubscribe: http://www.piersystem.com/unsubscribe.cfm?cid=21 The man is acting normallly, if a little inflexibly, considering the stupidity of some laws and his moral duty to comply. He should be made an icon for those who heroically survive the human dilemma of supressing the normal biological urge to kill every other male, mate with every female, and to respect the rights of others as we desire for ourselves for even a short time. It seems loose morals may relieve stress. Those with the higest moral standards must endure the most stress the longest, clean living being what it may be. Justice? Is it any wonder some snap, go postal? Better nudity! One way to use flares up with minimal risk is to shoot them into a culvert with rocks piled over one end. The military has a system of amnesty boxes, into which found ammunition may be voluntarily depositied for disposal, for safety. Have we no such arrangement at the police department firing ranges? Why not haloween or at fireworks displays? -Because, when they come down, they still burn, some with phosphorus. They must not land where fire is a danger. Terry K |
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