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DENTAL MARIJUANA FACES UPHILL FIGHT
Obstacles Abound for Weed as Novocaine Replacement

Interesting. Based on my experience, marijuana INTENSIFIES physical
sensations. I think it's the last thing I'd want to partake of before any
sort of painful medical procedure. But, like alcohol, everyone's experience
is different.

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DENTAL MARIJUANA FACES UPHILL FIGHT
Obstacles Abound for Weed as Novocaine Replacement

Interesting. Based on my experience, marijuana INTENSIFIES physical
sensations. I think it's the last thing I'd want to partake of before any
sort of painful medical procedure. But, like alcohol, everyone's
experience is different.

- - -

Not having any relevant experience myself, I welcome your expert
commentary.

The one time I tried the weed, way back in college before electricity was
discovered, it make me puke. Since then, even the scent of the stuff makes
me nauseous.

I'm hoping Dr. Happy Tooth, our discussion group dental authority, will
offer his expert opinion, too.

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several of
ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they have to
be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about twice what
our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

Most human patients don't threaten to rip the doctor's arm off. :-)

HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

BYOB=Bring your own beer?


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DENTAL MARIJUANA FACES UPHILL FIGHT
Obstacles Abound for Weed as Novocaine Replacement

A group of California activists hoping to legalize marijuana for dental
purposes only may be facing an uphill struggle in their legislative
battle, a spokesperson for the group said today.

"Most other nations in the industrialized world have already discovered
what the California legislature seems unwilling to admit: that one hit
from a bong can do more to ease dental pain than an entire shot of
novocaine," said spokesperson Davis Wilton.

"It wouldn't hurt to have a few black light posters in the dentist's
office, either," Mr. Wilton added. "After a few hits of dental marijuana,
dental black light posters can be very soothing."

The activists, who have been pushing for the legalization of so-called
dental marijuana since the early 1990's, say they are hoping that a newly
released study touting the benefits of dental weed, especially before
tooth cleaning or root canal procedures, will help them in their
legislative fight.

But according to Dr. Conor Glausen of the University of Minnesota School
of Dentistry, the study is not without its flaws: "If you read the fine
print, you'll see that the 'expert' who authored the study was actually
smoking dental marijuana while writing it."

Dr. Glausen said he was also concerned by the source of funds used to make
the study possible: "I'm suspicious of any pro-marijuana study that is
underwritten by Frito-Lay."

Elsewhere, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he would step
down as executive editor of the magazines "Muscle and Fitness" and "Flex,"
but that he would retain his editorial position at "Nazi Groper."


From Andy Borowitz

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Let's pray the United States survives the rest of Bush's term.

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DENTAL MARIJUANA FACES UPHILL FIGHT
Obstacles Abound for Weed as Novocaine Replacement

Interesting. Based on my experience, marijuana INTENSIFIES physical
sensations. I think it's the last thing I'd want to partake of before any
sort of painful medical procedure. But, like alcohol, everyone's
experience is different.

- - -

Not having any relevant experience myself, I welcome your expert
commentary.

The one time I tried the weed, way back in college before electricity was
discovered, it make me puke. Since then, even the scent of the stuff makes
me nauseous.

I'm hoping Dr. Happy Tooth, our discussion group dental authority, will
offer his expert opinion, too.

Some days, I'm convinced that my assistant is smoking the stuff in the back
storage room. I can only imagine how bad the blank stares would get if she
were forced to partake in second hand smoke.

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DENTAL MARIJUANA FACES UPHILL FIGHT
Obstacles Abound for Weed as Novocaine Replacement

Interesting. Based on my experience, marijuana INTENSIFIES physical
sensations. I think it's the last thing I'd want to partake of before
any sort of painful medical procedure. But, like alcohol, everyone's
experience is different.

- - -

Not having any relevant experience myself, I welcome your expert
commentary.

The one time I tried the weed, way back in college before electricity was
discovered, it make me puke. Since then, even the scent of the stuff
makes me nauseous.

I'm hoping Dr. Happy Tooth, our discussion group dental authority, will
offer his expert opinion, too.

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several of
ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they have to
be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about twice what
our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

Most human patients don't threaten to rip the doctor's arm off. :-)


A young woman was having her annual checkup at the dentist's. He gave her
the usual "Now this won't hurt a bit," as he leaned over her to begin.
Seconds later, he drew back in shock and exclaimed, "Miss! You have hold of
my testicles."
"Yes, I know doctor," she replied. "And we aren't going to hurt each other
at all, are we?"

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to share.

The line I liked best in the "story" is the study was conducted by Frito
Lay".


