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jps May 17th 04 04:11 PM
My part to help out our Great President!
 
In article c3dhc2g=3D.49ec9716c1b1568532e260375636028b@
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Recently my local newspaper ran the following on its editorial page:
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"We've been getting more letters critical of President Bush than those
that support him. We=B9re not sure why, nor do we want to guess. But in
today's increasingly polarized political environment, we would prefer
our offering to put forward a better sense of balance."
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"Since we depend upon you, our readers, to supply our letters, that goal
can be difficult. We can't run letters that we don't have."
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I immediately wrote this letter:
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Dear Editu
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It is about time you got some letters that do not describe Our Great
President as AWOL or an unelected drunk or a crook or a psychotic thug
or the stupidest man on earth like you asked for. This is just the
politics of personal description, and I think you and I are fed up with
it and want to go back to the way politics are supposed to be, talking
about how Bill Klintoon killed all those people secretly because he is a
Chinese spy.
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George W. said Osama Bin Laden would be dead or alive, and now he is!
Wala! as our amigos who should be sent back south of the border say.
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Yours truly and I mean it...
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Mad Dog Dave
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I'm waiting for my letter to be published so I can help out our great
President!


You should write stand up comedy. It'd work.

NOYB May 17th 04 04:46 PM
My part to help out our Great President!
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
In article c3dhc2g=.49ec9716c1b1568532e260375636028b@
1084805736.nulluser.com,
says...
Recently my local newspaper ran the following on its editorial page:

"We've been getting more letters critical of President Bush than those
that support him. Wečre not sure why, nor do we want to guess. But in
today's increasingly polarized political environment, we would prefer
our offering to put forward a better sense of balance."

"Since we depend upon you, our readers, to supply our letters, that goal
can be difficult. We can't run letters that we don't have."

I immediately wrote this letter:

Dear Editu

It is about time you got some letters that do not describe Our Great
President as AWOL or an unelected drunk or a crook or a psychotic thug
or the stupidest man on earth like you asked for. This is just the
politics of personal description, and I think you and I are fed up with
it and want to go back to the way politics are supposed to be, talking
about how Bill Klintoon killed all those people secretly because he is a
Chinese spy.

George W. said Osama Bin Laden would be dead or alive, and now he is!
Wala! as our amigos who should be sent back south of the border say.

Yours truly and I mean it...

Mad Dog Dave




I'm waiting for my letter to be published so I can help out our great
President!


You should write stand up comedy. It'd work.

Liberal comedy isn't very popular. Ask Franken and his failed liberal radio
program.

Messing In Boats May 18th 04 03:33 AM
My part to help out our Great President!
 
Shame on you all. Chickenhawk Bush is doing the best he can; and isn't
that a sad statement.

Capt. Jeff


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