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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
That would be very sad if his engine died after only 20 hours of use.
wrote in message k.net... Looks like it might be a new engine "Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.44cf51f67e87477d3c5df98c965fddd1@108 4203396.nulluser.com... Don White wrote: A heavy duty plank in case Dennis shows up this summer and needs to walk it. "Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com... I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX There are *some* restrictions about dumping effluent in the Bay... |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
Gene Kearns wrote:
On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause" wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one hellatiously large pallet..... A jetski? Nah..... not your style. Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind. The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a load.... so, assume it is an entity. Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone..... It's mighty powerful for its size. |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
Harry Krause wrote:
Gene Kearns wrote: On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause" wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one hellatiously large pallet..... A jetski? Nah..... not your style. Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind. The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a load.... so, assume it is an entity. Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone..... It's mighty powerful for its size. Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana. |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is
having shipped. His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis. "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... Harry Krause wrote: Gene Kearns wrote: On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause" wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one hellatiously large pallet..... A jetski? Nah..... not your style. Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind. The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a load.... so, assume it is an entity. Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone..... It's mighty powerful for its size. Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana. |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
"John Smith" wrote in message news:bxWnc.23804$xw3.1570902@attbi_s04...
What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is having shipped. His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis. He knows that just simpletons will worry and fret about it, like you. Funny, you've stated that he THINKS people care, like it doesn't bother you, but you have the most posts in this thread!!!! |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
Harry Krause wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? I'd guess it's the portly model of one of those full size life-like female dolls, the doctor-doctor model, which will accompany you on your lobster boat. You just can't wait to get her and are tracking closely her journey across the country. -- Charlie |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
"Harry Krause" wrote ... It's mighty powerful for its size. An ego locker? ;-) |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
-rick- wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote ... It's mighty powerful for its size. An ego locker? ;-) Is there a good market for those? You think eBay'ers would buy them? |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
A huge genset?
Harry Krause wrote: Gene Kearns wrote: On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause" wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one hellatiously large pallet..... A jetski? Nah..... not your style. Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind. The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a load.... so, assume it is an entity. Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone..... It's mighty powerful for its size. |
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