It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.