Rove Blows Another Secret: Surprise Party for Laura
 

Harry,
Great satire, but shouldn't you credit the person who wrote the "article"?


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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ROVE BLOWS SURPRISE PARTY FOR FIRST LADY
President 'Hopping Mad' Over Advisor's Latest Leak

President Bush is said to be "hopping mad" over reports that deputy chief
of staff Karl Rove wrecked a surprise party the president had been
planning for First Lady Laura Bush by leaking details of the party to Mrs.
Bush before it took place, White House sources said today.

According to the sources, Mr. Bush had been meticulously planning to
surprise Mrs. Bush with a "Welcome Home" party upon her return from her
goodwill trip to Africa, even going so far as to decorate her office with
streamers and blow up dozens of balloons himself.

The president was determined that the party be a surprise, warning all
White House staffers to keep the secret, "cross their hearts and hope to
die," sources said.

But according to insiders, Mr. Rove "just couldn't resist blabbing" about
the party to the First Lady, placing a call to Mrs. Bush in Tanzania to
inform her that she should be prepared for a "big blow-out" when she got
back to Washington.

Mr. Bush, who has reportedly been taking a wait-and-see attitude about Mr.
Rove's alleged leak of a CIA operative's identity, told staffers that if
in fact Mr. Rove wrecked the First Lady's surprise party, "He's toast."

Mr. Bush has ordered a full investigation of the surprise party leak, but
in the meantime, according to one source, "The standard operating
procedure around here is, if you've got a secret, don't tell Karl."

Elsewhere, organizers of the Tour de France announced today that, to save
everyone time and effort, Lance Armstrong has won the race through the
year 2018.
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Let's pray the United States survives the rest of Bush's term.

Harry,
Do you and your "buddy" get together with your "buddy" Kennedy for a few
drinks and then a late night drive?


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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HarryKrause wrote:
ROVE BLOWS SURPRISE PARTY FOR FIRST LADY
President 'Hopping Mad' Over Advisor's Latest Leak

President Bush is said to be "hopping mad" over reports that deputy chief
of staff Karl Rove wrecked a surprise party the president had been
planning for First Lady Laura Bush by leaking details of the party to
Mrs. Bush before it took place, White House sources said today.

According to the sources, Mr. Bush had been meticulously planning to
surprise Mrs. Bush with a "Welcome Home" party upon her return from her
goodwill trip to Africa, even going so far as to decorate her office with
streamers and blow up dozens of balloons himself.

The president was determined that the party be a surprise, warning all
White House staffers to keep the secret, "cross their hearts and hope to
die," sources said.

But according to insiders, Mr. Rove "just couldn't resist blabbing" about
the party to the First Lady, placing a call to Mrs. Bush in Tanzania to
inform her that she should be prepared for a "big blow-out" when she got
back to Washington.

Mr. Bush, who has reportedly been taking a wait-and-see attitude about
Mr. Rove's alleged leak of a CIA operative's identity, told staffers that
if in fact Mr. Rove wrecked the First Lady's surprise party, "He's
toast."

Mr. Bush has ordered a full investigation of the surprise party leak, but
in the meantime, according to one source, "The standard operating
procedure around here is, if you've got a secret, don't tell Karl."

Elsewhere, organizers of the Tour de France announced today that, to save
everyone time and effort, Lance Armstrong has won the race through the
year 2018.


Whoops..forgot to credit this gem to my buddy Andy Borowitz.


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Let's pray the United States survives the rest of Bush's term.

Real Name wrote:
Harry,
Do you and your "buddy" get together with your "buddy" Kennedy for a few
drinks and then a late night drive?

Probably more often than YOUR buddy Fritz gets together with GWB.

HarryKrause wrote:
Real Name wrote:
Harry,

Bite me, asshole!


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He's going to make a run for Grand Poobah of Assholes United by doing
more childish insulting than Fritz or JimH!

Kevin,
My guess is I get up with GWB just as often as Harry meets Kennedy.
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Real Name wrote:
Harry,
Do you and your "buddy" get together with your "buddy" Kennedy for a few
drinks and then a late night drive?

Probably more often than YOUR buddy Fritz gets together with GWB.

