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jim-- May 11th 04 11:48 AM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.



jim-- May 11th 04 12:23 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
In case you are wondering about the word "yestertoday" in the subject.....it
is Canuck for yesterday.

I need some more coffee.

;-)


"jim--" wrote in message
...
It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.





Charles May 11th 04 12:45 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 


jim-- wrote:

It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.


An invoice for a boat?

-- Charlie

John Smith May 11th 04 01:46 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
A picture of your Lobster Boat?


"jim--" wrote in message
...
It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.





Tuuk May 11th 04 01:46 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
"''Interesting, but not surprising. Most of you obviously are ashamed of
who you are and what little you've done in life.""''


That is your opinion Harry, of course you were never employed based on your
personal market value, you were unionized your whole life.



"

Too easy. It obviously is a single sheet of cheap lined writing paper
with every original thought and clever quip you've ever had written down
on two lines of one side. In large letters.

BTW, Dennis...isn't it interesting you know and use my real first and
last name, yet you, like most of the right-wing trash around here, do
your best to keep your "real identities" secret.

Interesting, but not surprising. Most of you obviously are ashamed of
who you are and what little you've done in life.

Right? Right.

As I noted yesterday, you're one of the asswipes who actually make me
miss Skipper, who at least had a brain that worked on occasion and who
once in a while could turn a clever phrase.




What happened, Skipper one of your puppets? What union did he belong to? UAW
? Teamsters?







But you...you're like all
the rest of the right-wing dimwits who pollute this newsgroup...you're
totally devoid of interesting comment.




Are you saying my comments are not interesting????





Got a boat yet, Dennis?






John Smith May 11th 04 01:47 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
Harry,
Have you ever written anything that was not totally devoid of interesting
comment?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.3797f88974709482f7845505986bd9c4@108 4276442.nulluser.com...
jim-- wrote:

It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of

it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue

horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It

weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where

in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.




Too easy. It obviously is a single sheet of cheap lined writing paper
with every original thought and clever quip you've ever had written down
on two lines of one side. In large letters.

BTW, Dennis...isn't it interesting you know and use my real first and
last name, yet you, like most of the right-wing trash around here, do
your best to keep your "real identities" secret.

Interesting, but not surprising. Most of you obviously are ashamed of
who you are and what little you've done in life.

Right? Right.

As I noted yesterday, you're one of the asswipes who actually make me
miss Skipper, who at least had a brain that worked on occasion and who
once in a while could turn a clever phrase. But you...you're like all
the rest of the right-wing dimwits who pollute this newsgroup...you're
totally devoid of interesting comment.

Got a boat yet, Dennis?






Don White May 11th 04 03:17 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"jim--" wrote in message
...
It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.


** Your discharge documents from the local insane asylum? **



Don White May 11th 04 03:19 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"jim--" wrote in message
...
In case you are wondering about the word "yestertoday" in the

subject.....it
is Canuck for yesterday.

I need some more coffee.

;-)


** Another 'wanna be' Canadian eh? At least you've got some good taste.
Come north & we'll develop it further. **



Don White May 11th 04 03:26 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message snip
.. So, you see...you haven't a clue, though
you've repeated this mistake of yours at least 20 times.

snip

Tuuk if nothing else, is consistently stupid. I think he's fustrated
because no self respecting union local would want him as a member.



jim-- May 11th 04 04:48 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.3797f88974709482f7845505986bd9c4@108 4276442.nulluser.com...
jim-- wrote:

It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of

it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue

horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It

weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where

in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.




Too easy. It obviously is a single sheet of cheap lined writing paper
with every original thought and clever quip you've ever had written down
on two lines of one side. In large letters.

BTW, Dennis...isn't it interesting you know and use my real first and
last name, yet you, like most of the right-wing trash around here, do
your best to keep your "real identities" secret.

Interesting, but not surprising. Most of you obviously are ashamed of
who you are and what little you've done in life.



Actually I am proud of my accomplishments. But that description seems to
fit you best....custom 36 foot lobster boat, Hatteras and doctor
doctor....remember? You seem to be ashamed of what you've done in life and
need to fabricate stories to boost your ego. You are a sick man Krause.



Right? Right.

As I noted yesterday, you're one of the asswipes who actually make me
miss Skipper, who at least had a brain that worked on occasion and who
once in a while could turn a clever phrase. But you...you're like all
the rest of the right-wing dimwits who pollute this newsgroup...you're
totally devoid of interesting comment.

Got a boat yet, Dennis?




No boat yet. Does owning a boat somehow make one a better person Krause?



John Smith May 11th 04 04:53 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.eb14107019cda471b1f02e3093e62cee@108 4282952.nulluser.com...
Wrong again, crap-for-brains. I haven't "worked" a job in which union
membership played a role for almost 40 years. During several summer
vacations from college, I had a couple of labor jobs that I got because
of my dad's friends in two unions, and in my 20s, I was a member of the
Newspaper Guild when I worked for The Associated Press. While I a member
of a couple of unions now, those memberships have nothing to do with
present or past employment. So, you see...you haven't a clue, though
you've repeated this mistake of yours at least 20 times.