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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to share.

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DENTAL MARIJUANA FACES UPHILL FIGHT
Obstacles Abound for Weed as Novocaine Replacement

Interesting. Based on my experience, marijuana INTENSIFIES physical
sensations. I think it's the last thing I'd want to partake of before
any sort of painful medical procedure. But, like alcohol, everyone's
experience is different.

- - -

Not having any relevant experience myself, I welcome your expert
commentary.

The one time I tried the weed, way back in college before electricity
was discovered, it make me puke. Since then, even the scent of the stuff
makes me nauseous.

I'm hoping Dr. Happy Tooth, our discussion group dental authority, will
offer his expert opinion, too.

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

Most human patients don't threaten to rip the doctor's arm off. :-)


A young woman was having her annual checkup at the dentist's. He gave her
the usual "Now this won't hurt a bit," as he leaned over her to begin.
Seconds later, he drew back in shock and exclaimed, "Miss! You have hold
of my testicles."
"Yes, I know doctor," she replied. "And we aren't going to hurt each other
at all, are we?"



Hmmm.

I like my dentist's method. If something's gonna hurt, he just tells me.

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The line I liked best in the "story" is the study was conducted by Frito
Lay".

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared. Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course, after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in our
offices"?

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course, after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?


Are you looking for another supplier of pot Kevin? I thought you grew your
own stuff.

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course, after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in our
offices"?

Do you remember saying you'd SHARE controlled substances? Do you share
controlled substances without a medical reason to a lot of your
friends? If so, I wonder if JimH will turn YOU into the feds.

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an anxiolytic for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled substances.
Get it?

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an anxiolytic for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled substances.
Get it?

I'm not your patient of record, get it? I've not been seen in your
office, get it? You offered to share your controlled substances with
me, without ever seeing me, get it? That is against federal law, get it?

Kevin,
It is nice to see you have finally seen the light concerning abuse of
controlled substances. Are you still growing pot in the backyard?


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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are,
well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot
in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in
our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an anxiolytic
for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled substances.
Get it?

I'm not your patient of record, get it? I've not been seen in your
office, get it? You offered to share your controlled substances with
me, without ever seeing me, get it? That is against federal law, get it?

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are,
well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot
in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in
our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an anxiolytic
for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled substances.
Get it?

I'm not your patient of record, get it? I've not been seen in your
office, get it? You offered to share your controlled substances with
me, without ever seeing me, get it? That is against federal law, get it?


You really are a nimwit. First of all, marijuana isn't legal. Second of
all, I was speaking in hypotheticals (notice that I said *if* marijuana were
made legal). Lastly, the only reason I can think why you'd be in my office
would be for an appointment (unless you're threatening to spit in my face
again). People with appointments become patients of record as soon as I
agree to see them and they fill out a med history form.

BTW--I don't keep *any* controlled substances in my office.

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are,
well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot
in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in
our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an anxiolytic
for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled substances.
Get it?

I'm not your patient of record, get it? I've not been seen in your
office, get it? You offered to share your controlled substances with
me, without ever seeing me, get it? That is against federal law, get it?


You really are a nimwit. First of all, marijuana isn't legal. Second of
all, I was speaking in hypotheticals (notice that I said *if* marijuana were
made legal). Lastly, the only reason I can think why you'd be in my office
would be for an appointment (unless you're threatening to spit in my face
again). People with appointments become patients of record as soon as I
agree to see them and they fill out a med history form.

BTW--I don't keep *any* controlled substances in my office.

Sorry, dimwit, you specifically SAID "Hehehe. You're just jealous that
we might get to legally keep pot in our offices. Don't worry. If
you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to share."

WHERE does that say anything about me being a patient, coming to you
office, filling out medical history forms, etc???? I does, however,
SPECIFICALLY say that if I was down your way, you'd share. Oh, and yes,
I'd certainly spit in your face. AFter all the lies, and childish
insults you've posted about me, my dead mother, and on and on, it's the
least I could do.

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are, well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep pot in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot in our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give out
controlled substances to alot of people?


Are you looking for another supplier of pot Kevin? I thought you grew your
own stuff.

I'm not Kevin

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just
took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and
since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal
is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are,
well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep
pot
in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be sure
to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of
course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law, then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot
in
our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give
out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an
anxiolytic
for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled
substances.
Get it?

I'm not your patient of record, get it? I've not been seen in your
office, get it? You offered to share your controlled substances with
me, without ever seeing me, get it? That is against federal law, get
it?