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Kevin,
My guess is I get up with GWB just as often as Harry meets Kennedy.

Poor Kevin, jealousy rages again......as well as his lack of reading
comprehension.


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Harry,
Do you and your "buddy" get together with your "buddy" Kennedy for a
few
drinks and then a late night drive?

Probably more often than YOUR buddy Fritz gets together with GWB.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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ROVE BLOWS SURPRISE PARTY FOR FIRST LADY
President 'Hopping Mad' Over Advisor's Latest Leak


Harry

You either put this up because you believe this is a real article, or did it
as a joke. Since I have not seen any satire from you, I assume you believe
in this. Ronald Reagan has a quote just for you:

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's
just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan

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ROVE BLOWS SURPRISE PARTY FOR FIRST LADY
President 'Hopping Mad' Over Advisor's Latest Leak



Harry

You either put this up because you believe this is a real article, or did
it as a joke. Since I have not seen any satire from you, I assume you
believe in this. Ronald Reagan has a quote just for you:

That's right, Dan. I believe it, along with the tales about the tooth
fairy, the easter bunny, Jesus, and the presence of WMDs in Iraq.

Kee-rist. Always a laugh in rec.boats.


The WMDs from Iraq are now in Syria. Jesus was a real person. Easter bunny
is a Hallmark thing, and the tooth fairy is just a tale for little kids.

Hope that put you straight.

BTW - 9/11 really happened. In about 10 years the likes of you will deny
that too.

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Dan J.S. wrote:
"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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Dan J.S. wrote:

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ROVE BLOWS SURPRISE PARTY FOR FIRST LADY
President 'Hopping Mad' Over Advisor's Latest Leak



Harry

You either put this up because you believe this is a real article, or
did it as a joke. Since I have not seen any satire from you, I assume
you believe in this. Ronald Reagan has a quote just for you:

That's right, Dan. I believe it, along with the tales about the tooth
fairy, the easter bunny, Jesus, and the presence of WMDs in Iraq.

Kee-rist. Always a laugh in rec.boats.



The WMDs from Iraq are now in Syria.

There's no proof of that.

Jesus was a real person.

Perhaps. But his name wasn't Jesus, and if he was a "real person" he
wasn't what some of those who followed claimed him to be.



Easter bunny
is a Hallmark thing,

The easter bunny originated in Western Europe, long before Joyce Hall.



and the tooth fairy is just a tale for little kids.

Hope that put you straight.

BTW - 9/11 really happened. In about 10 years the likes of you will deny
that too.


Yes, 9-11 will be George W. Bush's legacy. And it will be a negative
legacy.


Bill Clinton had Bin Laden in his sites and didn't do a thing, and yet
somehow this is George's fault

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"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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Dan J.S. wrote:
"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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Dan J.S. wrote:

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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ROVE BLOWS SURPRISE PARTY FOR FIRST LADY
President 'Hopping Mad' Over Advisor's Latest Leak



Harry

You either put this up because you believe this is a real article, or
did it as a joke. Since I have not seen any satire from you, I assume
you believe in this. Ronald Reagan has a quote just for you:

That's right, Dan. I believe it, along with the tales about the tooth
fairy, the easter bunny, Jesus, and the presence of WMDs in Iraq.

Kee-rist. Always a laugh in rec.boats.



The WMDs from Iraq are now in Syria.

There's no proof of that.

Jesus was a real person.

Perhaps. But his name wasn't Jesus, and if he was a "real person" he
wasn't what some of those who followed claimed him to be.



Easter bunny
is a Hallmark thing,

The easter bunny originated in Western Europe, long before Joyce Hall.



and the tooth fairy is just a tale for little kids.

Hope that put you straight.

BTW - 9/11 really happened. In about 10 years the likes of you will
deny
that too.


Yes, 9-11 will be George W. Bush's legacy. And it will be a negative
legacy.


Bill Clinton had Bin Laden in his sites and didn't do a thing, and yet
somehow this is George's fault

Harry is living in his fantasy land, where Fundiedems rule the landscape.
Fortunately for us, that is not reality.

Reagan will always be remembered for his "Tear down this wall" speech

Bush will always be remembered for his bullhorn speech at the WTC.

Clinton will be remembered for "I did not has sex with that woman"