"Dr. Dr. K.aren Smithers" Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote in message
...
JimH,
If you do post a picture of your pressure washed deck, it means you are so
insecure with your life, that you seek acceptance in rec.boats. Whatever
you do , do not post a picture. ; )

And wahtever you do.......don't wear a speedo in the picture.....the last
thing the NG needs is for harry to get penis envy LMAO




"JimH" wrote in message
...
Dr. Dr. I need your advice.

I power washed my deck and resealed it several weeks ago. Should I post
a picture of it here for everyone to see? It is quite a large deck with
beautiful landscaping. I can even post a before and after picture if
that would help.

But do I really need to? Is then any benefit to doing so?

I have a high self esteem and level of confidence, so that is not a
concern. Perhaps women will lust after me if I post the picture. I just
don't know.

I need your help doc. What say you?

In article ,
says...


Hey, was wondering which "Obseesed with Harry" members I'd hook with
the driveway bait, and by your reposing a bit, I see I snagged several.

Let me know if there is "confirmation" from Hertvik, Robbins, and the
rest of the reichers.

The words "penis" and "envy" showed up pretty quickly.

They've obviously got a hard on to make manly love with you Harry.

They'd like to pave your driveway.

jps

JimH wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
Dr. Dr. I need your advice.

I power washed my deck and resealed it several weeks ago. Should
I
post a
picture of it here for everyone to see? It is quite a large deck
with
beautiful landscaping. I can even post a before and after picture
if
that
would help.

But do I really need to? Is then any benefit to doing so?

I have a high self esteem and level of confidence, so that is not
a
concern.
Perhaps women will lust after me if I post the picture. I just
don't
know.

I need your help doc. What say you?

Jim, do you happen to remember chastising others here for posting
non-boating related posts and replies? Is it okay for you, but not
okay
for the rest of the world?


Perhaps.

I probably posted a dozen or so ON TOPIC boating related
contributions today
before I posted these 2 OFF TOPIC posts.

Perhaps you didn't understand the question, so I'll ask again. Do you
think it's okay for you to reply off topic, when you are chastising
others for doing EXACTLY the same thing?

What contributions have you made to this board today other than your
Off
Topic posts and whining?

Where was there any "whining", Jim? And, if you'll look I do contribute
on topic to this group. Far more than your girlfriend, Fritz! Also, who
makes up the above rule that you must post on topic "today"?

wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
Dr. Dr. I need your advice.

I power washed my deck and resealed it several weeks ago. Should
I
post a
picture of it here for everyone to see? It is quite a large deck
with
beautiful landscaping. I can even post a before and after picture
if
that
would help.

But do I really need to? Is then any benefit to doing so?

I have a high self esteem and level of confidence, so that is not
a
concern.
Perhaps women will lust after me if I post the picture. I just
don't
know.

I need your help doc. What say you?

Jim, do you happen to remember chastising others here for posting
non-boating related posts and replies? Is it okay for you, but not
okay
for the rest of the world?


Perhaps.

I probably posted a dozen or so ON TOPIC boating related
contributions today
before I posted these 2 OFF TOPIC posts.

Perhaps you didn't understand the question, so I'll ask again. Do you
think it's okay for you to reply off topic, when you are chastising
others for doing EXACTLY the same thing?

What contributions have you made to this board today other than your
Off
Topic posts and whining?

Where was there any "whining", Jim? And, if you'll look I do contribute
on topic to this group. Far more than your girlfriend, Fritz! Also, who
makes up the above rule that you must post on topic "today"?


Please stop posting Off Topic Kevin. This is a boating forum.

On Fri, 6 May 2005 12:19:26 -0400, "Dr. Dr. K.aren Smithers"
Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote:

LOL,
Harry can no longer say "My wife is smarter and has a better job" (instead
of the her having a MD degree, she is a social worker), he can no longer say
"I graduated from Yale" (the alumni association has never heard of him), he
can no longer say "I have a 36' Lobster Boat", (it never existed),

Harry is now forced to going for the biggest driveway award. Sad, so very
sad.


"Harry.Krause" wrote in message
...


I mentioned some time ago I was contemplating having my driveway paved.

