Need to replace my trailer's bunk carpet/liner/fabric whatever it's called.
At all the ramps around here, it's too busy to park a boat for the time
it'll take to do the work on the bunks. Anyone know a good way to levitate a
500 lb boat for about 2 hours? I do not have access to a garage whose
rafters are strong enough to do interesting things with pullies.

If you actually have a suggestion, then my question is serious.

If you do NOT have a suggestion, then my question is NOT serious.