You really are a nimwit. First of all, marijuana isn't legal. Second of
all, I was speaking in hypotheticals (notice that I said *if* marijuana
were
made legal). Lastly, the only reason I can think why you'd be in my
office
would be for an appointment (unless you're threatening to spit in my face
again). People with appointments become patients of record as soon as I
agree to see them and they fill out a med history form.

BTW--I don't keep *any* controlled substances in my office.

Sorry, dimwit, you specifically SAID "Hehehe. You're just jealous that
we might get to legally keep pot in our offices. Don't worry. If
you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to share."

WHERE does that say anything about me being a patient, coming to you
office, filling out medical history forms, etc???? I does, however,
SPECIFICALLY say that if I was down your way, you'd share. Oh, and yes,
I'd certainly spit in your face. AFter all the lies, and childish
insults you've posted about me, my dead mother, and on and on, it's the
least I could do.


More insults and threat of violence. Why Kevin?

I can't figure out why Kevin is upset with NYOB. Kevin is the one who said
his mother was an alcoholic who abused drugs. I think he said she died of
drug abuse, but I could be wrong.


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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just
took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and
since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each animal
is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are,
well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep
pot
in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be
sure to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of
course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law,
then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot
in
our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give
out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an
anxiolytic
for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled
substances.
Get it?

I'm not your patient of record, get it? I've not been seen in your
office, get it? You offered to share your controlled substances with
me, without ever seeing me, get it? That is against federal law, get
it?


You really are a nimwit. First of all, marijuana isn't legal. Second
of
all, I was speaking in hypotheticals (notice that I said *if* marijuana
were
made legal). Lastly, the only reason I can think why you'd be in my
office
would be for an appointment (unless you're threatening to spit in my
face
again). People with appointments become patients of record as soon as I
agree to see them and they fill out a med history form.

BTW--I don't keep *any* controlled substances in my office.

Sorry, dimwit, you specifically SAID "Hehehe. You're just jealous that
we might get to legally keep pot in our offices. Don't worry. If
you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to share."

WHERE does that say anything about me being a patient, coming to you
office, filling out medical history forms, etc???? I does, however,
SPECIFICALLY say that if I was down your way, you'd share. Oh, and yes,
I'd certainly spit in your face. AFter all the lies, and childish
insults you've posted about me, my dead mother, and on and on, it's the
least I could do.


More insults and threat of violence. Why Kevin?

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HarryKrause wrote:

I wish the weed would knock out cats for a while; we just
took
several
of ours in for their annual teeth cleaning last week, and
since
they
have to be knocked out for the job, the cost per each
animal
is
about
twice what our dentist charges us for human teeth cleaning.

That's because vets are highly trained people. Dentists are,
well,
dentists.

Hehehe. You're just jealous that we might get to legally keep
pot
in
our
offices. Don't worry. If you're ever down my way, I'll be
sure
to
share.

Hey, NOYB, I've tried to meet you, but your scared.

You were going to be in Tampa visiting your sick sister. Of
course,
after
she died, you told us you never had a sister.

I was in Tampa waiting for you, but you never showed.

You are nothing short of a little punk LIAR.


Now, about the
above. I take it that you don't mind violating federal law,
then?

Did you miss the part where I said "might get to LEGALLY keep pot
in
our
offices"?

Do you remember the part where you said you'd SHARE?? Do you give
out
controlled substances to alot of people?

If a patient of record was seen in my office and required an
anxiolytic
for
a legitimate dental phobia, I'd share my stash of controlled
substances.
Get it?

I'm not your patient of record, get it? I've not been seen in your
office, get it? You offered to share your controlled substances with
me, without ever seeing me, get it? That is against federal law, get
it?


You really are a nimwit. First of all, marijuana isn't legal. Second
of
all, I was speaking in hypotheticals (notice that I said *if* marijuana
were
made legal). Lastly, the only reason I can think why you'd be in my
office
would be for an appointment (unless you're threatening to spit in my
face
again). People with appointments become patients of record as soon as
I
agree to see them and they fill out a med history form.

BTW--I don't keep *any* controlled substances in my office.

Sorry, dimwit, you specifically SAID "Hehehe. You're just jealous that
we might get to legally keep pot in our offices. Don't worry. If
you're ever down my way, I'll be sure to share."

WHERE does that say anything about me being a patient, coming to you
office, filling out medical history forms, etc???? I does, however,
SPECIFICALLY say that if I was down your way, you'd share. Oh, and yes,
I'd certainly spit in your face. AFter all the lies, and childish
insults you've posted about me, my dead mother, and on and on, it's the
least I could do.


More insults and threat of violence. Why Kevin?

Because desparate people say stupid things.