Wow, Harry was not capable enough to get a union job without nepotism. For
the last 40 years no union wanted to be associated with him.




Bert Robbins May 12th 04 02:04 AM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.eb14107019cda471b1f02e3093e62cee@108 4282952.nulluser.com...
Tuuk wrote:

"''Interesting, but not surprising. Most of you obviously are ashamed of
who you are and what little you've done in life.""''


That is your opinion Harry, of course you were never employed based on

your
personal market value, you were unionized your whole life.



Wrong again, crap-for-brains. I haven't "worked" a job in which union
membership played a role for almost 40 years. During several summer
vacations from college, I had a couple of labor jobs that I got because
of my dad's friends in two unions, and in my 20s, I was a member of the
Newspaper Guild when I worked for The Associated Press. While I a member
of a couple of unions now, those memberships have nothing to do with
present or past employment. So, you see...you haven't a clue, though
you've repeated this mistake of yours at least 20 times.


And during your time "in which union membership played a role for almost 40
years" union membership has severely decreased. Are you sure you aren't a
conservative?




Bert Robbins May 12th 04 02:05 AM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message snip
. So, you see...you haven't a clue, though
you've repeated this mistake of yours at least 20 times.

snip

Tuuk if nothing else, is consistently stupid. I think he's fustrated
because no self respecting union local would want him as a member.


Don, does it hurt when Harry shoves his arm up your ass so he can make your
mouth move?



Don White May 12th 04 03:10 AM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
Don, does it hurt when Harry shoves his arm up your ass so he can make

your
mouth move?


Why are certain right leaning members of this newsgroup so infatuated with
that part of the male anatomy?
What's the attraction??....................On second thought, never mind...I
really don't want to know!



Harry Krause May 12th 04 03:12 AM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
Don White wrote:

"Bert Robbins" wrote in message

Don, does it hurt when Harry shoves his arm up your ass so he can make


your

mouth move?



Why are certain right leaning members of this newsgroup so infatuated with
that part of the male anatomy?
What's the attraction??....................On second thought, never mind...I
really don't want to know!




It's so easy to rile up the righties...RepubliLEMMINGs, as it
were...Make the right statement and dozens of them run blindly towards
the cliff.


basskisser May 12th 04 12:25 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
"jim--" wrote in message ...
It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.


It wouldn't matter, there would be no fact in it anyway, just wild,
unfounded allegations, and assumptions.

Harry Krause May 12th 04 12:28 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
basskisser wrote:

"jim--" wrote in message ...

It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.



It wouldn't matter, there would be no fact in it anyway, just wild,
unfounded allegations, and assumptions.



You have to wonder who would sell "Dennis Compton" a pen.

Don White May 12th 04 02:54 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

You have to wonder who would sell "Dennis Compton" a pen.



He'd be safer to himself and his family when limited to crayons.



basskisser May 14th 04 07:35 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
"Don White" wrote in message ...
"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
Don, does it hurt when Harry shoves his arm up your ass so he can make

your
mouth move?


Why are certain right leaning members of this newsgroup so infatuated with
that part of the male anatomy?
What's the attraction??....................On second thought, never mind...I
really don't want to know!


It's quite simple, Don. The right's infatuation with the ass is from
being lemming-like, when they are following each other blindly off of
the abyss, there nose is quite close to the other's ass!

John Smith May 15th 04 03:58 AM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
I love the way Basskisser picks up on every expression Harry uses. It is so
cute seeing him grovel at Harry's feet.


"basskisser" wrote in message
om...
"Don White" wrote in message

...
"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
Don, does it hurt when Harry shoves his arm up your ass so he can make

your
mouth move?


Why are certain right leaning members of this newsgroup so infatuated

with
that part of the male anatomy?
What's the attraction??....................On second thought, never

mind...I
really don't want to know!


It's quite simple, Don. The right's infatuation with the ass is from
being lemming-like, when they are following each other blindly off of
the abyss, there nose is quite close to the other's ass!




basskisser May 17th 04 05:52 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
"John Smith" wrote in message news:uHfpc.95095$Ik.7354696@attbi_s53...
I love the way Basskisser picks up on every expression Harry uses. It is so
cute seeing him grovel at Harry's feet.


What to hell are you talking about? You've either gone completly
insane, or just still extremely stupid.

basskisser May 17th 04 05:55 PM

I mailed something yestertoday
 
"John Smith" wrote in message news:uHfpc.95095$Ik.7354696@attbi_s53...
I love the way Basskisser picks up on every expression Harry uses. It is so
cute seeing him grovel at Harry's feet.


What to HELL are you talking about? Have you gone completely insane,
or just still very stupid?


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