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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
A new bathtub to float your boat in.
"Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com... I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
A new fabricated story to replace your Lobster Boat and Doctor Doctor wife.
"Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com... I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! For which alleged boat is this alleged shipment coming? Could it be a grill on which to cook the alleged flounder you allegedly caught? John H On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
A heavy duty plank in case Dennis shows up this summer and needs to walk it.
"Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com... I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
Looks like it might be a new engine
"Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.44cf51f67e87477d3c5df98c965fddd1@108 4203396.nulluser.com... Don White wrote: A heavy duty plank in case Dennis shows up this summer and needs to walk it. "Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com... I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX There are *some* restrictions about dumping effluent in the Bay... |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
That would be very sad if his engine died after only 20 hours of use.
wrote in message k.net... Looks like it might be a new engine "Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.44cf51f67e87477d3c5df98c965fddd1@108 4203396.nulluser.com... Don White wrote: A heavy duty plank in case Dennis shows up this summer and needs to walk it. "Harry Krause" wrote in message news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com... I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX There are *some* restrictions about dumping effluent in the Bay... |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
Gene Kearns wrote:
On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause" wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one hellatiously large pallet..... A jetski? Nah..... not your style. Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind. The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a load.... so, assume it is an entity. Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone..... It's mighty powerful for its size. |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
Harry Krause wrote:
Gene Kearns wrote: On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause" wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one hellatiously large pallet..... A jetski? Nah..... not your style. Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind. The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a load.... so, assume it is an entity. Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone..... It's mighty powerful for its size. Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana. |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is
having shipped. His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis. "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... Harry Krause wrote: Gene Kearns wrote: On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause" wrote: I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast (well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country. It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds. Any guesses? Shipment: 152XXXXXX Status: Arrived at interim Chicago, IL Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004 Status Definition: The shipment has arrived at an interim service center. Shipper: XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA Consignee: Harry Krause XXXXXX, MD XXXXX Reference Numbers: PRO Number: 152XXXXXX PO# 152XXXXXXX Shipment: Type: Prepaid Pcs: 1 Wgt: 1085 (lbs) DEFERRED Dates: Pickup: 05/04/2004 Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004 Thank you for using our freight service! www.XXXXXXXXXXXX I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great! Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one hellatiously large pallet..... A jetski? Nah..... not your style. Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind. The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a load.... so, assume it is an entity. Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone..... It's mighty powerful for its size. Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana. |
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ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
"Harry Krause" wrote ... It's mighty powerful for its size. An ego locker? ;-) |
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