Aiming Pee
 

Hello, Jax!

On 20 May 2005 13:41:02 -0700, wrote:

Hello, Jax!

I could see the *real* Peggy posting this. It *is* funny as hell!

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

"Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it."
Rene Descartes

Sorry, then.

Somebody slightly more creative than the average NG poster was at work
here, (or it was stolen from some uncredit place). I wondered, "who has
been really quiet throughout all the dung flinging and is capable of
writing this?" You were at the head of a very short list. :-)

Thrasher Remailer wrote in
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On 20 May 2005, wrote:
Sorry, then.

Somebody slightly more creative than the average NG poster was at work
here, (or it was stolen from some uncredit place). I wondered, "who
has
been really quiet throughout all the dung flinging and is capable of
writing this?" You were at the head of a very short list. :-)

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KKKaty, are you netkkkoping again?

blondie

wrote:
Sorry, then.

Somebody slightly more creative than the average NG poster was at work
here, (or it was stolen from some uncredit place). I wondered, "who
has been really quiet throughout all the dung flinging and is capable
of writing this?" You were at the head of a very short list. :-)

Nobody on this NG wrote it. A simple google search (type in the
second line) comes up with amples hits, including:
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/potty/aimpee.shtml

So, the second option: stolen from uncredited source.

The real problem isn't the aim; it's the half pound of toilet paper!

--
frosty

ha - - must be someone else with a spouse or significant other ! ! !

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The real problem isn't the aim; it's the half pound of toilet paper!

--
frosty

The real problem isn't the aim; it's the half pound of toilet paper!

Glenn S. wrote:
ha - - must be someone else with a spouse or significant other ! ! !

There's one thing I cannot fathom:
When my wife is in the bathroom,
Why she feels compelled to pull
So much from that little roll,
When she's only passing water!
Does she get so much upon her
She requires fifty sheets?
Is she wiping down the seat?
What's the fundamental problem
That she's having with her bottom?
Is she in there having fun?
Surely doing number one
Isn't such a messy matter!
Is she making so much splatter
Every times she goes to pee
That she uses more TP
Than you would in seven months?
Still she grabs it by the bunch
More than I could ever use,
Even doing number two.
Land or sea, it doesn't matter;
On the boat or in the camper
Too much toilet paper's not
What I want inside the pot.

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frosty