Well, contemplation is over. The equipment arrived, and the grading is
scheduled for Monday. Here's my lovely gravel driveway at the moment, and
in the center distance you can see some of the equipment.

Enjoy, Klubbers, and keep your pants zipped.


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...use/gravel.jpg


Just for Harry:

Main Entry: nar·cis·sism
Pronunciation: 'när-s&-"si-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: German Narzissismus, from Narziss Narcissus, from Latin Narcissus
1 : EGOISM, EGOCENTRISM
2 : love of or sexual desire for one's own body
- nar·cis·sist /'när-s&-sist/ noun or adjective
- nar·cis·sis·tic /"när-s&-'sis-tik/ adjective

Unreal.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

"JimH" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
Dr. Dr. I need your advice.

I power washed my deck and resealed it several weeks ago. Should
I
post a
picture of it here for everyone to see? It is quite a large deck
with
beautiful landscaping. I can even post a before and after picture
if
that
would help.

But do I really need to? Is then any benefit to doing so?

I have a high self esteem and level of confidence, so that is not
a
concern.
Perhaps women will lust after me if I post the picture. I just
don't
know.

I need your help doc. What say you?

Jim, do you happen to remember chastising others here for posting
non-boating related posts and replies? Is it okay for you, but not
okay
for the rest of the world?


Perhaps.

I probably posted a dozen or so ON TOPIC boating related
contributions today
before I posted these 2 OFF TOPIC posts.

Perhaps you didn't understand the question, so I'll ask again. Do you
think it's okay for you to reply off topic, when you are chastising
others for doing EXACTLY the same thing?

What contributions have you made to this board today other than your
Off
Topic posts and whining?

Where was there any "whining", Jim? And, if you'll look I do contribute
on topic to this group. Far more than your girlfriend, Fritz! Also, who
makes up the above rule that you must post on topic "today"?


Please stop posting Off Topic Kevin. This is a boating forum.

HAve you ever noticed how the supposedly 'open minded' 'tolerant'
liebrals are the first ones to make the 'gay' accusation.....once again
proof that the brain dead liebrals are hypocrites.....and kevin is the "King
of the NG idiots"

P. Fritz wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
Dr. Dr. I need your advice.

I power washed my deck and resealed it several weeks ago.
Should
I
post a
picture of it here for everyone to see? It is quite a large
deck
with
beautiful landscaping. I can even post a before and after
picture
if
that
would help.

But do I really need to? Is then any benefit to doing so?

I have a high self esteem and level of confidence, so that
is not
a
concern.
Perhaps women will lust after me if I post the picture. I
just
don't
know.

I need your help doc. What say you?

Jim, do you happen to remember chastising others here for
posting
non-boating related posts and replies? Is it okay for you,
but not
okay
for the rest of the world?


Perhaps.

I probably posted a dozen or so ON TOPIC boating related
contributions today
before I posted these 2 OFF TOPIC posts.

Perhaps you didn't understand the question, so I'll ask again.
Do you
think it's okay for you to reply off topic, when you are
chastising
others for doing EXACTLY the same thing?

What contributions have you made to this board today other than
your
Off
Topic posts and whining?

Where was there any "whining", Jim? And, if you'll look I do
contribute
on topic to this group. Far more than your girlfriend, Fritz!
Also, who
makes up the above rule that you must post on topic "today"?


Please stop posting Off Topic Kevin. This is a boating forum.

HAve you ever noticed how the supposedly 'open minded' 'tolerant'
liebrals are the first ones to make the 'gay' accusation.....once
again
proof that the brain dead liebrals are hypocrites.....and kevin is
the "King
of the NG idiots"

First, I'm not Kevin. But, where did I make ANY "gay accusation"?
Fritz, are you really so dumb that you think that because I called you
Jim's girlfriend, that I meant you were gay? Quite the contrary, Fritz.
Simply put, I think your a girl. THAT is what I said.

On 9 May 2005 12:52:24 -0700, wrote:


First, I'm not Kevin. But, where did I make ANY "gay accusation"?
Fritz, are you really so dumb that you think that because I called you
Jim's girlfriend, that I meant you were gay? Quite the contrary, Fritz.
Simply put, I think your a girl. THAT is what I said.

"your" what?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Hey... that was a picture of Al Gore!